November 5th, 2007
Frank Lampard: Socket Watcher
We’re going to hazard a guess it’s because Frank reportedly got a tad jealous of the attention Elen was receiving whist the two were out at a party this weekend. After Lamp’s shenanigans in Vegas, perhaps Elen is feeling coveted and glad she put the engagement ring back on.
Wait – before we continue, we just have to add that the party was for the launch of a makeup line. Frank? Why are you there, mate?
Anyhoo, Frank didn’t like the flirt-vibes coming from Brendan Cole (one of the stars of Strictly Come Dancing), who was giving Elen the once-over at the bar. Frank put his arm around Elen, pulled her closer and told Brendan to put his eyes back in his sockets. Cut to an uncomfortable silence, with crickets chirping, before Brendan nodded. Lamps then gave a ‘chuckle’. And, scene.
Not sure if Frank’s chuckle was to break the tension or if it’s part of his Chelsea Man Cry of Warning.
We may never know; Elen’s skirt and belt combination were arrested for extensive fashion offenses shortly afterwards.