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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Get Well Soon: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stylist

Category: Cristiano, Fashion, WTF Files

We just want to know why.

Image via AFP

You know, it’s as if the universe has decided he can have talent and exquisite muscle tone but a completely random/bizarre/we no likey sense of style in order to make it fair and just on the rest of humanity.

What are we on about? Cristiano’s black marquise earrings. Don’t act like you didn’t notice them.

We’re worried. Cristiano’s personal stylist obviously has an illness so severe and rare she doesn’t even have the strength pick up her mobile and hit SOS! Earring emergency! Send backup!

C-Ron is the penultimate mama’s boy; where is Dolores now when he needs her the most?  Helping her grandchild locate the missing piece to her Pretty Pretty Princess board game, perhaps?

High on your to-do list today should be sending Ronaldo’s stylist a get well soon card. And us some wine spritzers.  It’s the only way to recover from this extreme level of jewelery failage.

42 Responses to “Get Well Soon: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stylist”

  1. Kristen (Mrs. Sebastian Rudy) says:
    September 16, 2009 at 20:26

    Tranquillo Barnetta has ones oddly similar to these ones. Meh, they don’t work on Ronny. I am used to the old ones. :D

  2. cunners says:
    September 16, 2009 at 10:42

    Penultimate mamas boy? :s

  3. Boo says:
    September 16, 2009 at 10:04

    aren’t those black diamonds?

  4. LiverpoolEmLou says:
    September 16, 2009 at 08:49

    Now we all know Ronaldo’s taking styling tips of his new bessie Ramos…. both are inseprable at the moment……shopping trip with the boys any1?

  5. Meer. says:
    September 16, 2009 at 06:45

    Yes, I really like earrings on men. Maybe I’m weird like that, but I’m sure I’m not alone in this. I don’t think of having two earrings to be a girl-only thing. I sometimes even like it better than just one pierced ear.

  6. Kate says:
    September 16, 2009 at 06:26

    Come on people! do you really, really find him sexy in any possible way? He’s wearing damn earrings! You’re scaring me O_O

  7. Nuts over Nando says:
    September 16, 2009 at 04:28

    I’m going to go out here and say that I much prefer the black diamonds to the other sparkly pairs he usually wears.

    Also, I do think he looks hot in this picture and I don’t even like him that much!

    • Kiwixxx says:
      September 17, 2009 at 11:52

      THANK YOU

      FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY BABY LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THESE EARRINGS.
      AND THE OTHER ONES.

      ITS NOT THAT BAD,COMMON

  8. Zatti says:
    September 16, 2009 at 02:29

    it’s so weird, he is not the type of guy i would normally like….
    but there is something about him that just knock me off my heels…

  9. Susie says:
    September 16, 2009 at 02:21

    Looks like black diamonds to me, which I love, so Id say; hand them over Cristiano!!! :)

    Wasnt Sergio Ramos photographed in black diamond studs the other day? (green jean pic)

    Must be a Real thing, at the mo.

  10. NONNY-RONNY says:
    September 16, 2009 at 02:14

    OMG!!!HE IS SO SO SO CUTE!! wherever he put or he wear or he do he will always be the best… i just wish you know that how much i love you crissy and good luck honey…

  11. Jelly says:
    September 16, 2009 at 00:52

    I think the earrings look ok and much better than his other twinkly pair. I will never understand why men wear earrings. It’s so 80’s. I do agree about the emo thing. Maybe he is in mourning over his last pair of earrings or his career (I joke I joke as a utd fan I joke)

  12. Stacy says:
    September 15, 2009 at 22:44

    I totally love them. Then again i might be a little biased………..

  13. Kristen says:
    September 15, 2009 at 22:20

    I’m gonna go ahead and say I like it, at least much more than the diamonds. We all know that they’re __ karat, but Crissy always had a way of looking cheap.

    I have to agree, his style is getting better I think. At least out of his long Eurotrash slump. I don’t think we’ll ever see a one-hued hair color anytime soon though.

    Since he’s not mugging the camera (which is still always sexy) or yelling at someone, I think he looks quite nice in the pic. Haha. I can’t wait for the day when he gets married and have kids. Yes, I’m really saying that.

  14. Jammyyumyum says:
    September 15, 2009 at 21:40

    The problem is they look greasy, just like his hair. Imagine the oil slick he’d leave in a swimming pool.

  15. Meer. says:
    September 15, 2009 at 21:02

    Oh my, I’m loving the earrings, almost as much as I’m loving him doing his thing in this pic. I like choices that are diffrent and I want to get black(ish) earrings myself as well, for a long time now.

    So Cris, GREAT CHOICE!

  16. mrs aaron ramsey ('pool fan) says:
    September 15, 2009 at 20:40

    he looks fairly alright here…. but just bit, and the earings as far as they go you should’nt steal ramos’ style when you can’t pull it off guh!

  17. diana says:
    September 15, 2009 at 20:33

    He looks hot, and it comes from someone who really deslikes him

  18. diana says:
    September 15, 2009 at 20:32

    Come on! This isn’t that bad. I actually like them better than the diamonds. And the truth is… I think he’s returned to his old sexy self. No more horrible tans and disgusting hair styles. He’s looking the best he has in a while.

  19. Missy says:
    September 15, 2009 at 19:51

    I miss the diamonds…they make me feel safe & happy, but that is a killer pic.

    Lamps Lady, that story is old. Another one of Cris’ blink and you missed it…no worries.

  20. FootballerChick43-"Mrs.Ballack" says:
    September 15, 2009 at 19:42

    I actually like the earrings… and I’ve never liked anything on Cristiano. What’s up with that? The one chance I have to rag on him and I can’t.

    • Mrs. Gourcuff says:
      September 15, 2009 at 22:38

      hahah i totally agree!!! I dodn’t really like him but those earings are not bad at all… better than diamonds

  21. Bella Donna says:
    September 15, 2009 at 19:33

    I think they look stupid, not totally wrong, just not right, but they could be hoops. The diamonds are a much better choice, but the guy is still an idiot for leaving Man Utd.

    But I am just bias speaking as an ex-member of the Ronaldo inner circle.

  22. Raina says:
    September 15, 2009 at 18:43

    I’m probably biased. Ok, I know I am…but I think he pulls it off! He’s delish. These earrings are WAY better than the silver short shorts! Even I couldn’t defend him after that offense.

  23. Lamps' babe says:
    September 15, 2009 at 18:29

    He has a weird sense of style.By the way..I need someone’s help..here in Italy we have a little little silly show girl,she was a former Big brother contestant and she’s always telling that she is Cristiano’s girlfriend,but I can’t find anything about this not even in the British,always on the news,magazines.Has anyone heard about this lovestory between C and Raffaella Fico??thanks

  24. N. Cabreada says:
    September 15, 2009 at 18:25

    Just wondering if that’s his most usual sex-face…

  25. Merel says:
    September 15, 2009 at 17:19

    Poor stylist then if he ever has one.. I wouldn’t even let him or her dress my dog.. And I don’t even have one.

  26. bitterlemon says:
    September 15, 2009 at 16:22

    Blue, black, purple, green, aqua…doesn’t change the fact that he is scrumptious enough to eat.

  27. shay says:
    September 15, 2009 at 15:37

    I saw those too! WTF?! Bring back the diamond half football thing-y. But really let’s be honest, there is no way he has a stylist. Who would pay good money to dress like that? Hot no matter what though.

  28. carly says:
    September 15, 2009 at 15:31

    As far as earrings go – HATE them in men – I don’t dislike these as much as the shiny ones. Guh…That’s actually a cute photo *checks temperature*

  29. Baby Freya says:
    September 15, 2009 at 15:13

    The earrings are bad but jesus, he has really enviable lashes! *is jealous*

  30. MrsC says:
    September 15, 2009 at 15:05

    Oh, C-Ron, you just go on with your bad self. I apply Sergio-leniency to you, now that you are Really Hot Madrid.

    Just get some Pro-Active, ‘kay?

  31. Malin ("Mrs Fernando Torres" If I may) says:
    September 15, 2009 at 15:00

    *heaves*

    And here I was praising his improved looks the other day. How wrong was *I*…

  32. Jane says:
    September 15, 2009 at 14:49

    This guy freaks me out. The word “hot” does not apply to him in any case.

  33. Lidoli says:
    September 15, 2009 at 14:33

    LOL!!!! its so true! CR, the earrings gotta go; but the rest shall STAY!!!!!

  34. jenny says:
    September 15, 2009 at 14:30

    I’ll take Iker’s doofy Dad jeans over this kind of nonsense any day!

  35. paula says:
    September 15, 2009 at 14:30

    he looks good

    its nice to be different and he isn’t too different

  36. strawberrym says:
    September 15, 2009 at 14:27

    He looks like a little emo kid. :)