Please, Kickettes, explain to us why body hair-challenged men like Sheva and Sergio prefer this method of kinesio “healing?” Since we’re so well-versed in R&R treatments, here’s our top 3 recommendations for wellness:
- Couples massages at Canyon Ranch Day Spa; body oil “let’s rub each other” bonding time incl.
- Catching some rays near the beach in Bali; no waxing (for him) necessary
- No pants dance parties on our south of France villa balcony; iMixes TBD
Notice the destination angle we’re working with. We’re scheduling a much-needed holiday as we speak.
Anyhoo, regardless of reality, Sheva doesn’t look injured, so what’s with the roadkill stripes? All they do is block his lower back muscles from flexing to their full potential; thus denying us of our gawking/salivating rights. Your thoughts on how to alleviate Sheva’s lower back pain?
Those strips just lead the eyes all the way down his perfect backside. Perhaps it was just to call out to Kickettes everywhere and drool at them buns in unison.