March 11th, 2011

Good Week/Bad Week: Guns N’ Noses

Anton Hysen: great Week, great guns. via myspace

The weekend starts here, people. Prepare yourself by ‘boning up’ on the hot issues from this week’s headlines.

Good Week

-Out n’ about: Utsiktens BK player Anton Hysen announced that he is gay during an interview with Offside magazine. If you’re a Kickette soldier boy, this is great news as Anton (left, with Victoria Beckham and a man in a frightening anorak) has abs to die for. If you are a Kickette soldier girl, why the hell didn’t you spot this hot puppy before?! You, like us, should be ashamed.

via myspace

Shooting Stars: It has been reported that Ashley Cole is unlikely to face charges for the alleged shooting of an intern at Chelsea’s training ground. Or, in other words, a man who cannot operate a device as innocuous as a mobile phone without causing mayhem and misery is now free to bear arms. Oh dear.

- Silver Linings: Jessica Lawlor has leapt to the defence of hubby Steven Ireland, who recently made the statement that he ‘would rather shoot himself’ than live in his hometown of Cork. Residents shouldn’t be too sad though. Steven’s taste in home decor implies he may not be the best person to judge (left).

VIP Magazine via Broadsheet

Bad Week

- Coleen Rooney: The claims that her marriage to Wayne is on the rocks after last year’s alleged infidelities are getting louder, but Coleen Rooney’s attempts to throw herself into her work have taken a blow. Her TV show ‘Real Women’ has been axed by ITV2 due to poor viewing figures.

At least she has access to this little bundle of lovliness (left) to chase the blues away.

- Saturday Blues: We were sad to hear that McFly moppet and former beau of Frankie Sandford, Dougie Poynter, has gone into rehab. It is reported that he has been struggling to cope since Frankie began dating Manchester City (currently on loan to West Ham) defender Wayne Bridge. Bless.

Get well soon, Dougie!

-That’s just swell: Mario Balotelli is known as a sensitive sort. But in our enjoyment we hadn’t quite realised how sensitive. He required two anti-histamine injections before he could play in the second half of Manchester City’s 2-0 defeat to Dynamo Kiev last night, due to a grass allergy.

This isn’t funny. It’s like the Kickette staff developing a collective allergy to champagne. Shudder.

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37 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Guns N’ Noses”

  1. neslihan says:

    i like anton hysen he is sooo HOT

  2. sarrible says:

    How was it that you all described Kai Rooney last summer? "Made of gravy and stuffing"? Yes. That baby is so frigging adorable. As is Anton Hysen, albeit in a completely different way.

  3. aninjasdream says:

    Anton Hysen Thumbs up.

  4. mochara says:

    Ronaldo is next………….

  5. leyleylom says:

    why do the good looking boys are always gay??????????????

    • chay says:

      so iker and gonzalo and andy carroll and yoann and etc etc are gay?

      they are NOT always gay–although pique may be (sorry girls, had to throw that in there! hehe)

    • leyleylom says:

      yes, a lot of football players are looking good and they are not gay….
      but in everyday life there are times when i hear that a boy is gay …..and i am like : WHYYYYYY????? :D
      gay guys are really funny …they have a lot of humor :)

      ( this note about pique was reallyyyyyyy needless……)

  6. rubyqueen says:

    well done anton i am so proud of your bravery and courage.hopefully this will encourage others to make the brave step. and does coleen really expect people to beleve things are rosy after being humiliated.??i could never give away my dignity so easily.

  7. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

    Homosexuality should be the most irrelevant issue in sport today i mean its 2011. Not only should it not matter if a sportsperson is homosexual, it shouldn't matter if they're heterosexual. It's sport, not sex. But good on Adam for coming out maybe this will kick start other players to feel comfortable in their own skin and seen out with their respectable partners!

    Sadly football is currently stuck in the dark ages when it comes to attitude towards gay footballers. It will be difficult at first but the only way to change attitudes is to make a stand. As a black girl seeing how Racism is being stamped out and not tolerated this should also apply to homophobia in football. At the end of the day whether were gay straight white black tall short etc we all bleed the same blood, there is not difference bar our genders!!

    • Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:

      Whoops i meant ANTON not ADAM loool

      ps is H-sexual a offensive word? because i did not intend on being rude, sorry if it causes offense!!!!

  8. Soon2beWifeOfNAsri says:


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  10. mochara says:

    why is it always the good-looking guys who are gay????

  11. Sergz says:

    He has a very good looking older brother too y'know. ;) Say hello to Tobias Hysén…

  12. 201Özil says:

    Anton made it to Kickette, thats big! We got Zlatan and we got the "first" officiell gay player and that is not bad for us in Sweden. I must say that Anton is really brave, I admire him a lot after this. That man who gets him must be a lucky boy! Too bad for us girls but we still has his brother Tobias!

    • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

      My feelings exactly! We may not have many footballers, but the ones we have makes a difference! I'm so so proud!

  13. Gladys says:

    Yayyyyy for Anton! This is awesome. And his brother– who's also a professional footballer– publicly expressed his support, as well. Sounds like a nice family.

  14. Leya_S says:

    To sum up:
    ~Anton = gorgeous, and I'm SO excited for him to have the courage to come out and be happy with himself, and that he met with positive response.
    ~Ashely Cole is a d**k
    ~Stephan Ireland is a d**k
    ~Mini Rooney is adorbs, albeit he looks EXACTLY like papa.
    ~Dougieeee!!!! :( I feel sorry for him, but Frankie is hot, so she could never have stayed single for long.
    ~Mario Balotelli's allergic to grass? Isn't Lashes allergic to grass, too?

    • Gladys says:

      I think it's time for Kickette to open a footballer allergy clinic. With spring in the air, this problem can only get worse.

      • Leya_S says:

        Massages are good for helping allergies, right? No? Well, the ballers needn't know that….

  15. B& says:

    This is a huge win for kickette soldier boys out there since he fine, but quick question how r we going to called the wife & girlfriends of gay footballers?

  16. blake2108 says:

    Soldier boy here, and yes, I'm delighted.

    Firstly he's gorgeous and secondly, his attitude about his coming out and him being a gay footballer is absolutely tremendous. If you haven't heard this, then do so. it's amazing….
    (his accent is also really hot!)

    I (did a bit of stalking and) came across his personal Facebook page. Naturally I added me and he actually Accepted! I wrote this message on his wall:

    "Hi Anton, thanks for accepting me. You're amazing and I really really admire you. I wish there were more footballers in the world like you. :) "

    He liked it and replied:

    "Thank you ! i am very happy to see that people are so positive"

    He deleted his account not long after, but I saved that post as a picture. I'm so happy that he replied to me.

    I'm so happy and proud to be a gay guy and a massive football fan and finally have a footballer out there that is also gay, and is very proud for who he is. He is a role model and I really do hope people take to this news well. I hope his career gets much better too, because guys like him deserve it.

    I wish him all the success and happiness for the future.

  17. Leah says:

    When I first looked at the top picture, I thought it was The Situation.

  18. IheartSpain says:

    The Rooney baby is the cutest thing ever! Thanks for posting that picture again. Those toes are delectable!

  19. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Since I'm swedish Anton is pretty wellknown to me. We don't have many football stars, so the ones we have are heroes. Like Antons father Glenn. And I can't tell you how impressed I am by Anton and his supportive father. I hope that more will follow his example.

  20. xoWinnie says:

    good for him! i read this on ontb_football last night and i couldn't be happier! i hope he makes a difference and this encourages other closeted players to come out and show the world that it's not a big deal and it makes them no diffferent. it might take a while, but it's a start!

    and he's a certified hottie! any guy will be lucky to have him :)