September 2nd, 2011
Good Week/Bad Week: In N’ Out
Are there any other Kickettes (besides us) out there who will be partaking in Friday’s ritual end-of-week drinking this evening under the disguise of a light dinner?
If so: you rock.
Until Monday everyone!
Dance Solo: USWNT goalkeeper, Hope Sol0, will be appearing in the latest series of ‘Dancing With The Stars’, it was revealed this week. She will be partnered with the show’s resident hottie, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who, by the by, refers to himself as ‘sex on a stick’. According to HoSo, Maks will be doing most of the work this season since she has ‘no dancing ability’.
PS – Hope will be one of the nude athletes featured in the next edition of ESPN The Body Issue.
Blondie’s Back: Amazeballs news for fans of Bolton Wanderers’ resident bucket of cute, Stuey Holden. The blond bombshell made it through eighty minutes of a reserves game against Fulham, which means we might be seeing him back in the EPL soon. Super, man!
Persona? Non Starter: The latest celebrity bodies to festoon themselves in Victoria Beckham’s creativity are Kim Kardashian, who wore a VB gown to a party in New York, and Kate Winslet, who slipped into a cream VB concoction for the Venice Film Festival. With New York Fashion Week kicking off next week, we expect to see more big thangs from the new mother and designer.
Ricardo Carvalho seemed okay at training on Wednesday. Maybe he should’ve asked permission before handling Fabio Coentrao though? It’s alright, we’re sure CR hasn’t noticed… Images: REUTERS/Jose Manuel Ribeiro/Daylife, Kckrs.
Over & Out: Riccardo Carvalho has quit the Portuguese NT after ‘being made to feel unnecessary, disrespected and having his dignity wounded’. As we can’t surmise what heinous crime was actually committed, we defer to Portugal manager Paulo Bento’s statement: the team would ‘move on’. Which presumably isn’t quite the wailing and gnashing of teeth response Carvalho was hoping for.
Busted Bambi: Mesut ‘Bambi’ Ozil is not the dude you want on your team if you get caught doing something naughty. Unlikely, we know, but still. In response to criticism that followed his being photographed with cigarette in hand while on holiday, Mesut went with the old ‘it was a bet, I don’t really smoke’ excuse. Yes, and that’s water in that bottle on our Editor’s desk, not vodka. M’kay?
Water For Boys: A pool company has claimed it will confiscate some of Inter Milan’s ‘assets’ if the club does not settle an outstanding bill for the installation of some hot-tubs. Apparently, Inter owe CEMI eighty-five thousand Euros for provision and installation of the tubs at the club training centre, a sum that could quite easily be covered by the loan of Wesley Sneijder for a couple of days. If you hear we’ve gone into the hot tub business, Kickettes, you now know why.
Got plans for the (long) weekend, people? Why not share?