April 18th, 2011
Gerard Pique & Shakira: A Polite Request
They’re staring lovingly into each other’s eyes, dammit! Images: PacificCoastNews/Zimbio
While our cold hearts are typically pressure-cooked to perfection from the sight of two beautiful lovebirds publicly demonstrating their love for one another, we have to confess that we’re growing bored with this particular coupling.
We think we’ve done enough.
So, Colombian songstress whose ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ ditty has caused much unpleasantness on dancefloors infested with Kickette staffers. Take your beautiful hunk of Spanish manmeat to a private suite, do as you are bid with him and please do not emerge until you have reached that stage in your relationship where you sit at restaurant tables staring into the middle distance when you’re not texting your friends.