September 15th, 2009
Get Well Soon: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stylist
Image via AFP
You know, it’s as if the universe has decided he can have talent and exquisite muscle tone but a completely random/bizarre/we no likey sense of style in order to make it fair and just on the rest of humanity.
What are we on about? Cristiano’s black marquise earrings. Don’t act like you didn’t notice them.
We’re worried. Cristiano’s personal stylist obviously has an illness so severe and rare she doesn’t even have the strength pick up her mobile and hit SOS! Earring emergency! Send backup!
C-Ron is the penultimate mama’s boy; where is Dolores now when he needs her the most? Helping her grandchild locate the missing piece to her Pretty Pretty Princess board game, perhaps?
High on your to-do list today should be sending Ronaldo’s stylist a get well soon card. And us some wine spritzers. It’s the only way to recover from this extreme level of jewelery failage.