August 3rd, 2011
Frankie Sandford: Ice Cream Indecision
Here’s Frankie Sandford, looking confused in the Kings Road with an ice-cream in her hand. Doesn’t this strike you as odd, Kickettes? We were under the impression that Frankie was a smart, savvy woman-about-town type, well versed in what is required in the face of frozen confectionary.
Were we wrong? Is she not one of us, after all?
Ah. From this photo we can clearly see that the ice-cream in question was for Frankie’s ‘baller boyf, Wayne Bridge, who was waiting in the car for her. The expression on Frankie’s face in the first photo was not hesitation, as we first thought, but an actual visual representation of the ‘fight or flight’ reflex commonly seen on the face of any woman who is about to be forced to hand over gelato to another party.
Return to normal duties, Kickettes. False alarm.