July 18th, 2007
Get a Job: Danielle Lloyd
Lord knows we’re about to boycott this skeeze.
Remember when we used to have a girl-crush on Danielle Lloyd? That was pre-Big Brother potty mouth bigotry, pre-her third make up to break up Teddy Sherringham relationship, and definitely pre-the 40,000 other sports stars this gal has dated since then.
Let us stop right here and say, we fully support a woman’s right to put it out there without being called a skank. Except for her. We do not support.
We also do not support this t-shirt. Nor do we support the amount of vacation time Danielle takes – First it was nearly a month in Malibu after holidaying with Marcus Bent, and now she’s in Marbella having a jolly old time with her mates – including Jennifer Ellison (Steven Gerrard’s ex).
The Daily Mail reports that she is on the single girl prowl. If Ms Lloyd had a job, then by all means, get your vacay-on, but if you have absolutely no form of employment, keep your semi-toned arse at home, yes? Maybe give your pulling pants a days’ rest?
Oprah moment coming: Danielle, please learn to love yourself before you go off after every man-child, child-man and old ass man with a wallet and a six-pack. Perhaps one night at the karaoke you might want to put on “The Greatest Love of All” and drunkenly warble those words before you pass out. Might help.
Cheers Rosie for the t-shirt tip!