April 14th, 2008
Gone Public: Cristiano and Whatsherface
images courtesy of EMPICS/KEYSTONE Press
They’ve officially gone public, C-Ron fans.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo headed arm in arm to La Vina in Alderley Edge last night.
Cristiano didn’t seem terribly thrilled to have the paparazzi on full click, but we’re sure he got over it by going home and having lots of sex. What a trooper.
Well at least I can say that this is still the only wedding my Cris has had and hopefully the only one, until he meets me of course ;P Still the best party I’ve ever been too!
Oh, how I miss the good 'ol days!!!!
Oh my God! christiano ronaldo and this nacktmodelbitch?! he did not deserve such a mistgeburt! I know that this relationship eh not take long will therefore does not provide shut: D
For someone who makes a lot of money per week, you'd think he'd be able to afford nicer clothes. The sneakers are truly the worst part of this attire.
first, i have to say he’s definitely not my type, i personally don’t see what the obsession is with him…so second, he can do a whole hell of a lot better than that thing. she is nasty, but then again, for someone who frequents hookers and whatnot, probably just his type.
I really am sad/jealous about this because she might just have honestly stolen his heart…we don’t know. But it’ll be okay once he realizes that I’m the one he wants. lol. *wishful thinking*
in all seriousness though, if he’s happy and she makes him that way then that’s great for the both of them.
but i thought Elen was Spanish
Totally will have to do a compare and contrast of the Elen and Whatserface on my blog. Maybe today. I shall keep my ladies posted.
Spanish version of Elen rives!!!
LOVED IT!
What’s with the EYEBROWS…
IT’S TOO MUCH FOR MEEEEEE!!!!
Maybe Barthez was a goalie, so it was okay? He did not have to run up and down the field all day so his stamina is probably irrelevant, maybe. After all, he just needs good reflexes. Personally, as a football fan, I rather players from my football club to not smoke and for their spouses to not smoke. I will worry on the impact of their spouses on the player itself. It will always niggle at the back of my mind, it there is a dip in their performances. That said, I realise footballers are humans and not perfect, so they should be allowed to make their own choices. Can’t say I agree with all of their choices though.
David James talkes about giving up smoking, and the number of ballers who do smoke.
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/03/16/its_…
It’s surprising actually.
some footballer smoke
barthez was a heavy smoker and fergi didnt seem to mind.
Too me she has the look of an aging, American porn-star or over-worked stripper, and that is me being polite.
Cris like whores = Cris dates whores.
Yeah, I see where you are coming from Fourth. I am a Malaysian chinese and I know for a fact that in Asian culture, it is frown upon when a female smokes. I can safely say I have never seen a Taiwanese of Hong Kong female star who smokes. Society just does not tolerate it back here. But, I cannot help but think about all those ballers with their girlfriends who smoke, would they not be tempted? I bet the manager will have a field day!
elen rives lastes look the bag lady lol
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1304_waglady.shtm…
Where’s c9 today? She is missing a Cristiano thread – she’ll be miffed.
About the smoking: I’m not a smoker, I detest the habit, however, many Europeans smoke and I don’t think it reflects some hideous character flaw. It’s a cultural thing. Try sitting in a Spanish or Italian cafe on a Friday night and count the number of non-smokers. You won’t have to take your shoes off, trust me.
I’d rather judge her on her fashion sense, which is somewhat off-putting. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Or her man sense, which is spot-on and absolutely flawless, imo.
I stand corrected. She is Spanish, which further supports my case that she is the new, unimproved version of Elen Rives.
Even their eyebrows are the same. It’s just scary.
Maybe this is why Elen is getting enhanced lips and Botox injections. She has new Spanish competition. And it’s A LOT younger! HAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah definitely the new version of Elen. Remember Kickette’s post on Elen and her ciggies? Just go to the daily mail, they have pictures. Ah, another black mark for her in Kickette’s book I suppose, fake boobs, fake nose and giant-sized diamond earrings nonewithstanding. Em, did she steal those earrings from C-Ron? I could have sworn they were carbon copies of each other.
I agree, those jeans of his are absolutely hideous!
As for his girl, I don’t have an opinion other than that I couldn’t care less about him or anyone he dates. Sorry to all the Cris lovers around here, but I don’t get the attraction at all. Merely having a nice body may get my attention, but it’s not enough to keep it for long.
Blair, if you’re talking about Whatsherface, she’s not portuguese. Don’t insult me, k? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh gawd, she’s so vulgar. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
In the 2nd picture, she doesn’t look so bad but her clothes…argh!!!
I heard on TV today that she’s already cashing in great amounts of money just because she goes out with Ronaldo.
Blair, you win the comment of the day award in my book.
Can you say the new, unimproved, Portuguese version of Elen Rives. Scary, scary thought.
24 years old my ASS!!
I don’t think she’s pretty…
Man…WTF is with the eyebrows??!! And her teeth?
Christ! Her hair is weird too…
BUT…if he think she’s beatiful….then he needs some glasses…‘cause he’s bloody blind!!
What the hell is he wearing….I think I have to go to Manchester to give him some fashion advices!!
Omg I totally missed the fact that she’s 24! She looks about 5 years older.
She’s from Mallorca – I always find it funny that people are actually from Mallorca and it’s not just one giant holiday resort full of Brits, Irish and Germans on the lash. Lol <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
this may explain why she appears older than 24. gross:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/sh…
well she is certainly clinging on to him for dear life!!!!!!
Wow, he’s got more bling than she does. Haha.
and the shoes look like bowling shoes.
She’s actually okay.
Omg like shes not even pretty.
Aha i pretend hes blowing them to me kthx lol
its normal:(
Her nose and boobs are fake i mean
i cant belive im saying this but i prefer gemma to her
ronaldo doesnt have taste in girls and he is hot.
She can hand him over to me anyday kthx
lolol
Is it just me, or do they look freakishly similar….dark hair, tanned skin, pearly whites, white shirts, huge diamond earrings…
Well, I’m happy for him. Maybe he’s found someone to bring him back down to earth a little bit.
Once that’s done, she can hand him over to me <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
He’s usually such a metro male. WTH is up with that outfit. He looks good in white, but the jeans are hideous—why not just belt them under the armpits and be done with it. And the cuffs, eww.
He’s much prettier than her. She must go. On to the next one and why not settle down with our lovely c9? She loves you so.
Speaking of love, Frankie can you here me?!?
They look good together. I think C-Ron deserves a nice lady.
Mrs. X, you’re so smart. Why isn’t the CIA using you to find Osama bin Laden?
ladybirdsing, that’s funny. One Cristiano month is the equivalent of one year in normal people time.
he been with her for 4 months now, which is like years in his world lol. she must be doing something right
Jolly Green Giant Ville? HeeHee, I like that
Do this but with NO spaces
< i > your comment < / i >
But don’t use ANY spaces, other than between the words in your comment obviously. Was very happy when I worked it out. Think you can also do it for bold letters too, just replace with a b instead of an i.
testing testing
1. What the eff is he wearing on his feet? Are those runners/trainers/sneakers? Did he just come from the gym and forget to bring some dress shoes?!
2. Fair play missus, you’ve held his attention for some time now!
3. Alderly Edge – home to MTV’s Livin’ on the Edge, right? Guilty pleasure….
4. MXO – yes the jeans do look kind of dadlike. Bit too high and a bit too light for my taste. (I’m talking way too much about footballers’ jeans today)
Oh, and you’d think the boy would be able to afford some proper shoes with a 120,000/wk salary. And he should probably take her along and buy her some new threads, too. Sharing is caring!
Oh, I see that, Mrs. X. Okay, the guy is 6’1 or so, and still has trouble buying jeans the right length? Where does he shop? Mr. Jolly Green Giant-ville?
Just as an aside, how do you do italics in your post, Mrs. X?
Can’t say that I find her particularly ugly (she’s at least a step up from Merche), but it’s still only a matter of time before she’s chucked for someone with even bigger tits.
Gone Public: Cristiano and Whatsherface
MrsKickette you do crack me up <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
So how long do they last once they have been made public? Does the lucky girl get an extra three weeks and a bonus of another STD??
Also those jeans are bad. For the Ronaldo lovers out there, if you scroll down to cut his face out and imagine it was someone other than your man, can you not see just how bad they are? Look too high and tucked in. And turn-ups? I mean really, are you kidding? Not a good look.
Cristiano was blowing kisses to her again yesterday after his lovely penalty kick(s). I pretended that he was blowing them to me.
She must be some hot piece of ass to keep his attention this long. What’s it been, two weeks?
Wonder what her secret is?
I want to know.
Lil’, your English is better than a lot of the girls who post here. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Where are you from, sweetheart?
c9, I read somewhere today that Cristiano turned down a huge contract to be the commercial spokesperson for Brylcreem.
Hopefully, this means that he is rethinking his hair product choices.
Gilberto is a total loser.
He has no class…just like his team.
c9 you will also have to do something for his hairdo
it s getting worse and worse
will you invite Nando and Cesc, too?
anyone know if someone in C-Ron family looks like him (except his sister ,I mean) the wediing could be a good way to meet them
c9 are you sure you will please C-Ron’s mother?
i am sure latin boys need the consents of their mother to get married
anyway, i love this website
i wish i was fluent in english just to understand everything you say
More Rio love.
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll315/reddevil… Ferdinand/1.jpg
How hot is that body??
Maybe Rio could be the stripper at c9’s stagette!
(off topic briefly)
those monthly EPL trophies are the UGLIEST in pro sport!!
Plastic balls…how manly!
OK new rule c9, you have to ban Rio from wearing a shirt!!! WOW!!!
Did you hear that Gilberto traded shirts with Wayne, and then dropped Wayne’s on the ground and walked on it? Wanker.
Ah, c9! You are so sweet! Owen would be a lovely emcee! He wouldn’t embarrass either of you (heck, that’s Rio’s job!) and I’m sure he’d move everyone with his very heartfelt and emotional speech about the special love you and Cris share.
Just think how GORGEOUS your wedding photos will be. What a freakin’ attractive wedding party!!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Cristiano’s balls are so big he needs Sir Alex to help him carry them around. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Nice one of Rio shirtless and bulging. Thanks, c9. Lovely!
You ladies are really the BEST! You have no idea how much better I’m feeling, really, your constant reassurance has calmed and soothed me <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
TFO- love the vid, cracked me up, and never fear, I would never have my bridesmaids wear a color that wasn’t HOT or flattering. I must say the dresses in the clip were hideous <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> Oh, and please remember to not leave any bodily fluids on those mink coats (hahahaha) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
ltg- We’d probably have Owen be emcee, I love the sound of his voice, very sultry I think <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
MrsXabi- I concur, I love how this thread instantly turned into my wedding thread. All the ladies get to come to my wedding with the hottest ballers all in attendance. My word, I do love how my wedding is turning out <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />
Here are some of my game pics:
http://i30.tinypic.com/2qiuxw7.jpg
http://shrani.si/f/36/BC/44SfWNFO/gazz.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/fmt9iv.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/20z9r39.jpg
I think Giggs is a bit touch and go on the social front. In the DVD annual, he comes over OH SO SERIOUS….I couldn’t get over how dead pan he was answering all the silly, juvenile questions. There’s one section where they either “hate it/rate it” for all sorts of goofy things (carrots—hate it or rate it) and he is as serious as if he was answering questions about the Iraq war. Giggsy, it’s CARROTS for goodness sake! Let down your guard! Maybe they didn’t have an open bar at the taping so he was wound a bit too tight.
c9 – make sure Giggsy gets blathered!
Giggsy apparently cracked everyone up at the Christmas party with his Elvis impersonation, so don’t count him out, ltg. I bet he’s a party animal. Scholes, no. Way too serious.
I would dance with Rio and Wes. I bet they are great dancers. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Rio’s so tall, I bet he could really swoop a girl off her feet.
Where’s c9? We’ve got the reception planned already and she’s gone off to find Ronaldo pics.
Get back here, c9!
Bah.
Let the lightning strike me, but I don’t find C-Ron’s face that attractive. His chest and arms? Yes. His face? Eff no.
Has anyone else noticed that C-Ron has some little feet? Like no joke..
Well….maybe the white man’s shuffle! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />
I’m sure Rio will be out there shaking his booty along with Wes and John O’Shea. Scholes and Giggsy will have fallen asleep in the corner—oldies, eh?
Owen and I will be sampling the fine offerings from the dessert buffet in between cloak room shifts. Gotta keep up the energy for such a big occasion.
Oh, shit again.
pay
I’m laughing so hard I can hardly type.
Oh my good God, Mrs Xabi and Mr. Xabi doing “I got you, babe!“ at the reception?! I would pay<> to see that.
Keano can still land a mean tackle. The boys at Sunderland say when they play 5-aside and Keano joins in, it’s like a CL final at the Noucamp. Take no prisoners. So, no problemo, he’ll keep Nani and Anderson out of the cloak room while Mrs. Xabi finishes up. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Owen can’t dance? Not even the white man’s shuffle?
I hope theres karaoke at the reception, me and Xabi have been practising our Sonny and Cher routine <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Nice work with the bold letters Fourth lol, although I am seriously p*ss*d off that Chelski and The Arse (Liverpool never stood a chance really this season) have let you take the league so easily!!!
TFO, thanks for clarifying the guest list in c9’s absence.
My Owen can’t dance and if it’s not bad enough that Nani and Anderson often get the starting nod before him on the pitch, I don’t need those two doing their dance floor gigolo routines non-stop.
Altho’…if they ARE invited, the dance floor will keep them occupied and out of the cloak room. Plus, with Keano on your arm, they won’t be able to get past him if they figure out where everyone has gone.
Steve Bruce doing his little jig along the touchline when Heskey scored….PRICELESS!
It’s good to be a Red Devils fan this week, that’s for sure!!!
BIG KISS TO WIGAN!!!
WE RULE …again!!!
Oh shit, my bold attempt at bold letters failed.
Try again:
Stamford f**king Bridge.
Nani won’t be invited, he can’t be trusted not to showboat on the dance floor. Anderson neither. The other guys at the party would feel “disrespected” and “mocked”. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Ah, girls, you *do* know what this tie today means, eh? My beloved Red Devils will have the EPL title confirmed at Stamford f**king Bridge. How sweet and utterly glorious . . .
My egg-timer is on…by the time my breakfast is ready he would have either:
a) Hired another group of low-end hookers to share with his teammates. Remember kids, sharing is caring lol
b) Found another top-heavy girl who is actually 24 to have sexytime with.
c) Slept with someone else who isn’t (a), (b) or the girl in the photo
He’s a footballer, it’s only natural <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
PMSL @ lose that girl!!!!
Oh thats is the best comment today!!! Love it!!
Just be sure that Nani and Anderson aren’t about! They might think it’s an invitation to join in. Ugh.
Oh these poor unsuspecting ballers aren’t gonna know what’s hit them!!!
It *might* get a bit crowded in that cloak room. I doubt c9 would be able to wait for the wedding night, so *they* would be in there for sure, Lovelamps and Frankie too, ltg and Owen, and don’t you just know that Elise and JT would crash the party and wind up in the mink coats?
Oh, and Wigan just tied the match at 92 minutes. Thanks, Brucey.
Well obviously you know who I’m bringing <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
I’ll put him in a lovely pale grey suit too, and gently gel his hair so he has that little cute half side parting. And as c9 and Ronaldo are saying their vows, he will grab hold of my hand and looking me in the eyes and mouth the words ‘I love you’ with a glisten to his eye. OK this is too sentimental, so then we will follow Fourth and go do it in the cloak room (Not at the same time tho, thats taking friendship too far).
c9 and TFO, just be sure not to have the reception seating arrangement set so that Keano is near any overly large flower vases or the open bar complete with large liquor & wine bottles. In the event that he gets too over-heated, you won’t want any projectiles in his sight lines within easy reach.
Then again, if he does get over-heated, TFO will just have to whisk him off to the loos for another quickie! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
I would bring Keano. And he could sit and brood and glower at anyone at the party who misbehaves and tell everyone that they aren’t trying hard enough and they don’t want it bad enough and why doesn’t anyone listen to him, and it’s not like he’s speaking Japanese or anything. Then I would drag him off to the cloak room and we’d have passionate sex in the middle of the mink coats and then we’d come back out to the party with a smile on his face and a beard burn on mine.
Wow, this fantasy is really taking off now!
sorry MrsX i wont mention her again lol
love the sequence TFO x
C9…you’re not alone! I don’t know how to react to this New GF history too!
I’m sick since last thursday..i have tests on colege tomnorrow…have to study… but i can’t stop 5 minutes of thinking about this damm picture…
Why isn’t he holding her hand? Maybe because is smelling like ciggies!
Fourth that was great
Ultimetly the gurls just another skank, and men don’t wanna settle down with skanks! He’ll see the light and come find you one day c9
TFO – you’re killing me!!!!!
I’d gladly be a bridesmaid for the c9 and Cris union! It would be an honour.
Owen, as my date, would love to offer his services as usher, attendant to Cris…and he could always be counted on to offer up a fabulous speech (his columns for BBC Sport and the NBA are well written, that’s for sure).
And Lovelamps too, of course! As long as she promises to bring Frankie to the reception.
And c9, just don’t make me wear lilac. I look bad in lilac. Mint green is okay. Pink okay. Peach no.
I can’t believe that I rushed home to watch the Wigan-Chelsea snorefest.
Joe Cole is the only glimmer of light for Chelsea. They don’t deserve to win the league. After our win over Arse yesterday, everything seems anti-climactic.
The most entertaining moment….Drogba, dressed in civvies, yanking Wright-Phillips woolly hat off.
I’ve been trying to find news of Frank on the web but haven’t had any joy.
I’m thinking of the opening sequence to “My Best Friend’s Wedding”“
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c74BSImG4xM
c9 is the bride. Mrs. X, ltg and I are the three bridesmaids.
heheheheheheheheh
I got to do a video on that theme. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
huh. well, at least she’s covered. and i get the feeling she’s the one more invested in the “relationship” than he is. just look at the body language. the woman is clinging to him like she is afraid to let him go, and he’s slightly pulling away. and she should be, because once she does, he’ll probably be on to the next. and smoking is such a nasty habbit.
SO TRUE!
Cris isn’t holding her hand! It’s those little gestures that really show how deep a relationship is. Sure, she’s trying to ingratiate herself with Cris’ family—it’s all a ploy to make herself seem NECESSARY to Cris.
c9—it’s best that Cris get all these floozies out of his system before he settles down. If he’s really big on the anti-smoking thang, it’s only a matter of time before he tosses her out like a discarded ciggie end! He’s infatuated now….that will pass after his threads and swanky home begin to smell like a pool hall.
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Yeah, I’m finally laughing on this thread! Thanks TFO!!!!! Now off to find some hot match pics of Cris from yeterday, and some of our Owen as well <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> We’ll be back to share………
Don’t bother remembering her name c9! She’ll soon be gone just like Elen (PLEASE!!!) and we’ll not need to remember either of them.
c9, there comes a time when every Latin-blooded man feels the need to plant his seed (eg, see the Totti and bambino thread). All the Italian/Portuguese/Spanish hotties are family men at heart. They all love their mamas. They all love babies. It’s in their nature. He’ll want to settle down with a beautiful (but wide-hipped) woman, and make lots of babies. You just have to be patient and let him have his itchy feet now. Then, when he’s ready, YOU have to be ready. I’d invest in a big butterfly net and keep it at hand.
Thank you TFO! I am hoping it is Elen’s mental illness, that Frank has finally seen the light and is having her committed for crimes against fashion and is getting ready to email me as I type.
And yes c9, this woman will be toast in a matter of days. Cris is young and enjoying life. Give him until next season after he wins player of the year to really settle down and he’ll find you girlfriend!
Aaww love all my kickette ladies, TFO, Mrsxabi, LoveLamps…..I know I can count on all of you to pull me out of the Nereida slums. Oh my gosh, I actually remembered her name
More than definite you’d all be part of the VIP guests at our wedding
LoveLamps- haven’t heard anything yet, will go to investigate along with you.
Lovelamps, Angus at Setanta (I love him, by the way) says it was an illness of a family member. Read into that what you may.
c9, her body language has the most meaning. She’s hanging on to him for dear life. Which means that she’s not very secure. Which means he hasn’t given her any promises beyond “I promise to flush the condom down the toilet myself and not make you have to get out of bed to do it.“
Stay strong, sistah.
TFO- you are such a dear <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" /> The thought of that earring being on my finger……hhhmmm, what a happy woman I would be <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />
When I do look at the above pictures there are certain things that make this relationship look stale. Sure Cris is smiling, but how’s the body language? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/hmm.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" /> If that was my new lady love that I was so happy to be with, wouldn’t you want to be holding her hand. I mean I would be proud to hold her hand, instead of making her look like a two bit whore whom I hired for show. Okay, here I go analyzing pictures, I must really stop! Maybe he was telling her to make sure she doesn’t smoke in public <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Hang in there c9! LADIES – LAMPS ALERT – He withdrew from the Wigan match 30 minutes prior for family reasons. Please let this not be anything other than Elen being kicked to the curb to make room for me. Anyone know anything? Trapped in the hell that is work in the desert and DYING for more scoop!
Aww Fourth, thats really sweet
So c9 can I come to the wedding? At least you know I will be one of the only ladies not trying it on with the groom!!
Oh, there you are, c9!
Don’t be down. Don’t you realize that big honkin’ diamond in Cristiano’s ear is the one he’s saving for your engagement ring?
He’s keeping it warm just for your pretty little finger.
They say he’s been with her since Jan? Wasnt he caught in Rome with some ‘call girls’ around Feb time?
I’m bored. I need a repair man. Chelsea v Wigan has officially caused my television to go to sleep. Every once in a while I need a reminder why I don’t support the Blues. It’s pretty bad when the most excitement in a game is watching the drool collect under Petr Cech’s chin guard.
Has Cristiano broken up with whatshername yet?
No?
Okay, I’ll wander away to doing something else right now.
Yes, Whatsherface smoking habit. Don’t desire it and also agree that’s why she probably looks older. I hate her sense of style and her overall appearance. Hell, maybe I’m just being to nice right now, what’s it called….DENIAL. I don’t know how to feel about the new GF thing. I’ve been keeping myself busy so to not let it irritate me
LoveLamps- How I would love to be his one and only
I’ll still keep trying to pursue my love which is Cris, but for now I’ll let him have his ugly Whatsherface 
TFO- I’ve been holding out commenting here, maybe I’m a little disturbed and of course some of the Cris forums I go on only makes it more depressing for me. I’ll feel a whole lot better once he gets rid of the tobacco smelling toy he has tagging along!
Please don’t mention Nagore!!!!
throws self on floor and cries uncontrollably
OK seriouly WTH is he wearing all over
and she really aint pretty i spose that goes without considering she is officially a wag and most wags look like a dogs dinner
haha jolly green giant ville love it
and whats herface fits her perfectly
but to be fair there are two much better spanish wags in the form of
OLALLA AND NAGORE even if they are stealing the hottest men in the league !!
Yowza…..they do look very comfortable with one another. I would expect her to be very smug, hanging on for dear life but C-Ron? I’m surprised at him! Maybe he’s growing up and is leaving behind his hooker-ish ways. I’m all for it if he’s happy—heck, if she’s been with him for several months, then that time would overlap with his fantastic goal scoring spree so a shacked up Ronaldo is good for United.
Fashion-wise, his shoes and jeans are terrible!! The trainers look almost sole-less. He can afford a full shoe! She’s okay…I like that she’s not anorexic like Posh. Curves are good!!
funny what a woman can do. She makes him look ugly.
*piercing scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
OMG, NOOOOOOO
Argh for f**k’s sake, WHY WHY WHYYYYY
I’d rather hear he’d been with hookers than with a proper girlfriend, although she’s not much better so it shouldn’t matter so much but…I…it…this… ARGHHHHHHHHH
I am so mad right now, and if it isn’t obvious, I have a bit of a crush on this guy. Just a bit.
GOD ARGHHHH
That has actually ruined my day now.
And to think I had such a crush on him (only during the World Cup). I must have been temporarily blind or something.
Blair – Do you think Elen and Nerieda may actually be the person? G to the ASPPPPP!
The eye brows give it away.
the only good thing that i can say is that she isn’t that skinny, is she? even in black she looks curvy. but they are both nasty. uggghhhh. they suit each other.
Aww I think she’s pretty and he looks (and is playing) like he’s happy so all the better for him.
He did mention in Moments how he detests smoking and makes Nuno smoke outside, so hopefully he’ll break her of that habit pretty soon. (No lighting one up after sex missy unless you want to freeze your butt off outside.)
Poor guy though. He hates the paparazzi.
she's a bitch i hate her, he should dumb her. she doesn't deserve for him and he shouldn't be with girl who has got syphillis cause she slept with every guy she had
yes its true what you say i hate her,too.shes a real bitch and a mistgeburt!!!!
If you were as hot as Cristiano…wouldn't you get a better looking bird!? She isn't fugly but she isn't exactly stunning either. Why not go for one of us kickettes…atleast we know more about Cristiano's favourite subject: HIMSELF!
Wonder if they are so hunky-dory after the Ramos thing?
she’s a bitch i hate her, he should dumb her. she doesn’t deserve for him and he shouldn’t be with girl who has got syphillis cause she slept with every guy she had