April 16th, 2009

Frank Lampard: Calling all Single Ladies

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A few of the Chelsea boys have been seen out at the London clubs this week: Michael Essien and Didier Drogba headed to Funky Buddha on Tuesday night, and Frank Lampard hit up Boujis. 

Earlier that eve, Frank had gone for dinner with his dad, Petr Cech and Henrique Hilario.  As we tweeted yesterday, reports say a “mystery” brunette was also in attendance. 

FYI, John Terry had din-dins separately at Zuma with his wife Toni, and Frank’s ex, Elen Rives.

Interesting. But we’re more concerned about what happened afterward at Boujis:

For those unfamiliar with this London hangout, the bar closes at 3am.  Frank exits the club (through the back door) at 4am.

What was going on for an hour in there? Did he have a large champagne tab to settle? Was he trying to clean yet another unidentified stain off his trousers? Did he have a few overseas calls to make and took advantage of the early morning time difference?

We can’t say. Lampsy is quite an enigma that way.

What we do know, is that there was an interesting assortment of ladies making their way out a different exit of the club five minutes before Frank left. This small gaggle of girls were not terribly thrilled to have their photo taken.

Granted, this may be meaningless. In fact, we suspect one of them may have been on the bar staff. But still. Frank was not in that club alone.

In summary, we have no idea what went on in there.  But regardless, we would like to give this unsolicited advice to the single ladies out there who love Frank Lampard: get yourself to London post-haste. And bring your best micro-mini.

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33 Responses to “Frank Lampard: Calling all Single Ladies”

  1. The Fourth Official says:

    Frank, you scamp! Seriously, I can't keep up with Frank's love life. What happened to the department store heiress? (Or was she an art gallery heiress?) And John and Toni are still friends with Elen! Interesting . . .

  2. Madame Rudy says:

    ROFL! ROFL! The pic of the bimbos was priceless! WOW

  3. Yasichelsea says:

    Frank never pays attention to these bimbo's…they are a kind of staff in bars to cheat handsome men.That's all.

  4. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    JT and Toni went for dinner with Elen?? That's a bit awkward… Frankie's not looking his best here – he'd been looking so good lately!

  5. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    How is it that Essien looks so hot? Guh. The man kills me. It's unfair. And Good Lord! Are those shiny nude tights?! oh the terribleness. Save those for the skating rink, hon.

  6. carly says:

    Seriously, this is bad. I love Frank but he looks dreadful – his Dad looks better than him. Essien, button up your shirt a little, please. There's a woman wearing sandals and tights! And no photos of Hilário :/

  7. carly says:

    Seriously, this is bad. I love Frank but he looks dreadful – his Dad looks better than him. Essien, button up your shirt a little, please. There's a woman wearing sandals and tights! And no photos of Hilário :/

  8. lose that girl says:

    Ah, he’s all primed and ready for LoveLamps. I just know it.

    lose that girl blog

  9. TLC says:

    eww…hilarious fashion

    -well done John Terry the greatest england captain

  10. Franda says:

    Why Elen went out with the Terry’s????
    The break up of Frank and Elen still very mystery

  11. Raina says:

    Frank is looking ROUGH.  And he apparently was with Elen so long her fashion sense rubbed off on him.  Ick.  Does it bother anyone else that he has the thinnest lips ever?  Or is that just me?  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  12. Susie says:

    Why does Frank always look like he is suffering from some kind of jaundice type ailment?

    Or is that mis matched foundation/ bronzer on his face?

    Man, get it sorted!

  13. Eternal Dreamer says:

    The girl was obviously hiding her face because she didn't want to be photographed wearing tights with open-toed shoes.

  14. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    lol wat in the world is he wearing seriously frank , and he's trying to style it out by puttin his hands in his pockets not a good looka and those shoes should be banned cos there horrendous…and dont get me started on them bimbo's lol am cringing for them

  15. Moonie says:

    Damn! I clicked on the bimbo pic and got an eyeful of shimmery crotch – not nice!

  16. Dreamgirl says:

    LOL @ bus driverThis photoshoot is a total mess. I can't come up with any positives.

  17. FirstTeamCoach says:

    ROFL at the bimbos

  18. autumnmaple101 says:

    LMAO at the bimbos..poor Frank.

  19. Nicole says:

    But Frank does have an unidentified stain on his pants in that picture. Right on his crotch. A big white stain! Oh Frank, you are so amusing. So is your horrible, horrible taste in women.

  20. Blair says:

    Buying ticket and packing as we speak…

  21. Boston Red says:

    I want to know what the hell Frank is wearing. It looks like a bus driver's uniform :S

  22. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    I am so dissapointed with the Terrys! and about Frank, I love you baby, but I am poor…..maybe If I sell my liver.. huh….

  23. TammyV says:

    MIDLIFE CRISIS! I called the string o-Bimbos.

  24. LoveLamps says:

    Go ahead darling. Get it out of your system. I'll be there soon enough when you're ready to settle back down.

  25. FootballerChick43 - says:

    He looks effing sloshed. Jeez.

  26. The Fourth Official says:

    Seriously, click on the pic of the bimbos. My lord. I’m ashamed FOR them. LOL

  27. Laura says:

    :O What does Frank Lampard have on his pants?? LMAO!!

  28. aristeia says:

    What in the sam hill? Frank… you, uh… have something there on your pants mate. I hope that wasn’t from getting down w/ the girl in the shiny hosiery and horrendous shoes.

    Mmmm… Essien’s cheekbones.

  29. Becca says:

    Oh frank, it really pains me to see this. Why go for all the girls that are no good for you. Im still waiting. Looks like im going to have to go and take a trip up to London and show that man what hes missing. As For JT and Elen, im dissapointed in you mister. What are you doing going out with her?! did you not see that pink leather jacket she wore the other day. If i was you, i’d drop her like a bad habit and quick! AS for you Frankie, im even more dissapointed in you. You can do soo much better. :’( Right now im in need of some very strong alcohol and some tissues!!

  30. AJ says:

    Oh, sweet lord, what is Frank wearing?? He’s usually so dapper. Except for the occasional slip up, which I’d always put down to Elen. I pictured it as an emotional blackmail situation. Kind of like when your grandmother makes you wear a dorky sweater she got you for Christmas. I think BR said it best. He looks like a bus driver. Egads.

  31. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    I am so dissapointed with the Terrys! and about Frank, I love you baby, but I am poor…..maybe If I sell my liver.. huh….

  32. TammyV says:

    MIDLIFE CRISIS! I called the string o-Bimbos.

  33. Johnna says:

    Again… no photos of Toni. I’m done.