May 15th, 2012

Germans In GQ: Mats Hummels, Manuel Neuer, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo

First spotted on Lowes Miserables Live Journal by reader, Anna.

They came. They saw. They scowled.

Four players from the German NT (plus Dennis Aogo, who failed to make the Euro 2012 squad) appear on four different German GQ covers in June: Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo (to be circulated in Northern Germany), Manuel Neuer (East Germany), Bastian Schweinsteiger (South Germany) and Mats Hummels (the luckiest part – West Germany).

Which cover do you hold to the hottest esteem Kickettes?

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43 Responses to “Germans In GQ: Mats Hummels, Manuel Neuer, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo”

  1. Laura says:

    Neuer for me please.

  2. Allesistneu says:

    The issue with Manuel Neuer is distributed in WEST Germany. He is from Gelsenkirchen (Schalke is a district of it) and the stores sell several different issues to choose from. Haven't seen the Hummels cover but that is probably because folks here do not like Dortmund players – LOL!

  3. alma tadema says:

    where's mario gomez please!!!! the hottest of all german players!!

  4. Kat89 says:

    OMG I just can't get over Mats Hummels WOWAWEWA!!!! I can't believe I didn't know who he was before this I just keep looking at his picture and thinking: ' I've been everywhere man looking for someone, someone who can please me & drool over all night long, I've been everywhere man looking for you babe, trolling for you babe, searching for you babe… Where have you been, cause i never see you out? Are you hiding from me yeah? Somewhere in the CRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDD'

  5. woohoo says:

    1.Hummels
    2.Aogo
    3.Gotze
    4.Neuer
    5.Schweinsteiger

  6. mary ann says:

    they look yummy but i prefer mat :)

  7. Kat89 says:

    Yummm I love me some Germans they just have an air of sophistication and class to them, they look like i could have an intellegent conversation with them before making hot yummy passionate love!! never knew who Mats Hummels was before but now he has a shrine in my bedroom next to Ramos' one <3

  8. Hay says:

    NEUEEEERRRRR! No doubt.

  9. pchavs says:

    HUBBA HUBBA HUMMELS!!!

  10. cupcakes says:

    Am I the only one thinking, "Mario Gomez plays for Germany, and you choose to put Bastian Schweinsteiger on one of your covers instead?!!!"

    He may be a supremely talented footballer, but good looking he ain't!

  11. pipihitam says:

    BASTIIIIII Mos Def!!!

  12. JenC says:

    Well, well, well…what do we have here??? It's about time for Kickette to post MOAR German HOTNESSSSSSSS

    The yummy youngins Mario & Aogo for Appetizer, Mats Hummels for 1st main Course, Neuer for 2nd main course, and Basti for dessert..Thank You Kickette lieblings…

  13. Gabrielle V says:

    all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn they're all good looking

  14. Daniela says:

    Mats is an hotter and way better looking version of Orlando Bloom. And where is his friend Benedikt Howedes? So dawn hot too! I'm in love him <3

  15. Ashlee says:

    Manuel! DIBS.

  16. Kat says:

    I don't follow the Bundesliga. Mats Hummels just give me a reason to.

    Oh, and is it just me or does Mario look like a younger, fitter Gary Barlow?

  17. Mony says:

    Hummels' chiseled features are just…. :D

  18. doug in sf says:

    Depends. Are Mario and Dennis a package deal?

  19. IrishBlue says:

    Mats please and thank you!

    It's probably just me but Neuer looks a bit like a young Tom Hanks there. Not necessarily a bad thing!

  20. Annika says:

    Psh! East Germany wins, hands down. I want Manu! Sweet (not so) little Manu!

  21. LizzyHS90 says:

    Mats is just too hawt!

  22. Jayy says:

    I thought the title said Mario Gomez. Then I realised it didn’t :(

  23. Kristina says:

    Dennis Aogo!! Come hither!

    And there is talk of Hummels coming to Barca. I would have absolutely no problem with that whatsoever.

    • footballandme says:

      There's also talk of him at United as well. Fergie spoke to him and his father about a move when he went to watch the German Cup Final according to reports.

  24. Marre says:

    Mats looks so hot, he gets my vote!

  25. Maria says:

    lol! The luckiest part indeed!

  26. anna says:

    Thanks for the shoutout! :) I'm really glad you posted this.
    I'm in Western Germany, btw, so I got the Mats one. Woohoo!

  27. xoWinnie says:

    *looks at Mats Hummels*
    *looks down*
    pants are gone!

    mysteries of the universe…

  28. mata says:

    Holy hotness, a big wow to all, but I vote for Mats, love that inscrutable, mysterious look!

  29. aps says:

    Mats without a doubt!

  30. April says:

    West Germany- you win!

  31. cutegun says:

    Is Frankfurt considered West or South Germany??? Let's Hope it is WEST Germany!!! Mats is haaaaaaaaaawt!!!

  32. mrs benzema says:

    Y is there no mario gomez

  33. footballandme says:

    I've never realised just how HOT Mats Hummels is?! Rawr Baby, Rawr!

    He wins hands down!