September 15th, 2010

Full Length Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo for Armani Jeans

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Since this just wasn’t enough, here’s the full version. Also, he has new hair. Pass the popcorn.

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87 Responses to “Full Length Product Shill: Cristiano Ronaldo for Armani Jeans”

  1. MrsVilla-to-be says:

    I`m Madridista but not a great fan of Ronaldo. However, this commercial is great! It`s good they did it in black and white.And the girl is beautiful! Ronaldo`s body-perfect 10!

  2. arlow says:

    One, where can I get that pair of jeans.
    Two, anybody have ANY clue where to find that shirt?

  3. mia torres says:

    im no lesbian but i found megan fox more exciting

  4. Angelina J says:

    A body to die for!!! Not sure if Armani will ever top this ad… Like him or not he is hot! So glad I am a fan – it would be sad to drawl over someone you don't like, lol!! Love you Cris x x x

  5. MissTorres says:

    And I wanted to say that I like the new way to post comments. It's so cool :) Makes me want to post more comments :D

  6. Inés says:

    oh! I want to be a maid!
    If I were her, I'd hide that t-shirt too! I mean, who wouldn't?

  7. Elle says:

    Megan Fox version turned me more. Is this something wrong with me?

  8. vallieibrahimovic says:


  9. mila_casillas says:

    Phew. "After all that fuss about Cris’ hair, things went back to normal (if anything related to Cristiano Ronaldo can ever be classified as normal) during the training session yesterday, when Cris showed up with slicked down hair."…

  10. iza says:

    I know it's just an ad, but sometimes art immitates life…could that be the explaination we've been waiting for? ;) ;)

  11. taskeen says:

    Er.. Wha.. Um.. **flat line**

  12. Ash Menon says:

    If Crissy ever became sensible, the world would collapse. Ads involving Crissy also fall under this rule.

    The actress who plays the maid, however, really should be given credit, since she carries the whole ad. Crissy might as well be a marble statue for all his importance here. Gorgeous eye makeup on her.

    P.S. Kickette, really loving this new comment system, but the styling needs some work. Get your programmers to do some cross browser testing, please? It looks awkward on Chrome.

  13. Tomisin says:

    Just as I totally got over his greasy ass, Armani had to do this!
    But will showing his abs really make people run and buy a pair of overpriced jeans? It's not like this is an ad for a workout equipment.
    The maid is stunning.

    p.s This is my first ever comment!!! You guys are great.

  14. Gabs says:

    OMG the hair, the hair!!!!! It's just too much!! He's a father now, he should have an appropiate daddy hair… like Nando!!

  15. JVD says:

    Ha! I'd have put the shirt down my dress if I were her. Even though it was completely gratuitous, I loved all the posturing and searching (cause I totally believe he only had that shirt to put on… CR7 without a million pound of clothing and hair gel?????).

    As for the new hair cut? To quote Jonathan Anton, I'm borderline p*ssed off about that hair. Absolutely heinous.

  16. Nouhad says:

    Its all very to much .. I am not a fan of him, but you cant take the fact away that he is hot in this commercial for Armani..

  17. Whitney says:

    I'm not a huge C-Ron follower but, DAM YOU FINE!

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  19. @Annnanas says:

    btw, did he play with that hair yesterday?! I only saw parts of the 2nd and in horrible quality but that could've been the reason why he failed to score :S

  20. NaNaNa says:

    I don't know y i hate him :? i don't find him hot either !

  21. Chavete says:

    I wish i were that maid!

  22. CrazyforNando says:

    WOW…he is soooooo friggin sexy! HIS BODY!?!?! Perfection! Not really liking the new do’ but who’s looking at his hair when you can look at the dip in his back?

  23. Louisa says:

    Great vid. Not a fan of C Ron but I think rather than arrogant he comes across as a mummy’s little boy who is a little unsure of himself. Hence the whiny behaviour, hence the dodgy fashion and the hair… Because he does have a really genuine sweet smile. The day he becomes a man, will be when he will be REALLY attractive.

  24. Cammie says:

    He does have a Nice body, but he needs to work on his facial skin, hair and his style, plus he needs to stop dating skanky, underwear/nude models. But Iam a fan of him..

  25. brooke says:

    Why doesn't he have more than one shirt??

    CRon doesn't really do it for me, but I don't know anyone that minds a shirtless CRon. Also, his confused face cracks me up. He's pretty good at that.

  26. LaBrightside says:

    I have no clue, no clue at all about what you all see in this guy. I am bloody happy about the fact that I got over this dude a long time ago. The commercial is not even sexy. You want to see a good one? Look at this:…
    That commercial is perfect!

  27. Eebza says:

    not a fan of old c-ron AT ALL…
    but this is sheer brilliance.
    but what did i expect…this *is* armani

  28. Riley says:

    I hate him just as much as the next person, but dang…

    His body in this commercial had me…heated O_o. Oddly enough.

    Seriously can’t get tired of watching this at all.

  29. candy_s says:

    Irina is the luckiest girl in the world!

  30. Chitalin says:

    No one else click the link for his new hair and vomit a little bit? No? Not even a little bit of vomit?
    Okay. Just me then.

    • karen says:

      I join you. Couldn't reply earlier because the sight of his hair made me sick to my stomach.

      The commercial is totally not creative in other words: trash.

  31. Georgina Sanders says:

    I wrote in the previous post of Kickette regarding CRon's Armani commercial that a second later, the maid found an anal vibrator and naked pictures of Arjen Robben in his cupboard..

    But instead, the maid found his shirt..

    My hunch was so close that the maid found something.. Hahaha!

    I may not be a CRon fan.. but I agree with most of the Kickettes here: that is one MIGHTY FINE BODY!!! Just ignore his hair.

  32. Sosi, Madrid says:

    Oh I was so pissed at him last night for missing all those chances infront of ajax, but wow he won me over pretty fast. Product chill indeed, I wish she would hidden the pants too ^^

    • DJ says:

      he was injured against malaga, after which he was limping(his ankle which is why he couldnt get enough height and why his passes werent accurate) and hasnt fully recovered yet. however since the team needed him he rushed back.

  33. dubadu says:


    He’s frekin…hot……HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT~~~~

  34. GracieB says:

    OMG this has made my wednesday and will go on to the remainder of the week! working for the hospitality industry this is the only time i want to be a housekeeper!!! ladies hold on to your panties this might endorse the removal of them!

  35. HoneyKicks says:

    wow… i feel like an idiot.. i just kept giggling and blushing while watching.. at least im a very happy idiot lol

  36. Lotte (former Zlatan says:

    He did a good job walking around a room, looking bewildered. I´ll give him that. But he is still too much for me. Too much of everything.

  37. Fernanda says:

    I'm not usually a fan of Ronaldo. I find him to be too whiny on the pitch and I can't stand his arrogance…not attractive in any man. But I will give praise where praise deserves to be given and that body… WOW! There are just not enough words… That back, that torso, THAT ADONIS DIP (my personal weakness btw)…just WOW!!

  38. Leya says:

    Smart girl!

    So I'm not usually a CR7 fan, but ay dios mio he looks DELICIOUS.

  39. Inés says:!
    in her place I’d hide the t-shirt too! I mean, wouldn’t you girls?

  40. simone says:

    This guy is just to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh freakin gorgeous

  41. DJ says:

    he does confused realy well :D Cris, you made my day!!!

  42. ms. mamacita says:

    i’m not a fan; but i would’ve definitely hid the pants… definitely !!

  43. Kc95 says:

    That back dip to his amazing booty is making me blush.

  44. MadridistaJenn says:

    Oh, my! The words “full length” and Cristiano Ronaldo should never be put into the same headline. Geez, Kickette, I went to therapy to get rid of these semi psychotic fubolista feelings. Damnit, I need to call my sponsor!

  45. Zinny says:

    Ha, I was waiting for this to be posted. Yes, the man is VERY sexually attractive. Does his personality ruin it? Absolutely. Nothing is sexier than humility. Even in the commercial, he comes across as arrogant.

    Uhm…that doesn’t mean he doesn’t look amazing though. That part is undeniable.

    • Zinny says:

      UGH just went back and saw the hair. Grossness. On the other hand, how delicious does Higuain look? Yum.

      • MadridistaJenn says:

        Yay! Another Higuain lover! Que guapo! Can’t agree with completely you on Cris though because he’s visually stunning (forget personality).

        • MadridistaJenn says:

          Sorry, Zinny. I didn't read your entire post, I pretty much agree with you. Cristiano appears to be super arrogant, but I suppose that has its pros and cons. In the game against Ajax, he seemed incredibly whiny. I pray that's just a flaw in marketing and not how he is on a personal level.

        • EternalDreamer says:

          Ditto to the Higuain love! :)

        • caitanya says:

          I am madly madly madly in <3 with gonzalo higuain. Trust me, you are not the only one :-)

        • LosAngeleno says:

          Count me in for Team Higuain! Hot manly face (among other assets) and just a clean-cut hairdo– no fancy locks needed.

    • Jellenp says:

      It kind of bugged me that he doesn’t even acknowledge the maid’s presence – oh you, staff, another piece of furniture…

  46. keikoreo says:

    Two thoughts: One, it should be illegal to watch this in anything less than 1080p, and two, Miss Maid, shame on you for hiding C-Ron's shirt. The proper action would have been taking off the dress and putting on the shirt. For shame.

  47. caitanya says:

    several things:

    1) no words can sufficiently describe the awe i have for the small curve in his back

    2) he works out way too much for a footballer

    3) yuck to the new hair do

    4) shouldn’t the maid have been a guy?

    5) i still love to hate him and hate to love him :-)

  48. Lidoli says:

    I'm speechless….. I CANT BELIEVE HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Kayla says:

    OMG!! i think i died and went to heaven..

  50. D0li says:

    I find it completely hard to believe that Cristiano would not notice a woman checking him out.. maybe he's a good actor ;) And it just seems funny.. from the preview I honestly thought they were going to hook up or something. I guess just seeing him half naked was enough. i love how those pants fit him though!

    O speaking of hot bodies and RM players, has kickette posted anything about the Gerard pique shakira hook up?


    Am I the only one that kept hoping that this commercial would become more, uh… graphic?

  52. Pique♥Xavi says:

    the only thin I like from this guy is his torso.

    • rslkdl says:

      ^ This ^

    • Pique♥Xavi says:

      Sorry at the time I was posting this I was thinking of Xavi… I know the torso was nice but my diamond shape Xavi had my head all worked up today. That was suppose to say the only thing***

  53. DebS says:

    That is just sooo hot! and lol @ the maid…can't blame her for wanting to prolong the viewing pleasure :D

  54. Maribel says:

    People can hate on him all day long, but this man is ridiculously lovely to look at. His body is a work of art.

  55. neenyah says:

    LMAO. Oh Crispy, never change. And please remember to pack extra shirts?

  56. gillyrosh says:

    He frequently bugs me, but this? Is awesome!

  57. Mrs. Navas says:

    damn he is fine!!!!!!! i totally wanna be working as a maid in a hotel

  58. Kylie says:

    Oh, Cris. He's definitely a 'look but don't touch' kind of guy in my opinion. Like, he's nice enough to look at (sometimes) but I don't think I would want to touch him. And I was SOOOO waiting for the commercial to get steamier…but then it didn't. *slightly disappointed*

    • Ninjess says:

      I was waiting for the commercial to heat up, but I kind of love that it didn't. And I would have hidden the shirt, too. Maybe taken it. Then again, I wouldn't do ANYTHING to jeopardise a job in that hotel. You can count on me watching this video again (and again…and again). And probably once or twice before bed to encourage good dreams.

      As for the new haircut, my only guess is that he lost a bet. It's the only justification I can stomach.

  59. mellow says:

    love the commercial..awww, it's very sexy!! C.Ro looks really hot in this video!

    mmmmmmmmmm good night kickettes!

  60. Doli says: