September 17th, 2008
Frank Lampard: Bronzed and Bedazzled
Oh, Lampsy. We love, but how you do challenge our emotions.
image courtesy of BIG Pictures UK/KEYSTONE Press
Just one short day ago, you were rocking an insanely hot profile and looking yum. Flash forward to your required post-CL win London nightclub celebratory festivities (Funky Buddha, of course), and we’‘re in a quandary.
Well, actually there is little quandary.
You’re orange, sweetie. We have studied this photo, and still cannot ascertain the cause. Bad lighting? Bad bronzer? St. Tropez fake bake gone wrong (and if so, when did you find the time? Is there a portable unit on the team bus?) Is it a severe case of jaundice with a side of leatheritis coming on? Please enlighten us.
Also: the rhinestone bedazzled shirt has not gone unnoticed.
Perhaps Phil Scolari has the answer:
“He is a midfielder and he arrives many times in front of goal and makes goals. He loves football. He is training hard every day. When you do this I think God helps you.“
There you have it, Kickettes. Tangerine-tones are next to Godliness.