July 13th, 2012
Good Week/Bad Week: Beefcake, Anyone?
Azkals’ Neil Etheridge. In need of intensive training, apparently. Image: stylenarratives.
Enough, Already: Phillippine Azkals manager Dan Palami has announced his boys are about to go into a five month intensive training programme to prepare for the AFF Suzuki Cup in November. For those of you unfamiliar with the Azkals, we mentioned them here, and their goalkeeper is an underwear model.
We’ll check in in a few months with you, boys, but honestly? We’re not seeing much room for improvement so far.
Kun Of All Trades: Tired of dribbling over beefcake? Want to see a man doing real work for a change? Here’s Manchester City’s Sergio Aguero, directing teamie Carlos Tevez through a club Q&A. For those of you not tired of dribbling over beefcake, he looks hawt.
Sell Out: Bayern Munich have sold out their entire allocation of tickets for their home games next season. That’s 69,000 people per week, who, like you, are desperate to catch a glimpse of Thomas Muller’s schlong. Probably.
Well, he looks lovely in the kit. That’s got to count for something, right? Image via tumblr.
Confusing Times: Arsenal have admitted that they signed Olivier Giroud as a replacement for Robin van Persie, confirming what we all knew anyway. Well, all of us apart from Olivier himself, of course. Not the most auspicious of starts to a new club career. How do you think he’ll shape up, Kickettes?
You, Iker & A Freshly Buttered Croissant: How much would you pay (in money, not favours) to eat a continental breakfast in the same postcode as Iker Casillas? It’ll cost you up to $382 to gain entry to Real Madrid’s training session at the UCLA campus on August 4th; a price that reportedly also includes the opportunity to schmooze the sweaty boys afterwards. The fact that most of the cash goes to charity only encourages us to siphon funds from the monthly photo budget more.