June 21st, 2012
Getting Cheeky With The Men In Red: Steven Gerrard vs Gerard Pique vs Gianluigi Buffon
No, it’s not right nor fair to make anyone choose, but no one said a life objectifying men would be easy.
A) Steven Gerrard, a popular winner in our now defunct but desperately needs to be resurrected (for a third time) Thursday Thigh Off competition, Stevie’s the exposed bum giver to our grubby receivers.
B) Gerard Pique, all 6 foot something of scrumminess avec beard stubble, bed head and…hair free arse.
C) Gigi Buffon, the lovely, wealthy and well-of-gene pool Italian NT keeper/married father of two.
Go on with your bad half-buttock selves, guys. And Kickettes, make a choice dammit.