October 18th, 2012
GoldenFoot 2012: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Wins It
Images: Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe.
Last night Monte Carlo played played host to the GoldenFoot 2012 awards, which were full of sexy-ass big, tall and weathy men who like to date hoochies. Damn it, what we wouldn’t have done to have been there.
Random: we’re currently blogging on the fly and using a laptop with a screen the size of an eyeshadow compact. Dear readers, can any of you click, zoom and confirm what exactly was happening with Zlatan’s hair? Was it…a messy bun? A snooze alarm that was slept through? An elastic that’s been stretched to the point of no return? Needless to say, he added in a cheesy hitch hiking “thumbs up!“ for the full dork-chic effect last night.
Note: we recognise that we may need to consult with a therapist to work through why this is actually a matter of importance to us. We’re do not need to be reminded, thank you.