January 24th, 2012

Gerard Pique & Shakira: Sex Tape Blackmail Victims?

Image: Newscom.

If rumours are to be believed, an explicit video of the Colombian pop singer “performing” lullabies on her Barcelona man exists.

According to TV Notas*, a former employee of Shakira’s did the filming duties for the couple (Ed. Note: huh?!), and if Pique’s woman doesn’t pay up for this person to shut up, the video will be released.

Online.

And then a choir of angels will sing.

Just kidding. Only we will sing.

If the video indeed exists, which Shakira’s people have supposedly questioned, it could be potentially damaging to both of their careers.

But who cares. This is a video we want to see, one that we’ll pay good money for in order to avoid Shakira paying good money for it to go away.

*As one of our staffers notes, “TV Notas is crap,” so make of this story what you will.

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77 Responses to “Gerard Pique & Shakira: Sex Tape Blackmail Victims?”

  1. Carla says:

    There have been rumors about many celebrities and their sex tape.Fact that some anonymous person who was probably trying to get some money out of this story says something doesn't mean it's really the truth.And maybe this person filmed them without their consent.Regardless of all this blackmail is illegal so this person should end up in jail.

    • Carla says:

      p.s According to some other story a couple who worked for her(and not just one person) were trying to sell the tape after being fired but apparently person who saw it(it was send to some agent) said that it looked edited.

  2. Melissa says:

    I doubt Shakira would be daft enough to be caught on tape having sex. It's all just a marketing ploy. Just like the Brittnay Spears BJ thingy.

  3. sa335 says:

    Your place is valueble for me. Thanks!…

  4. misshelenasofia says:

    What would Zlatan think… I wonder.

  5. misshelenasofia says:

    [shameless super perving-perv] I'd watch it *cough* [/shameless super perving-perv]

  6. Stasi says:

    I dont care, i think they are a cute couple . so what , shes older then him ! Age shouldn't come before how they feel for each other. -_-

  7. asdasd says:

    hani amk.

  8. ILOVETORRES says:

    WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

  9. Kimmi says:

    Is it bad that I want to see it. I’ve already seen his but now I want to see what he is packing lol I’ve got a feelin that it is very big ;)

  10. Vanilla! Liberia says:

    The couple is hot and we know this; so let this crap be laid to rest….. who needs a third person doing tapes when its not playboy???

  11. Annmarie says:

    I think the rumour means Shakira's employee filmed it without them knowing. I doubt he/she was asked by them to film it and sat there and watched haha! Personally, I'm obsessed with Piqué and don't like Shakira all that much, but if it is real (which I doubt it is) I kinda want to see it. I mean it's the closest us Piqué lovers will get to actually seeing Piqueton in action LOL !

  12. Kris says:

    Hopefully it's true. I wanna see how much Pique is packing…

  13. dominique says:

    eww

  14. Donna C says:

    These high profile people are really dumb. They swear they want privacy till they're blue in the face yet they'll openly do shit like this outside in public view then go up in arms when someone takes a picture or video and expect us to feel sorry for them. I don't care if you're on the balcony of your hotel you're still outside for everyone to see go inside a building with 4 walls and a door if you want privacy. Besides it's a given those videos will always get released if you film them so why are they getting surprised here. Not my problem.

  15. Karina says:

    Is that Bojan next to them?! If this was that Miami heat game they were spotted at, I shoud've been there >.<

  16. Allison says:

    Piqueton! Piqueton! Piqueton!

  17. iram1982 says:

    i'm still not understanding this!!! how can piques parents be okay with this? I mean I know he's an adult and he's allowed to make his own decisions. But now with this supposed tape? how r they okay with their son (I've heard they come from a well grounded family who are well to do) running around with a girl who loves showing her body to the world? I mean this is so cheesy.

    I wonder if this really does get leaked, how will his coach/team react to it?!

    • Clara says:

      He is GAY that's why all the drama! And yes, his family is well groundedand that's the reason they don't want it out, as well as Barça, but everyone here knows it, just as the fact who is his real lover, and Shakira just got into the middle-life crisis and lost her popularity, so here you are…Saludos desde Barcelona!

  18. Dee says:

    Actually the way it's phrased in other news reports is that the employee taped Shakira giving Pique a BJ lol. So that doesn't necessarily mean she asked someone to film them. If you're working for her and hide a camera in her room…that's all it takes! If that's how it happened it seems more believable since these two can't seem to keep their hands off of each other!

  19. Agnes Wonka says:

    ew! They couldn't get more gross!

    *takes the phone*

    Me: hello, is Paris Hilton there?
    Paris: yes
    Me: Shakira stole your idea of a sextape to call the attention!
    Paris: who is Shakira?
    Me: this Colombian pop singer
    Paris: who?!
    Me: whatever….somebody there…she copied your idea to call the media attention!
    Paris: OMG!

  20. xoWinnie says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL! WHO DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING?!?!

    i honestly wouldn't put it past them! they're both camera whores.
    smh…be that as it may…if it exists, I WANNA SEE IT!

    *starts chanting* LEAK! LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!

  21. Americus Killaponius says:

    It's the "i made someone else tape it" part that sells it as complete and utter bull. There is no way that you would need to resort to having a third person hold the camera. It's called TRIPOD.

  22. Nienke says:

    I'd rather have all my stuff stolen by prostitutes than have my sex tape with Shakira-who-dresses-like-a-stupid-teenager on the internet.

  23. Juliana says:

    Sounds unlikely. Who makes a sextape and asks someone else to film it? They can't be THAT stupid!

  24. kel says:

    I wouldn't put it past them to have made a sex tape

  25. Melaniee. says:

    ahahahahah
    thats hilaarrioouusss.
    this might be inappropriate,
    but i would kinda wanna see it.
    if you are reading this and think I'm crazy,
    you are probably right.
    honestly i dunno.
    i think i suffered a nervous breakdown because i lived in denial for like 6 months about their relationship.
    that might be it….

  26. Scoop says:

    Jesus H. Get a room. Urrgh.

  27. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Yeah, I read this story morning, my friend texted me with happiness, as he is waiting for it with popcorn :p. I personally would love to see it if it is true, I don't know about you guys jejeje.

  28. IrishBlue says:

    Hey maybe it was best to employee someone to do the filming…..a professional would do much better than shaky homemade grainy images…..joke.

  29. Kira says:

    I really liked shakira and pique too, but the combination is sooooo annoying! It seems like both are doing anything for publicity. And I understand her motives, her career isn’t that glowing anymore, but why he’s in it.. No idea!

  30. Maran says:

    I'm sure this is crap, but if not all of you haters of PDA's are finally gonna have something to talk about.

    • Kid A says:

      Well, considering the ceaseless display of this relationship, including the PDAs, "Oh Pique when you talk like that", and the photos of Geri's butt , watching these two actually have sex wouldn't really be that big a leap. It's more like the missing piece.

  31. mena says:

    And here I was thinking how nice it was that there hadn't been any drama from these two lately.

  32. aisling says:

    Why the hell would you get somelse to tap you ?????? Really don't like Shakira as much as I did since she got with Pique

  33. AC_USA says:

    To be quite honest I think this is bs. :) Sorry for the language but who in the right mind would have their employee make a tape of them and thier boyfriend having sex? Yup, no one. Because once you do that there is not enough money on the world to make sure that tape doesn't show up and play where you least want it. And if they did, well they are freakin crazy. :) I don't care how hot, sexy, beautiful, or proud of your thing you are, what you do in your bedroom should stay in your bedroom. :)

    • DrStrangelove says:

      "Sorry for the language but who in the right mind would have their employee make a tape of them and thier boyfriend having sex?"

      I think you overestimate the average celeb. :p

  34. Carolina says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

  35. Carolina says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

  36. Alone- Brazil says:

    this couple has not convinced me it will be? Only marketing!

  37. Natalie says:

    Didn't take long!

  38. [...] ho! Kickette is relaying the news that there is an alleged Pique-Shakira sex tape out there and that one of Shakira’s employees [...]

  39. Alyssa says:

    If I were the person forced to film this, I'd leak it as revenge for making me film it.

    • Thea says:

      After I sued them for post truamatic stress disorder!

    • Catie2838 says:

      Took the words right out of my mouth!

    • Gigi says:

      I don't think the employee was asked to film them, I think it's far more likely that the employee did it secretly… which means they were probably somewhere out in the open where the employee had access. I have no love left for these two (must they really be kissing ALL the time???) but if that's the case, I kinda feel bad for them. The story feels like bull though, we'll just have to wait and see if that video finally pops up (ok, other people will have to see because I don't really want to see the Pique O-face).

    • iram1982 says:

      one of the funniest comments ever! :) thanks

  40. clau says:

    waka waka time

  41. Sahar says:

    Wow!so fast,that’s too bad

  42. Amy says:

    "According to TV Notas, a former employee of Shakira’s did the filming duties for the couple…"

    I wonder if this particular job duty came up in the interview?

    • April says:

      Seriously… I'd be filing sexual harassment charges! Yuck. And seriously, you don't ever put it on film unless you are aware of the reality that it will likely be leaked.

  43. mata says:

    If a sex tape has been leaked you can be sure it's because these two exhibitionists wanted it to be.

    • Kat22 says:

      My thoughts exactly!

      I'm getting really sick of seeing these two.

      • AC_USA says:

        To be quite honest I think this is bs. :) Sorry for the language but who in the right mind would have their employee make a tape of them and thier boyfriend having sex? Yup, no one. Because once you do that there is not enough money on the world to make sure that tape doesn’t show up and play where you least want it. And if they did, well they are freakin crazy. :) I don’t care how hot, sexy, beautiful, or proud of your thing you are, what you do in your bedroom should stay in your bedroom. :)

    • Agnes Wonka says:

      I totally agree! They want to show off. They want privacy at all, like real couples do.

  44. Michaella says:

    Go for it, they hardly have anything to be shy about, they're both sexy muffins.

  45. lexie says:

    el piqueton!!