July 13th, 2012

Good Week/Bad Week: Beefcake, Anyone?

Azkals’ Neil Etheridge. In need of intensive training, apparently. Image: stylenarratives.

Enough, Already: Phillippine Azkals manager Dan Palami has announced his boys are about to go into a five month intensive training programme to prepare for the AFF Suzuki Cup in November. For those of you unfamiliar with the Azkals, we mentioned them here, and their goalkeeper is an underwear model.

We’ll check in in a few months with you, boys, but honestly? We’re not seeing much room for improvement so far.


Kun Of All Trades: Tired of dribbling over beefcake? Want to see a man doing real work for a change? Here’s Manchester City’s Sergio Aguero, directing teamie Carlos Tevez through a club Q&A. For those of you not tired of dribbling over beefcake, he looks hawt.

Sell Out: Bayern Munich have sold out their entire allocation of tickets for their home games next season. That’s 69,000 people per week, who, like you, are desperate to catch a glimpse of Thomas Muller’s schlong. Probably.



Well, he looks lovely in the kit. That’s got to count for something, right? Image via tumblr.

Confusing Times: Arsenal have admitted that they signed Olivier Giroud as a replacement for Robin van Persie, confirming what we all knew anyway. Well, all of us apart from Olivier himself, of course. Not the most auspicious of starts to a new club career. How do you think he’ll shape up, Kickettes?

You, Iker & A Freshly Buttered Croissant: How much would you pay (in money, not favours) to eat a continental breakfast in the same postcode as Iker Casillas? It’ll cost you up to $382 to gain entry to Real Madrid’s training session at the UCLA campus on August 4th; a price that reportedly also includes the opportunity to schmooze the sweaty boys afterwards. The fact that most of the cash goes to charity only encourages us to siphon funds from the monthly photo budget more.

Staying Up At All Costs: Michael Owen has repeated his assertion that he “won’t drop down the leagues” to ensure he gets a game. We assume he consulted our handy guide before making the announcement.

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14 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Beefcake, Anyone?”

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  2. xoWinnie says:

    well actually now that you mention it, beefcake has always been my preferred cut of meat ;)

  3. Agnes Wonka says:

    Olivier Giroud? Mmmmm Arsenal is getting hotter and hotter….

    Kun and Tevez have lived in England all this years, I just can't understand why they speak very little English.
    I'm an English teacher, I can help Kun any time ;)

  4. someone who likes films and books says:

    LMAO AT THAT UNDERWEAR VIDEO WITH A CHARICE SONG… "Before it explodes" LMAO I can't deal!!!!

    Maybe, maybe I am just very immature.

  5. IrishBlue says:

    The photos in this post are what only can be described as marvellous. That Azkal's guy (seriously, more of him please!), Olivier (I love the way his name just rolls of the tongue, among other things) and then you hit me with that pic of Muller…….oh my GOD!

  6. Lady Bella says:

    Mmm Neil…

  7. hbandshbreak says:

    Kickette – you may want to update the article in re: RM exclusive training session – they're no longer selling tickets as the event may be moved or canceled. MGEF has the scoop here (http://megustaelfutbol.tumblr.com/post/27063561488/update-on-rm-training-at-ucla) and we posted about this yesterday as well.

  8. eve says:

    Is this legal? To post his naked pic like that?

  9. sarah says:

    Thomas Muller’s photo 0.0 WTF!

  10. rubii says:

    kickette,why didnt you discuss Sara Carbonero fighting with camera man ? it was really funny!LOL

  11. chay says:

    Sweet! My sister lives in Los Angeles–a good excuse to go and visit her! Unfortunately, I could probably only afford the cheapie ticket price at $85, and something tells me that those able to fork over the $382 price will get easier access to Iker's buttered croissant :-( alas …

  12. -fcb says:

    finally! neil is so yummy.<3