July 9th, 2007
Frank Lampard: Nothing Happened, Okay?
image: news of the world
Frank Lampard seems to have gotten himself into a sticky-icky situation in Vegas. Granted, Vegas is a city built for sticky-ickys, so this should come as no surprise, really. Vegas = gambling, alcohol and women. This = a very happy place for the ballers amongst us, who have few other interests outside these areas.
Anyhoo, Lampard has been in Vegas since Weds, on a lads-only vacay with Teddy Sheringham, Wayne Bridge, and Glen Johnson.
Reports are flying that Frank hooked up with an Eastern European brunette and spent four hours with her in the private villa the boys had rented at the Wynn Hotel. Let us just mention here, the boys all had their own suites at the hotel, but booked a villa specifically for other purposes.
Says the croupier at the table where the boys were getting their gamble on:
“They were laughing about taking women back to the hotel’s Fairview Villa.
“I heard several telling girls they had their own suites, but had hired the villa for fun. They called it their ‘P*ssy Playhouse’ and were being quite crude.”
We refuse, on principle, to comment on the name of the playhouse. We simply cannot.
Frank is furiously denying any funny business occurred, and spent Sunday dealing with a stack of calls to his mobile, repeatedly yelling, “Nothing happened, alright?” down the phone.
Interesting, no? As is the photo, above, of Frank with the mystery lady. She was reported to have been crying after discovering that Frank had a family back at home.
Lest we forget Frank’s daliances in the past: nine months ago he was busted with a blonde in Barcelona and we vaguely remember some Cyprus orgy scandal where Frank admitted he had made an error or two in judgement.
We’re thinking the true error in judgement comes from fiance Elen Rives, (who gave birth in May to their second child, Isla). She should have married Lamps a long time ago so that she could be taking him to the cleaners in a swift and lucrative divorce settlement.