September 17th, 2009
Frank Lampard: Snapped on the Street
Let us set the scene: you’re having a great hair day. You’re wearing matching underwear. You ate a mint mere seconds ago. Then you see Frank Lampard approaching on the pavement. Would you:
a) Feign indifference, ignore him and continue your high street strut to go sort out your banking and other errands;
b) Smile in a flirty way, and carry on walking;
c) Jump on him.
There are no right or wrong answers, just different consequences.