March 4th, 2011

Good Week/Bad Week: Girl Crushes & Law Brushes

Is Rangers’ El Hadji Diouf trying to give Celtic’s Kris Commons a kiss? Probably not. (Image: Reuters/Daylife)

Our weekly look at the whys and wherefores of the seven days past.

Good Week

-Boosted Bosoms: Sara C. proudly flashed her shiny new enhancements this week – and, without trying to sound pervy (yeah, right) - we found them to be…nice. Meanwhile, former UK Big Brother contestant also unleashed her new ‘assets’. We found them to be… not nice.

Conclusion? We’re boob snobs.

- Happy Days: Noemie Lenoir was photographed looking relaxed and uber gorgeous on a sunshine break in Miami, having put last year’s problems firmly behind her.

Goal-den Boy: Also on the up was Nicklas Bendtner, who scored a hat-trick in Arsenal’s 5-0 FA Cup replay win over Leyton Orient. Now he’s looking forward to doing the same against Barca. Ahem.

Bad Week

- Same old, same old: Rangers had three players sent off during their bad tempered Scottish Cup game with Celtic. Regular viewers of the SPL will not be surprised to learn that El Hadji Diouf was among them.

- Getting Smashed: West Brom defender Jonas Olsson was forced to apologise to Stoke City after breaking a picture in the tunnel after Monday’s 1-1 EPL draw. In the great scheme of player related ass-hattery this week, it’s not exactly up there, but still.

- Barnet Bumbling: The ongoing saga of David Beckham’s hair took an interesting turn this week, when he availed himself of a trim (left) and was promptly accused of mimicking Bobby Charlton’s famous comb-over. (Image: Getty Images/Daylife)

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56 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Girl Crushes & Law Brushes”

  1. Sara would be beautiful without all that makeup. I also think she needs to put on some weight. She is looking more skeletal than usual. :(

  2. maiow says:

    oh i forgot on a second glance her her jaw looks very mannish to me!

  3. maiow says:

    sheesh, sorry, but from the child of woman nicknamed 'Bardot' she's more unusual looking than beautiful! If she came acoss as nice like some of the other Wags I wouldnt say it but she doesn't! Prefer the other Wags you feature!

  4. C16 says:

    I'm LOVING Sara's Gucci dress… Too die for. She's wearing too much make up though; she's gorgeous, she doesn't need all of that make up.
    And yeah, her new boobs are very umm…. conservative but you can definitely tell they're fake.

  5. Mariah says:

    We don’t know if these are her “new” boobs because the boob job hasn’t been confirmed yet but if these are really her “new” boobs then they look really great. I know people who have fake boobs in real life and they look so unnatural but Sara’s boobs actually look so natural that I’m not even sure if she has a boob job done. But I would totally want a boob job too if my boobs would look like hers in the picture.

  6. sheila says:

    Sara needs to chill on the eyeliner. It's TOO intense. And that ensemble is just not quite there. Each item is great by itself, but the drapery tie back belt is over done, and the hole in the shirt is out of context with it. Honestly, Iker is fortunate that he gets to see her at her most beautiful – with nothing covering up her natural gifts. So, if he's happy with it…

  7. laligagirl says:

    The second link says she was spotted going into and leaving a medical facility so maybe its a bit more than a rumor. I guess we can't know what "procedure" she had done but it seems likely she did have implants.

    I usually like the way she dresses but that outfit is pretty bad. I agree too much makeup. LaraA is as heavily made up as Sara. I just watched a video on youtube where she was interviewed and the camera is really close, way way too much makeup.

  8. Fiona says:

    Can I mention that this Carb-post is apparently hate-free? It's a breath of fresh air honestly.

    And while I agree that Sara is naturally gorgeous, proven and proven again and again, I don't really dig the look. It's fine but it's not my most favorite ensemble of her. The make-up is an overkill. However, in the Ford Event before this she just looks utterly amazing.
    http://fuqyeahsaracarbonero.tumblr.com/post/35043…
    http://fuqyeahsaracarbonero.tumblr.com/post/35029…

    And yes up to now I still don't believe in the boob job.

  9. rainstarmcgee says:

    Im sorry…i really dont like Sara. She just seems like she would be a complete bitch in person, maybe she is maybe shes not, but thats my opinion. Sorry Nick, there is NO WAY your putting 3 past my Barca Boys, let alone any.

    Becks is still hot even if his hair is a total fail.

  10. Larissa says:

    This is the first Sara article i have read that has no mention of iker. Usually she's called "la novia de Iker Casillas" at least once. And yes, too much make up

  11. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    I knoww u scored a hat-trick and all Nickyy buhh chamakh had the opening goall lets nah forget that :P

  12. Irena says:

    Kickette, as much as I love you, you should NOT be treating an unconfirmed rumour as certainty! The boob job has been mentioned at several news outlet BECAUSE of one (10 minutes in Spanish or something). Boob jobs require rest and all post-operation but she was out and about 2 days later. Also, I recently came across an old picture of hers (last summer) and her boobs looked pretty ok

    • Crackers says:

      Thank you Irena- what kind of boob job is that, no need for rest or abstaining from alcohol, you'd think a lot more women would be having it if it was like that. And she wasn't exactly flat-chested to begin with, her so-called "new" boobs look exactly like her natural ones, which leads me to think they are (natural, that is).

  13. Leya_S says:

    Whilst I'm not usually a proponent of plastic surgery, Pasta's look pretty good…..granted I don't seem to remember her having a problem in that area before her surgery….

    And on THAT note, Chanelle Hayes, wtf? I'll never understand women wanting to go so big (*cough*Heidi Montag*cough*). I have a naturally large chest and it makes me wanna kill myself everyday…..okay, not really, but I work out and dance and play sports a lot and I have to wear 2 sports bras in order to do those things, I can never get my hair cut in a short Sylvie-esque/Frankie-esque hair cut like I want because then my boobs make my head look small, and strapless or braless just don't exist in my world.

  14. Rezia says:

    I cannot see her appeal at all. She looks so un-nice. The opposite of nice. Maybe if she wasn't wearing all of Madrid's supply of eyeliner she might look nicer.

  15. rubyqueen says:

    i don't get why sara piles on the make up so much.!!she is so gorgeous and naturally pretty.the boobs do look rather round so i guess the plastic surgery rumours are true which is a huge shame.!!!why make yourself so fake just to fit in with society.!!:(

  16. @AgnesWonka says:

    hope Nick B can score that much!
    I also have a girlcrush with Sara!

  17. Angie says:

    I think she looks just fine, I really don't think she touched her boobs, however what I AM dissappointed about is her weight loss she's a beautiful woman to begin with and i'm sad to see her having the body of a 9 year old girl, you can also see it in her face the sunken cheek bones and it's also aged her even more. I see the stress of the spotlight is really getting to her, hopefully she finds it in herself to rise above it. Everyone else already commented about the make up so I won't talk about that.

  18. noelle says:

    ewwww, sara's outfit is not cute! she has enough make up on to paint a house…. i think laura alvarez is way better looking than her, atleast she looks more natural and shes not trying so hard…. i hope she doesnt become like sara or irina for that matter, she should stay low key and follow nagore's or olalla's footsteps, not turn into some fame/attention hungry tramp!

  19. Por dior says:

    I don´t think Sara´s had a boob job .She looks great , although i do agree that she would look better with less make up , she doesn´t really need much to look good , so why over do it .

  20. Iram says:

    she looks so overdone! and all those colors are way too bold-they are contrasting with each other and not in a stylish way! when will the day come that she goes without all that eyeliner??

    • Amy says:

      I HATE the eyeliner! Even if she is the nicest person in the entire world, it makes her look just plain old mean!

      • Elisa says:

        She always goes overboard on the eyeliner. Soooo not necessary. You just want to hand the girl some makeup-remover wipes.

  21. Crackers says:

    Am I the only one who notices that Sara's "new" boobs are the same size and shape as her "old" boobs?

    (come to think of it, am I the only Kickette who isn't sure she had a boob job at all? She was really skinny around El Clásico time, now she's put some weight on it'd be natural for her cleavage to make a comeback*.)

    *I can tell her arms are not so skinny as they were in November- you can't see here because her outfit is full-sleeved, but there's a pic of her in sleeveless Alaïa and it shows there.

    • annie says:

      I kinda believe she has done a boob jod cause I've seen planty other posts refering to that.

      • Crackers says:

        There are 'plenty of posts' all right but it's nothing but a rumour. (what kind of boob job lets you go boozing it up at brunch two days later? Or lets you go out and about that soon anyway)

    • Fiona says:

      Don't worry, I don't think she had a boob "job" like adding them or something. She probably had it corrected. I agree it totally looks the same. Maybe we can ask Iker?

  22. Eleanor says:

    Sara is so beautiful. You can tell that she'd even be beautiful with no makeup. I don't understand why she got a boob job because she was fine the way she was, but if she was unhappy with her size then who cares? She looks confident and she always looks gorgeous.

  23. IrishBlue says:

    In my opinion Pasta looks quite nice in that photo, a few less shovels of make up would have been better but at least she didn't go for massive ridiculous looking boobs the size of her head or something.

    Oh and Bendy darling, scoring a hat-trick against Leyton Orient does not make you the Arsenal Assassin.

  24. @mezz98 says:

    I don't think I can address the Becks hair issue rationally.

  25. TuTu says:

    forgot to add this…..

    I don't care that she got a boob job BUT someone needs to tell her to switch up the eye makeup. She has such beautiful eyes color/shape and bone structure the heavy eyemakeup is just distracting from her true beauty. Not that she isn't beautiful..she just needs to tone down the eye makeup and put some noticeable brush (not KimK cheekbrush) just enough to be visible to the eye. She needs to put some chapstick on before lipstick. Red or purple chapstick will pop the lipstick color unlike what shes doing right now.

  26. TuTu says:

    she always over does the makeup!

  27. annie says:

    I never thought Sara would do a boob job cause she always looks so confident..
    Well i guess she's not at all!!! By the way I think she looks very unattractive to this
    picture, maybe from the make up, I don't know she looks old.

    PS. that thing around her waist I have it on my courtains!!

  28. Sarah says:

    I don’t care that she got a boob job BUT someone needs to tell her to switch up the eye makeup. Better yet just CHANGE IT ALL TOGETHER. She has such beautiful eye color/shape and a define bone structure the heavy eyemakeup is just distracting from her true beauty. Not that she isn’t beautiful..she just needs to tone down the eye makeup and put some noticeable brush (not KimK cheekbrush) just enough to be visible to the eye. She needs to put some chapstick on before lipstick. Red or purple chapstick will pop the lipstick color unlike what shes doing right now.

  29. McRed says:

    Hey guys, I’m from Glasgow and I hope you’ll all please, please, please believe me when I tell you that not all Rangers and Celtic fans are rabid, brawling, sectarian abuse spewing psychopaths despite what a lot of the press have been writing this week. It’s really upsetting that a whole city’s reputation can apparently be determined from the actions of a handful of d*ckheads.

    I also hope you’ll join me in praying for the day that Diouf and his stupid bad-gremlin hairdo get banned from setting foot inside a stadium ever again. The only miniscule upside to his behaviour on Wednesday was that he didn’t spit on someone for a change. Urgh. I cant stand him! (and i’m a Rangers fan in case you’re wondering!)

  30. Elisa says:

    Whatever you might think of her, Sara C. is gorgeous. Gor-geous.

    So I don't understand why 1) she's wearing a so much makeup (which seems to be a consistent issue with her) and 2) she got plastic surgery. She's so beautiful! She needs to get some self confidence and realize that she doesn't need all of that.

    Also, omigoodness I want that outfit.

    • GinaM says:

      yes I agreeee she's gorgeous!

    • Eleanor says:

      Maybe she's insecure (though she shouldn't be, she IS gorgeous) and feels like she needs a lot of a make up. I used to be the same.

    • Crackers says:

      I've seen candids of her with little to no makeup on and the woman is STUNNING.

      Maybe she just piles on the slap for 'events', but I agree she's so much prettier, not to mention younger-looking, without it. But the eyeliner is a constant- I suppose it's some kind of 'signature look' of hers that she feels most comfortable with, lots of girls do that.

      • xoWinnie says:

        'tis true.
        i refuse to leave my house without having liner on my lower lids

  31. PSR says:

    I know I'm not supposed to body snark. But I'm SO depressed that someone who is trying to be taken seriously as a sports journalist would resort to getting fake boobs on her already perfect natural body.

    And so depressed that the most handom-est is somehow implicated in this….officially moving on to Xabi Alonso now: luckily there are plenty to choose from!

    • Crackers says:

      if it makes you feel any better, I'm not sure she HAD a boob job in the first place- the official Kickette stance is that she did, but circumstances surrounding the alleged op make me doubt it (she was up and about two days later, took practically zero recovery time which she'd have needed if she had an op, it was just days before El Clasico when rumours are bound to fly thick and fast anyway, and also, her boobs now look exactly the same as they did a year ago, pre-alleged op).

      • xoWinnie says:

        i agree.

        aaanndd as someone who has experience RIDICULOUS push-up bras (i.e. Victoria's Secret miraculous bra, i can say, they do A WHOLE DAMN LOT.

        i say: wait for a bikini shot.

  32. black widow says:

    *groan* whatever happened to the ban on carbohydrates around here? :(

  33. D0li says:

    I don'tk now enough about Iker Cassillas or the previous women he has dated to say that he wanted her to have the boob job but I'm thinking she did it for herself (hopefully). I'm not going to judge becauase I think it is wrong for us to criticise her for what she chooses to do to her body but at the same time I am going to acknowledge that I think she has had something done to her face.. it just looks different to me.

    I don't agree with plastic surgery for vain reasons because one is almost never enough.. that's why some women end up looking like cats because they have done so much to their bodies. I'm thinking she's 24/25 which seems young to me to start with surgery.. i just hope this is the last one because it would be awful if she starts a trend of doing several body inhancements.

    • Wow says:

      Doli, I don't think she had something done on her face, She just over did it with the make-up in this pic! pounds of make-up going on there!