August 15th, 2012
Gerard Pique & Shakira: Bump Watch Obligations & Observations
Pique arrived in Puerto Rico looking crazy good alongside his Spanish national teammates on Monday.
As most of you will assume – correctly – we didn’t feel like doing a scratch of work today. We had planned on catching up on the beauty sleep we missed in July, but here we are.
Shakira reportedly flew into San Juan, Puerto Rico on a private plane yesterday to meet up with her Mango model boyfriend (who’s in town for the Spain v Puerto Rico friendly), obviously reigniting those persistent pregnancy rumours amongst the international press corps.
While the level of detail Gente is relaying (and thus, other outlets are repeating) seems suspicious on the surface, the length at which the publication has gone for the sake of this “news” is actually far more creepier than that. The rag insists it’s coverage is spot on since, after all, it managed to get a first look at Shakira’s ultrasound results, conducted 10 days ago in Miami.
We would tell you more about this story, but as we said above, we’re a month overdue on shut eye and duty calls. Feel free to read on here, find out what her musical colleagues have said on the matter, try denying the inevitable or follow the extortion storyline here.