June 21st, 2012

Getting Cheeky With The Men In Red: Steven Gerrard vs Gerard Pique vs Gianluigi Buffon

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No, it’s not right nor fair to make anyone choose, but no one said a life objectifying men would be easy.

Your options:

A) Steven Gerrard, a popular winner in our now defunct but desperately needs to be resurrected (for a third time) Thursday Thigh Off competition, Stevie’s the exposed bum giver to our grubby receivers.

B) Gerard Pique, all 6 foot something of scrumminess avec beard stubble, bed head and…hair free arse.

C) Gigi Buffon, the lovely, wealthy and well-of-gene pool Italian NT keeper/married father of two.

Go on with your bad half-buttock selves, guys. And Kickettes, make a choice dammit.

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34 Responses to “Getting Cheeky With The Men In Red: Steven Gerrard vs Gerard Pique vs Gianluigi Buffon”

  1. emilykaldjian says:

    Dear God, Piqué, Piqué, Piqué, all the way.

  2. boston79 says:

    If I absolutely must choose (I'd gladly settle for 1 or all 3!!), I have to say that Pique has piqued my interest. ;)

  3. April says:

    Gonna go with Pique on this one

  4. SillyGoat says:

    Pique for sure!!! The other butts look at little feminine. Pique has the best butt ever.

  5. LizzyHS90 says:

    Pique's ass is yum.

  6. earidurt says:

    PIQUE…………O-M-G!!!! That ass is AH-MAZING! perfection!

  7. rslkdl says:

    Pique, hello!

  8. mia says:

    stevie g, without a doubt!
    followed by Buffon.
    Pique is last choice by a ton

  9. elylovesfootball says:

    The king of thighs Stevie G.
    Pique has really sexy thighs also but the king remains the king.

  10. emma says:

    steven. i think there's no comparison here..
    he has the most manly behind

  11. Stasi says:

    Obviously its piqué ! Do you see how firm his butt is lol

  12. Liz says:

    All 3!

  13. IrishBlue says:

    Pique. Just look at that definition, yum :-)

  14. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Mario Gomez please !!

  15. tashy says:

    Pppiiiiqqqqquuuueeeee I luv him his such a sweetheart I luv his ass or rather his side thigh!!!

  16. Erin says:

    Ha! I'm with linvinnaar!! Steven!!!

  17. Rossanera says:

    Gigi's. It just begs to be squeezed.

  18. Jenny says:


  19. linvinnaar says:

    Steven Gerrard, any day, any time. Preferably, right now.

  20. Kate says:

    No one beats Gigi.

  21. azzurri92 says:

    Although I am Italian and Gigi is a saint in my eyes……Pique. That lumberjack look he's got goin on..damn.

  22. Natalie says:

    Maybe I am spoiled but may I have a different list to pick from? like Ramos, Torres and Iker?



  24. Ximena says:

    Pique <3 <3 <3

  25. Rachael says:

    1 Buffon
    2 Gerrard
    3 Pique
    but all rather delicious!

  26. Allison says:

    Pique for the win!

  27. Carolina says:

    Nando please!!

  28. rubii says:

    s.gerraaaaaaard <3 :D

  29. pchavs says:


  30. sarah says:

    3.gerrard :D