April 16th, 2010
Golden Rule: Iker Casillas, Real Madrid
And so, we must draw on the aforementioned code due to grave concerns for our retinas. Iker Casillas’s clothes have gone from bad to worse: one glance at Iker’s sexy Spanish self leaving his home in this getup could cause temporary blindness.
To ensure we don’t all get a raw deal on vision in time of a manbagged crisis, we have a message for him: people must first help themselves before they can help others.
Our advice is to quit the Inspector Gadget re-runs cold turkey and step away from Facebook’s FarmVille. Then, do us all a favour and get yourself together, hombre.
Love and Carbs hurt. Fashion shouldn’t.