April 22nd, 2008
Francesco Totti: Clothing is for the Weak
images via AFP Photo
Here’s yet another reason why we love us some ballers: they’re comfortable being naked around other people.
Not sure about our readers out there, but if we were being introduced to a candidate for city hall (like Roma’s Francesco Totti is here), we would oh, say, pull the sheet up over our nethers, scanties and so forth. In fact, whether it was a man in a suit running for office or the random underpaid hospital slave who comes in to fluff the pillows and top up our water glass, we would still not be lounging in such a casually unclothed manner.
Question: why exactly is Francesco meeting a city candidate when he’s just had surgery?
Anyhoo, the lesson here is not to question why, but to be thankful for the selfless ballers amongst us who teach us uptighties that wearing clothes is not a mandatory rule.