April 21st, 2011
Golden Rule: Proverbial Pornstache Principles
Image Credits: Tullio M. Puglia/Getty Images Europe; AP Photo/Antonio Calanni.
Three wise footballers a pictorial maxim make. As Abel Hernandez of Palermo and Neymar of Brazilian side, Santos, teach us, we should hear no evil, see no evil…
…nor should we speak no evil about Zlatan Ibrahimović’s pornstache.
It’s a tempting rule for us to breach, Kickettes, but that’s why we have you here: to do our dirty work.