August 10th, 2011

Frank Lampard: All Kitted Out

Well hello there, Frank. It’s been a while.

What’s that fetching garmentage you’re wearing as you sashay across the Kickette office (apologies about the intern you tripped over on the floor, she had a heavy night. We’re sure you have access to a twenty-four hour dentist)?

Oh. It’s the brand spanking new Chelsea FC 3rd kit.¬†We must say it’s very smart and white definitely suits you. Apart from the fact that the blue and yellow patchy bits compliment your delicious eyes, we note that it hugs your torso in a most pleasing way. We’ve actually conducted research (of course we haven’t) into the visual conductivity of football kit colour and have found that white is in fact the optimum shade for short tent exposure.

Pardon? You think that since we like it so much we should try it on? But of course, Frank. Anything you say. Why don’t you just remove said kit and…(Ed Note: further exchanges were rendered inaudible, first by the sound of clattering high heels, then a loud crash and a man’s helpless cries for mercy).

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14 Responses to “Frank Lampard: All Kitted Out”

  1. linvinnaar says:

    Don't like the shirt, but love Frank. And why people are calling him Fat Frank is still beyond me. Odd innit?

  2. arianna says:

    Awww he is sooo cutee!! Remember Lamps vs the Pompey fans- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcM8SgiXy3A&fe…

  3. mamaly says:

    Chelsea ,come on, Frank is cute and this is the best your photigrapher can do,in this pic he looks like a granddad.

  4. Rusty,OnAnOldCrush says:

    My god, that shirt is making my eyes bleed.

  5. Del says:

    Helpless cries for mercy??!?!?!

    Oh kickette, why you so funny? XD

  6. IrishBlue says:

    He's still got it :D

  7. almond says:

    he got messy hairy hands..ugh ugh…yuck!!

  8. Rachel says:

    i like it, but i definitely like the home kit better. there's just something about a man in blue….

  9. ealaph says:

    i love you frankie you are handsome any time any where any place

  10. ealaph says:

    he is very handsome any time any where any place l love frankie

  11. CharlieGooner says:

    I just don’t get some of this season’s kits from the big clubs….
    Arsenal’s blue on blue—> bleh… Even Cesc and Verma can’t help it.
    Barca’s black—> it just doesn’t say Barca…
    Chelsea’s blue—> hate the white stripes
    Chelsea’s 3rd kit—> don’t get the yellow but its nice otherwise.
    Spurs—> never liked it anyway but the design’s changed a bit which is something.

    Arsenal’s 3rd kit (white) is awesome.
    Liverpool’s kits are always awesome.
    And it pains me to say, Man Utds blue kit is also very nice.

    But that’s just me… :-P

  12. Peanut9188 says:

    Major dislike of the new get up for Chelsea

  13. MrsLBaines says:

    Sounds just like The Continental! : D

  14. earidurt says:

    lampard is looking very handsome here….and this is coming from someone who does not find him attractive most of the time. *shrugs