April 16th, 2010
Golden Rule: Iker Casillas, Real Madrid
The Kickette ethical code of honour states one has a right to just treatment and a responsiblity to ensure justice for others.
And so, we must draw on the aforementioned code due to grave concerns for our retinas. Iker Casillas’s clothes have gone from bad to worse: one glance at Iker’s sexy Spanish self leaving his home in this getup could cause temporary blindness.
To ensure we don’t all get a raw deal on vision in time of a manbagged crisis, we have a message for him: people must first help themselves before they can help others.
Our advice is to quit the Inspector Gadget re-runs cold turkey and step away from Facebook’s FarmVille. Then, do us all a favour and get yourself together, hombre.
Love and Carbs hurt. Fashion shouldn’t.
Dump her, dump her, dump her NOW!! Cant see you with this ratty beard and in these ugly clothes,
I’ve got the best solution to Iker’s Fashion crisis gurlies! My advice to him would be just to take it all off!
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That would be nice, and hey!-no more angry fans and no more fashion mistakes too. Win-Win situation.
PS-I know i’m a bit of a pervert when it comes to Iker, but it is so called for!!
Clearly he realises that he has a great body but not a handsome face so he disguises his body accordingly, leaving the bod only for the eyes of Pasta (who, because she’ll be at the WC doing her job, is the other reason -apart from his form – we are unlikely to see much of him this summer).
Just got one point here – Yoann was on the best dressed list!
I have a difficult time hearing any criticism of iker’s fashion compared with guti’s or sergio’s. And I prefer that iker not be a fashion whore. His look is not atrocious. Everyone is talking as if his jeans are up to his armpits and he’s wearing plastic pink frames bought from a €1 store.
And i love man bags, for the record
i don’t mind man bags. just not when they look exactly like a purse (espically a mawmaw purse like the one iker’s sporting)
Iker seems to be an ugly hot guy. What’s with the bad nineties sunglasses, the tourist-y man purse and the Dad jeans?
Seriously, the girl is not doing her gf job.
The scarf and the shoes are really bothering me… but it’s impossible not to love Iker.
I think he's super hot no matter what he wears. I'm glad he doesn't look Euro greasy…..
I'm glad there are players out there that don't all dress like Cristiano and Sergio.
Amen!
He looks nifty, i think! I saw a boy looks like iker but cutter, really, the guy is not eared like iker LOL
ROFL: “Love and Carbs hurt. Fashion shouldn’t.”
Oh Iker… Sara is not doing her job.
Fashion shouldn't hurt, but why are there so many victims?
I don’t even care what he wears…he will always be the love of my life
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I don't mind the clothes, but imagine if he did wear clothes like Xabi or even Paolo Maldini!!!!!! He wouldn't be left alone!!!! Poor thing. And what would we be doing? We would be in Madrid, abandoning our lives and on a mission to find him…….when I say Madrid, I mean the airport cos we wouldn't get any further, passport control and customs would have us for looking crazy and trying to smuggle animals (black cats) into the country. So I want to thank Iker
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL we would totally abandon our lives…you and I would be on a mission!!!!
. I say we do it!!!!!!! Lets go to Madrid MrsNesta!!!!!!
Hahahahaha ok you're on!!!! Sometimes in life you've just got to go for it
can i come too?! i'd like to ambush most of those handsome men and "teach" them a thing or two about dressing as well as other things (though a couple of them could probably teach me a thing or two as well)
Of course you can senora ramos, and I think ambush is the right word
Senora Ramos of course you can come…the more the merrier!!!!! (Remember to bring you black cat!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!)
hurrah! thanks ladies!! i'll book my ticket. now, what explanation should i give the hubby and lil bit?
I don’t know I am still thinking about what I should tell my bf I live with LOL…we will come up with something together LOL. Maybe MrsNesta will know what to say…she is good with coming up with cleaver things
Hahaha I wish, I've used the old 'going on a conference' or 'I really need some me time – I'm not being appreciated enough'!!!! One of the conferences I went on was "Assertiveness in the Workplace" but really was called "Meeting some old school bezzies and going the lash in London".
HAHAHA lol if I told my bf that I need "me" time he would say thats the time when he is at work LOL!!! But the assertativeness in the workplace may be a good one.
the problem is not the outfit.. it is the comb-over and the beard…
Minus barrowing C-Ron’s man purse, I see nothing really wrong with the outfit actually.
Well, its not the worst thing he's ever worn but…
The manbags. I have no words.
Mr.C here need to wear his Real Madrid kit on and off the pitch. In all fairness though it's not Iker fault; it is the manufacturer that continue to sell clothing like this out there, because hell if it's out there someone have got to buy it and wear it and sadly it's our own lov saint Iker!
i disagree, depending on which you are talking about. have you seen the orange on orange ::yacks::
xabi, love, please help your friend. he obvs needs it and his “lady” is not helping matters at all
Orange on orange thank God i didn’t see it. Poor Sara is not responsible for what he chose to wear; they only started going out for what a month now?.
and it's 2 diff shades of orange. ::shudders::
if at all possible, it looks like his style has gotten WORSE* since they started dating. i think it's been a couple of months
* it probably hasn't been worse, i just like to blame pasta sauce for EVERYTHING!!!!
haha.
Yea! The orange outfit is absolutely atrocious, he looks like a carrot on the field!
The black and blue outfits -I think- look good, even though he rarely wears the blue set.
An interesting incident was when his shorts ripped during Madrid’s game against racing (he slid on both legs to block an incoming ball….friction did the rest):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ROxXy8JIE
Check out 4:17 – 4:22
XD
Well he earns so much money – that NORMALLY means to dress betrer because you can afford better clothes, style advice etc. Really think he is dillusional in his choices – No Ramos she’s (who shall not be named ’cause I’m sick for her) is not helping either which is yet another to bear in mind considering that she is the media to!
If the guy didn't learn to dress after 4 years with Becks he's not going to suddenly start now. We have to accept it and move on and he has been worse.
Pep Guardiola has worse shirts than Iker, just sayin'.
yes, and I think our acceptance of terrible t-shirts from Pep has made the whole world of football think horrible fashion is OK. for those of you still in doubt: It's not