November 9th, 2011
Frank Lampard: A View To A (Cheap) Thrill
Frank Lampard, Christine Bleakley & Simon Le Bon at the video launch of Duran Duran’s ‘Girl Panic!’ at The Savoy Hotel on November 8. Image: Dave Hogan/Getty Images Europe.
What’s the most upsetting thing in this photo? Simon Le Bon’s beard? The fact that he is no longer the lithe, happily hairsprayed creature some of us used to gawp at on Saturday morning TV? Christine Bleakley’s rent-a-grimace?
Or the fact thay she has free n’easy access to that glorious patch of Frankie chest that’s maliciously taunting us through his open shirt?
Grrr. It’s enough to give anyone the (midweek) hump.