October 5th, 2009

Golden Rule: Cristiano Ronaldo


We’re eager to offer kit-dropping assistance – there’s no doubt about that. The question is: what would he “do unto us” in return? Would we need to forewarn Boots and other local chemists to stock up on penicillin first? Even so: totally worth it.

See also: Ibrahimovic’s Golden Rule

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30 Responses to “Golden Rule: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. jelly says:

    He is the BEST. No one can top him…maybe get on top of him ¬_¬ but that’s another post entirely… That hip dip gives me shakes. Fever!

  2. mila says:

    He has by far the most glorious body I have seen on a footballer. As long time Real Madrid fan, I am glad to have him on our side. :)

  3. slaxx says:

    Zzzzzzz…. Thierry Henry was at Emirates on Saturday, now that was a REAL treat!

  4. [...] The ladies at Kickette love a shirtless CRon. – Kickette [...]

  5. c9 says:

    I should have checked on here yesterday! I was so under the weather that I didn’t come on to check what fabulous news kickette posted.

    Boy was I the dummy!! Thank you Cristiano for the taking off that jersey and showing of your hot bod *ugh*, and many thanks kickette for sharing it with the world!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Paxy says:

    *sigh* This was a good way to start my week

  7. Kile says:

    okay, i normally just love c-ron for the hilarious factor. but he seriously looks amazing here. no bling, no short shorts, no man purses. wow. YES.

  8. sana says:

    I think he looks best when on the field and like mentioned above, not tanned to radioactive-like hues, or with super plucked eyebrows. The less product and grease the nicer he looks. Why can't he just be his normal adonis self? He doesn't need the man bags or the bedazzled pants!

  9. Avenath says:

    I'm so not supposed to like this, but i do…it must be the flu messing with my head…

  10. Regiane says:


  11. sounderslove says:

    I still hate him. I don’t care that he plays for Real. He could come to Arsenal and I would still hate him.

  12. Lidoli says:

    WOW, SUPER HOT!!!! What a BODY! You made my day :)

  13. Fer_Lahm says:

    sorry but after I saw that I forgot for completely what I was going to do all the week after posting this

  14. Nelly says:

    So over Cristiano. I don't know girls, I'm kinda feelin' Gutti right now. Yes, i know his married, but he has a je ne sais quoi about him. Does anyone agree? I watched him play yesterday and that confrontation he had on the pitch, well…I'll say no more.

    • Nelly says:

      Just looked it up and I guess Guti is no longer married.

    • FootballerChick43 - says:

      I totally agree on Guti, even if somehow we do end up with the same haircut every single time either of us change it. There's just something about him…

    • mila says:

      You know what, I too am feelin' Guti right now. Such a manly man and the tatts totally work for him.

  15. aristeia says:

    I wish this picture was of Fernando Meira. Omg, if only…

  16. Pamela says:

    "To stock up on penicillin first"?? I cant believe I just read that. Are you suggesting he has some STD's?? Could be..

  17. NinyaC says:

    Hi Ronaldo! Let me help you with that!

  18. Zatti says:

    his skin looks so much better when is not overly tanned!

  19. Varsha says:

    Damn. What a way to start the week!

  20. FootballerChick43-&q says:

    Even though I love Real Madrid… I still can't appreciate that.

  21. MissEstonia says:

    So the Real fans get to enjoy what we Uniteders cherished for so many years. Can't lie, I'm sort of jealous.

  22. Ella says:

    Good God, Almighty. Seriously, he's an adonis. Perfection. Thanks, Kickette, made my whole week!

  23. RONALIZA says:

    OMG!! HE IS THE HOTTEST AND THE BEST PLAYER..there is nothing i could say about him cuz there is nothing could explain how much i love him.

  24. Kaldy says:

    OOOOooo God <<<<<<<<<< he is such a guilty pleasure