Comments on: Frank Lampard: Socket Watcher

By: lollipop

lollipop — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:17:44 +0000

Vile, ugly, desperate woman. Frank`s played away from home how many times now?? I can`t remember now and i`ve run out of fingers and toes to count on!! He`ll do it again too, because he can get away with it..and she`d probably forgive him AGAIN. The woman is so hungry for a rich, famous lifestyle, why doesn`t she get off her arse and get a job?! Nah, forget that..sshe`d rather bash out a few kids, get married to afore-mentioned serial cheat, get divorced within 2 year and HEY PRESTO!! Made for life!! Ready to move onto the next millionaire no doubt. Not bad for a bird who came to this country without a penny to her name. Then again if Frankie came onto me one night, i wouldn`t say no!! He`s GAWJUS!! Way too fit for old Elen Fish-face!!

By: Patrycja

Patrycja — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:19:07 +0000

You know how they say that couples start to look alike the longer they are together – well – in the picture above they could practically be twins. Look closely at the nose(will reserve further comment as I myself am not flawless), the deer caught in headlights look and the awfully fake smiles.

By: carly

carly — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:46:48 +0000

take these hideous pictures away, please!!

My eyes are burning, my stomach is turning, I think I might be about to write a song about how awful this is…

By: michelle

michelle — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:01:18 +0000

Oh my goodness, that’s a sparkly vest? I TOTALLY thought it was tweed!

By: courtney

courtney — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:42:28 +0000

i honestly just don’t see anything attractive in elen, her face always looks stretched out and more plastic-like than alex curran’s which is quite the feat! everytime i see a picture of this woman i wonder what anyone sees in her. if you want to look at a pretty WAG i suggest abi, cheryl, or carly…elen is just a no-go in my book.

and frank’s vest, wow, he could be spotted 10 miles away in a snow storm with something like that. i don’t think the 80’s would even clam something that bad.

By: linz

linz — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:31:28 +0000

okay, so the gold sweater-vest not his best, but i love frank so he can wear anything ugly and i’d still think he was sexy. But Elen, one word: hideous—the outfit, her facial expression in the first pic—horrid (covers eyes). He needs to find a new woman.

By: brandy

brandy — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:22:20 +0000

Goodness. Where to even begin on this tragedy.
Elen looks like an amphibian, or one of the many adepts of plastic surgery running around in so cal (isn’t weird how they all come out of surgery looking the same?!?!).
Frank looks like a rodent.
Her ensemble is SO BAD. SO SO SO SO BAD!
Need I even comment on the fact that he has on a shiny gold vest?
Ugh. That is one ugly and awfully dressed couple. How is it that I have MILLIONS less than them and I can manage a nice outfit pretty much everytime I walk out of the house? I don’t understand…

By: katie

katie — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:22:11 +0000

Wow! Don’t they just look the image of happiness in that second picture?!

By: tammyv

tammyv — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:28:58 +0000

I LOVE these two… God, they are always good for some drama, soapy fun and horrific fashion diasters. Seriously, what the F is up with their obesession with shiney clothes? I am does everything have to have a sparkle, her shirt, his golden threaded vest?

God, they are the best…Frankie, Els.. stay yourselves forever!

BTW - my bot-blocker word says it all about them “hot86” Those outfits might ahve been hot back in ‘86, not a great year for fashion.

By: Jacey

Jacey — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:52:52 +0000

Oh I get it! She was trying to save some of his hard earned cash by trotting out the bridesmaid’s shoes.
So thrifty!