September 21st, 2011
Golden Rule: Stop, Stare & Delete
First spotted on ONTD_FB.
A cautionary piece of counsel if we may, Kickettes. Never – and we mean ever – should anyone be in the presence of alcohol if their mobile devices are in possession of nude self-portaits.
If any of you here before us today should choose to disobey this rule, don’t say we didn’t warn you about the intrusive yellow scaredy-faced emoticon coming to covet your private bits.