April 22nd, 2008

Francesco Totti: Clothing is for the Weak


images via AFP Photo

Here’s yet another reason why we love us some ballers: they’re comfortable being naked around other people.

Not sure about our readers out there, but if we were being introduced to a candidate for city hall (like Roma’s Francesco Totti is here), we would oh, say, pull the sheet up over our nethers, scanties and so forth.  In fact, whether it was a man in a suit running for office or the random underpaid hospital slave who comes in to fluff the pillows and top up our water glass, we would still not be lounging in such a casually unclothed manner. 

Question: why exactly is Francesco meeting a city candidate when he’s just had surgery?

Anyhoo, the lesson here is not to question why, but to be thankful for the selfless ballers amongst us who teach us uptighties that wearing clothes is not a mandatory rule.


Via The Offside
Link: Totti To Have Surgery

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33 Responses to “Francesco Totti: Clothing is for the Weak”

  1. brandy says:

    Yummmm – nearly naked Totti <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> Thanks Ms Kickette!

    And you’re right, clothes are not for the Italians! I like mine as close to naked as possible please!

  2. Erin Elizabeth says:

    oh my God, i think i almost fainted! seriously, totti is like my one and only love. or at least, my first footie love! what a way to start off an otherwise dreary wednesday of writing papers and waiting to graduate uni! thank you kickette!

  3. Leilani says:

    So much can be explained away with “well, you know how those Italians are…“
    They just take it to a whole ‘nother level. Footballers are shirt-challenged as it is…. Some of them can’t keep their pants on, either.
    Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

  4. innocenza says:

    You gotta hand it to him… he looks a darn sight happier and more comfortable than he would in a hospital gown.

  5. Genevieve says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… che schifo…

  6. tammyv says:

    I LOVE TOTTI!!! Even more after this

  7. Kiki says:

    Okay….so that’s how almost naked FRancesco Totti looks like?!!!

    Italian blood Kickettes!
    This blood boils!! Hot as hell!


  8. Lil' says:

    i love your idea TFO

    i don’t like Italian ballers (french-italian rivalry i guess) except when they are half naked,
    and except Totti, i have to say

    get well soon Francesco

  9. Kickette, your text on the right hand side of the pic is screwy.

  10. Totti f*cked his cruciate, and had knee surgery after his game on the weekend.  He’ll be out for at least six months. 

    At least he’s not wearing one of those horrible blue hospital gowns.  I volunteer to lead a Kickette delegation to help him change his undies on a daily basis.

  11. Johnna says:

    LMAO, oh slutty Italians, I love you so.

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I have a feeling the staff at that hospital shall never complain about their job ever again!!

    I don’t even fancy Totti, but the sight of his undercrackers is making me all hot and bothered (in a good way wink)

    “Anyhoo, the lesson here is not to question why, but to be thankful for the selfless ballers amongst us who teach us uptighties that wearing clothes is not a mandatory rule.“

    And this made me smile. A lot!!! All hail naked ballers!!!

  13. Signora Maldini says:

    Checco is a showoff <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    He likes to run around in his underwear. Does it often on the pitch when Roma win things.

    As for the suit…Totti is like royalty in Rome and he knows quite a few of the political types. He’s good PR for them…

  14. Meriam says:

    Totti had surgery? Why? When? Why?

    And the reason Totti isn’t doing it is because he knows people like us would like to drool over him, have supposedly missed him (cause he’s probably been away for his surgery, right?) and wanted to give them something to smile over. Or come over. Either one’s good.

  15. Aoife says:

    Lmao! Love the commentary Kickette! Why is he not covering up the groin area? You know Mr Suit is trying so hard not to look down there.

  16. rania says:

    i think i just came. *off for a cold shower*

  17. Elise says:

    Nearly naked Totti.  Bless you Kickette.

  18. Rusty says:

    in re Mr Totti: can I have some, please?

    in re fake boobs: I don’t understand why anyone would even want them.

  19. kaya says:

    I think “Francesco Totti: Clothing is not for the Italians” would pretty much sum up everything that needs to be known in this photo caption. Italian men are the closest things on the planet to slutty english wags. (Or am I being repetitive by adding slutty?)
    I quite like it.
    Nice blog TFO! Looks like I might need to actually learn something about EPL football to comment. Yikes!

  20. carly says:

    If everyone looked as hot as Totti after surgery, I’d go and become a nurse!

    cheese bless him!

  21. Ella says:

    Is it just tabloid English or did they really call her “Majorcan beauty”? Because, seriously, on a good day, this girl is average. Tops.

  22. Kiki says:

    Yeahh C9….I don’t know if you already saw the pictures but here’s the link anyway:

    Oh my…if people were already saying bad things about her just because she smokes…imagine now…
    Hell is starting for her…

  23. c9 says:

    Sorry about that I meant to say “hitgirl” not himgirl, see it’s happening already!! downer

  24. c9 says:

    I can’t even begin to fathom……Cris stay away from the slut, the kickette himgirl group are on it’s way as we speak….PLEASE step away from the skank. Whoreida/Whatsherface, please step off you are too much of a nusance! You messing with my man’s form is UNACCEPTABLE !!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/angry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />

  25. FootballerChick43 says:

    Oh wow.
    I’m… wow.

    I have no comment.
    Except my security code says “yummy7”

  26. lose that girl says:

    Yeah, c9…Kiki’s right. There are pix on the Sun’s website of Whoreida displaying her <ahem> assets.

    How anyone would want to have a significant other so over exposed, is beyond me. Such trash.

  27. Lil' says:

    don’t worry c9 maybe when his family will see the pictures they will urge him to let her go back to Mallorca’s beaches with her fake boobs

    i am trying self-persuasion

    and never forget that the life of this girls is a matter of day, kickette’s gang is on its way to Mallorca
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  28. Moongirl says:

    Guy in a suit??? – sorry was there someone else in that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. c9 says:

    what, What, WHAT????? Kiki, did you just say naked pictures of Whoreida/Whatsherface?!!?? That just ruined my tuesday, PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME??? That just burst my bubble downer

  30. Kiki says:

    Kickette…your not gonna post anything about the nude pictures of Nereida Gallardo that The Sun published today??

    Girls all around the world are already crazy…screaming that she’s a slut and evertything….

  31. lose that girl says:

    I’m not a fan of Totti but LOVE this photo presentation. Thanks, Kickette!!

    I think you should start a new category for injured ballers in their hospital beds – and as always, sans clothes would be ideal.

  32. c9 says:

    Francesco Totti…..half naked……wearing only underwear…..helpless in hospital bed……Oh the wonderful things I conjure up in my footie filled head. This has made my tuesday, trust to know I can come here everyday and SMILE! Thanks kickette wink

  33. Laurie says:

    Somehow I knew this photo would find its way here eventually.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />