January 24th, 2012
Gerard Pique & Shakira: Sex Tape Blackmail Victims?
If rumours are to be believed, an explicit video of the Colombian pop singer “performing” lullabies on her Barcelona man exists.
According to TV Notas*, a former employee of Shakira’s did the filming duties for the couple (Ed. Note: huh?!), and if Pique’s woman doesn’t pay up for this person to shut up, the video will be released.
And then a choir of angels will sing.
Just kidding. Only we will sing.
If the video indeed exists, which Shakira’s people have supposedly questioned, it could be potentially damaging to both of their careers.
But who cares. This is a video we want to see, one that we’ll pay good money for in order to avoid Shakira paying good money for it to go away.