November 16th, 2010

French NT: Stretching On UK Soil

Yoann thinks he can hear the thunder of Louboutins in the distance. Little does he know… (Images via

Good news, Kickettes! The French national team have arrived in London for Wednesday’s friendly with England at Wembley and immediately repaired to the Arsenal training ground to undertake some stretching exercises. We feel that they are taking the prospect of facing the UK Corps of the Kickette Army with sufficient caution and preparedness.

However, the eagle eyed among you will note the presence of a popular new training technique for underachieving sides skulking in the corner of this photo.

At least we can be certain that the game will be competitive. If only for the arguing between the English and French boys over who gets to utilise the big balls.

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32 Responses to “French NT: Stretching On UK Soil”

  1. manuela says:

    Just look at him, he looks so innocent! Or you Lashes, suffer for someone? I mean, who can in a reasonable mind, leave you or hurt you? Who ever did it to you, I hope she gets a real punishment! I'll make sure for that!
    And I don't think that you do that exercise properly! Let me show you all the moves, I'll give you some personal lessons!

  2. MadameGourcuff says:

    my husband has beautiful legs,lol

  3. elylovesfootball says:

    What a perfect man ;)
    I just love his expressions lol

  4. cherryboomboom says:

    That's what we call french hotness baby ;)
    No offenses to English kickettes ( wich means 75 % of you )
    France is going to kill it tonight ! :D

  5. canada says:

    The sexiest man by far on the french team is their coach, Laurent Blanc. Yoann Gourcuff isn't quite there yet. Give him 10 more years to man up some more. Have you seen his father? :)

  6. SoccerDuckie says:

    Ain't wearin no heels so can go faster, booyah!!!!!

  7. Emme says:

    We haven't seen Yoannn here for sooo long! I've missed him. Thanks, so much Kickette! You always seem to know how to make us happy!

  8. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    yoann, the next time u hit the gym im joining u! we'll have our own lil workouttt ;)

  9. littlegirl says:

    There are some things that make you forget your problems, such as shopping with friends, chocolate, Yoann Gourcuff while doing stretching…

  10. Jackie says:

    I'd like to workout with them.

  11. Leya_S says:

    I'm loving the Gourcuff "Blue Steel" look!

  12. BarceLisa says:

    why are they wearing clothes?! can someone please direct Yoann to a Bikram Yoga studio so we can see him stretching half-naked and sweaty.

  13. nooneinparticular says:

    woah woah, kickette army you still there. i thought you'd all be stalking this fine specimen and give us minute by minute update through twitter. i am disappointed in you. I did sacrifice to some deity so this man will be traveling to UK. and he did in a style (sports style but nevertheless in style).

  14. Love says:

    He's so perfect.

  15. wow says:

    He makes everything look Beautiful even Exercis! Go on beautiful strech that ass!

  16. lyricm9 says:

    wonder what he's thinkin…

  17. Dru says:

    *sigh* why do boys always get the longest eyelashes? And why is Yoann so good-looking? He really does look like a Disney prince here- only a Disney prince in the gym, hehehe.

  18. @DebStimson says:

    'Yoann thinks he can hear the thunder of Louboutins in the distance. Little does he know…'

    lol…he does look a bit miffed in that pic tho doesn't he?

  19. Maria!! says:


  20. Alik says:

    He is looking like a schoolboy following instructions…chooo cute!

  21. lorena_yGp says:

    When it comes to Yoann Gourcuff…may I quote David Beckham : "So so so amazing,so so so so amazing,so so so so so so amazing,so so so so so so AMAAAAAZING!!! :-)

  22. meh says:

    we are gonna get our asses handed to us now without wilshire….

  23. CarmenOcio says:

    I hope they're being nice to him! He looks so cute, like a lil' teddy bear :D

  24. blake2108 says:

    I've never seen that position before. That'd come in handy.

    Love his legs.