October 4th, 2011
Gerard Pique & Shakira: Over Already?
This post may or may not serve our hidden flogging-your-computer-with-gratuitous-Pique-pics agenda. Image taken 19.09.2011 at the Joan Mas concert.
Kickettes, before we begin, it’s in your best interest to take this news with a grain of salt and shot of tequila.
Patron Silver chilled is our ace in the hole, just in case you’re in the market for a more specific suggestion.
There are frenzied rumours, which have come from Mexico’s TV Notas, reporting that Gerard Pique and Shakira broke up a couple of weeks ago. A rumoured infidelity (his, with a younger woman) is said to be the cause of this PDA-heavy pair’s split.
Before you light your sparklers and book one-way flights to Barcelona, we want to let you know that the two were spotted together just last week, Monday the 26th of September for those tracking their happenstances like your internal body clocks. Pique and Shakira dined at Barcelona seafood eatery, Fishop, where Sex-Fabregas also made an appearance later on (Ed. Note: as two of our eagle-eyed readers have pointed out, he & GP went dressed at The Bobsy Twins). The Fishop owners were wise to catch photographic evidence of their high-profile guests and update their Facebook page as back up proof. If you look closely (with a magnifying glass), you can see Pique lurking in the background, ready to hop into his car.
So what does this mean? Is it the reversal of misfortune we’ve been longing for (side note: we get that some people like them – and so do we – when they’re not touching tongues in the vicinity of our peripheral views)?
Honestly, we don’t know, but all of our bets are off until we see one of them snogging someone else (or each other) in public.