September 15th, 2009
Get Well Soon: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stylist
Image via AFP
You know, it’s as if the universe has decided he can have talent and exquisite muscle tone but a completely random/bizarre/we no likey sense of style in order to make it fair and just on the rest of humanity.
What are we on about? Cristiano’s black marquise earrings. Don’t act like you didn’t notice them.
We’re worried. Cristiano’s personal stylist obviously has an illness so severe and rare she doesn’t even have the strength pick up her mobile and hit SOS! Earring emergency! Send backup!
C-Ron is the penultimate mama’s boy; where is Dolores now when he needs her the most? Helping her grandchild locate the missing piece to her Pretty Pretty Princess board game, perhaps?
High on your to-do list today should be sending Ronaldo’s stylist a get well soon card. And us some wine spritzers. It’s the only way to recover from this extreme level of jewelery failage.
Tranquillo Barnetta has ones oddly similar to these ones. Meh, they don't work on Ronny. I am used to the old ones.
Penultimate mamas boy? :s
aren't those black diamonds?
Now we all know Ronaldo's taking styling tips of his new bessie Ramos…. both are inseprable at the moment……shopping trip with the boys any1?
LOL this one is good!
Yes, I really like earrings on men. Maybe I'm weird like that, but I'm sure I'm not alone in this. I don't think of having two earrings to be a girl-only thing. I sometimes even like it better than just one pierced ear.
Come on people! do you really, really find him sexy in any possible way? He's wearing damn earrings! You're scaring me O_O
I’m going to go out here and say that I much prefer the black diamonds to the other sparkly pairs he usually wears.
Also, I do think he looks hot in this picture and I don’t even like him that much!
THANK YOU
FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY BABY LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THESE EARRINGS.
AND THE OTHER ONES.
ITS NOT THAT BAD,COMMON
it's so weird, he is not the type of guy i would normally like….
but there is something about him that just knock me off my heels…
Looks like black diamonds to me, which I love, so Id say; hand them over Cristiano!!!
Wasnt Sergio Ramos photographed in black diamond studs the other day? (green jean pic)
Must be a Real thing, at the mo.
OMG!!!HE IS SO SO SO CUTE!! wherever he put or he wear or he do he will always be the best… i just wish you know that how much i love you crissy and good luck honey…
I think the earrings look ok and much better than his other twinkly pair. I will never understand why men wear earrings. It’s so 80′s. I do agree about the emo thing. Maybe he is in mourning over his last pair of earrings or his career (I joke I joke as a utd fan I joke)
I totally love them. Then again i might be a little biased………..
I'm gonna go ahead and say I like it, at least much more than the diamonds. We all know that they're __ karat, but Crissy always had a way of looking cheap.
I have to agree, his style is getting better I think. At least out of his long Eurotrash slump. I don't think we'll ever see a one-hued hair color anytime soon though.
Since he's not mugging the camera (which is still always sexy) or yelling at someone, I think he looks quite nice in the pic. Haha. I can't wait for the day when he gets married and have kids. Yes, I'm really saying that.
Oh my, I’m loving the earrings, almost as much as I’m loving him doing his thing in this pic. I like choices that are diffrent and I want to get black(ish) earrings myself as well, for a long time now.
So Cris, GREAT CHOICE!
The problem is they look greasy, just like his hair. Imagine the oil slick he'd leave in a swimming pool.
He looks hot, and it comes from someone who really deslikes him
he looks fairly alright here…. but just bit, and the earings as far as they go you should'nt steal ramos' style when you can't pull it off guh!
Come on! This isn't that bad. I actually like them better than the diamonds. And the truth is… I think he's returned to his old sexy self. No more horrible tans and disgusting hair styles. He's looking the best he has in a while.
I miss the diamonds…they make me feel safe & happy, but that is a killer pic.
Lamps Lady, that story is old. Another one of Cris' blink and you missed it…no worries.
Lamp's babe…sorry
Thanks
I was asking just because this girl is everyday on our tv telling: yes we are in love,I love him,he loves me back 
I’m probably biased. Ok, I know I am…but I think he pulls it off! He’s delish. These earrings are WAY better than the silver short shorts! Even I couldn’t defend him after that offense.
I actually like the earrings… and I've never liked anything on Cristiano. What's up with that? The one chance I have to rag on him and I can't.
hahah i totally agree!!! I dodn't really like him but those earings are not bad at all… better than diamonds
I think they look stupid, not totally wrong, just not right, but they could be hoops. The diamonds are a much better choice, but the guy is still an idiot for leaving Man Utd.
But I am just bias speaking as an ex-member of the Ronaldo inner circle.
He has a weird sense of style.By the way..I need someone’s help..here in Italy we have a little little silly show girl,she was a former Big brother contestant and she’s always telling that she is Cristiano’s girlfriend,but I can’t find anything about this not even in the British,always on the news,magazines.Has anyone heard about this lovestory between C and Raffaella Fico??thanks
Just wondering if that's his most usual sex-face…
i thought the same thing! hope not! hehe
Poor stylist then if he ever has one.. I wouldn’t even let him or her dress my dog.. And I don’t even have one.
I saw those too! WTF?! Bring back the diamond half football thing-y. But really let’s be honest, there is no way he has a stylist. Who would pay good money to dress like that? Hot no matter what though.
Blue, black, purple, green, aqua…doesn't change the fact that he is scrumptious enough to eat.
The earrings are bad but jesus, he has really enviable lashes! *is jealous*
Oh, C-Ron, you just go on with your bad self. I apply Sergio-leniency to you, now that you are Really Hot Madrid.
Just get some Pro-Active, ‘kay?
As far as earrings go – HATE them in men – I don't dislike these as much as the shiny ones. Guh…That's actually a cute photo *checks temperature*
*heaves*
And here I was praising his improved looks the other day. How wrong was *I*…
This guy freaks me out. The word "hot" does not apply to him in any case.
LOL!!!! its so true! CR, the earrings gotta go; but the rest shall STAY!!!!!
I'll take Iker's doofy Dad jeans over this kind of nonsense any day!
he looks good
its nice to be different and he isn't too different
He looks like a little emo kid.