May 15th, 2012
Germans In GQ: Mats Hummels, Manuel Neuer, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo
First spotted on Lowes Miserables Live Journal by reader, Anna.
They came. They saw. They scowled.
Four players from the German NT (plus Dennis Aogo, who failed to make the Euro 2012 squad) appear on four different German GQ covers in June: Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo (to be circulated in Northern Germany), Manuel Neuer (East Germany), Bastian Schweinsteiger (South Germany) and Mats Hummels (the luckiest part – West Germany).
Which cover do you hold to the hottest esteem Kickettes?
Neuer for me please.
The issue with Manuel Neuer is distributed in WEST Germany. He is from Gelsenkirchen (Schalke is a district of it) and the stores sell several different issues to choose from. Haven't seen the Hummels cover but that is probably because folks here do not like Dortmund players – LOL!
where's mario gomez please!!!! the hottest of all german players!!
OMG I just can't get over Mats Hummels WOWAWEWA!!!! I can't believe I didn't know who he was before this I just keep looking at his picture and thinking: ' I've been everywhere man looking for someone, someone who can please me & drool over all night long, I've been everywhere man looking for you babe, trolling for you babe, searching for you babe… Where have you been, cause i never see you out? Are you hiding from me yeah? Somewhere in the CRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDD'
1.Hummels
2.Aogo
3.Gotze
4.Neuer
5.Schweinsteiger
they look yummy but i prefer mat
Yummm I love me some Germans they just have an air of sophistication and class to them, they look like i could have an intellegent conversation with them before making hot yummy passionate love!! never knew who Mats Hummels was before but now he has a shrine in my bedroom next to Ramos' one <3
NEUEEEERRRRR! No doubt.
HUBBA HUBBA HUMMELS!!!
Am I the only one thinking, "Mario Gomez plays for Germany, and you choose to put Bastian Schweinsteiger on one of your covers instead?!!!"
He may be a supremely talented footballer, but good looking he ain't!
Hehehe my thoughts exactly!! where is Gomez when you need him?!
BASTIIIIII Mos Def!!!
Well, well, well…what do we have here??? It's about time for Kickette to post MOAR German HOTNESSSSSSSS
The yummy youngins Mario & Aogo for Appetizer, Mats Hummels for 1st main Course, Neuer for 2nd main course, and Basti for dessert..Thank You Kickette lieblings…
all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn they're all good looking
Mats is an hotter and way better looking version of Orlando Bloom. And where is his friend Benedikt Howedes? So dawn hot too! I'm in love him <3
He's featured inside the pages, in a group shot with Simon Rolfes, Thomas Müller, Philipp Lahm and Toni Kroos: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rbhhwlIC1qhat…
oooooooh Bennyyyyyyy <3
thank you
Manuel! DIBS.
I don't follow the Bundesliga. Mats Hummels just give me a reason to.
Oh, and is it just me or does Mario look like a younger, fitter Gary Barlow?
Yes! he does look like a young Gary Barlow!!
Hummels' chiseled features are just….
Depends. Are Mario and Dennis a package deal?
Mats please and thank you!
It's probably just me but Neuer looks a bit like a young Tom Hanks there. Not necessarily a bad thing!
Psh! East Germany wins, hands down. I want Manu! Sweet (not so) little Manu!
Mats is just too hawt!
I thought the title said Mario Gomez. Then I realised it didn’t
Dennis Aogo!! Come hither!
And there is talk of Hummels coming to Barca. I would have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever.
There's also talk of him at United as well. Fergie spoke to him and his father about a move when he went to watch the German Cup Final according to reports.
I guess we all want him
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Mats looks so hot, he gets my vote!
lol! The luckiest part indeed!
Thanks for the shoutout!
I'm really glad you posted this.
I'm in Western Germany, btw, so I got the Mats one. Woohoo!
Our pleasure x
*looks at Mats Hummels*
*looks down*
pants are gone!
mysteries of the universe…
This may be one of my favorite comments in the history of blogs.
Holy hotness, a big wow to all, but I vote for Mats, love that inscrutable, mysterious look!
Mats without a doubt!
West Germany- you win!
Is Frankfurt considered West or South Germany??? Let's Hope it is WEST Germany!!! Mats is haaaaaaaaaawt!!!
That's a good question… The June edition already came out last Thursday though, so you should be able to find out soon enough.
It should be West
Y is there no mario gomez
I've never realised just how HOT Mats Hummels is?! Rawr Baby, Rawr!
He wins hands down!