April 29th, 2011

Good Week/Bad Week: Let Them Eat Cake

Look gorgeous while eating cake. Sylvie nails Kickette 101. Image: Celebrity Paradise via tfs.

In case you’re not familiar, Good Week/Bad Week is the post we cobble together on a Friday morning to reference all the stuff we forgot/couldn’t be bothered/were too drunk to post during the week.

There’s no point in lying, now is there?

Good Week

Slammers All Round: Our coverage of the MLS is notoriously sporadic. And in a shameless attempt to attract our attention, the organisation has announced a new sponsorship deal with the owners of Casa Herradura Tequilas. Hmm. Time for an editorial policy meeting, we think.

Doing Bird: Remember ‘owl offender’ and all round unpopular fool Luis Moreno? Well, aside from the two match ban he got for kicking to death the hapless bird that had the temerity to pass through his airspace, it has been announced that his punishment for the offence includes community service at the local zoo. Aside from hoping that Moreno learns to respect the creatures we’re fortunate enough to share the planet with, we can’t help but offer a little prayer that he gets trapped in an enclosure and sat on by say, a large flatulent buffalo. At best.

Rooney Re-Invention: After months of bad press, Wayne Rooney’s campaign to prove that he is really a nice boy continues apace. First up, he joins Twitter, a move interpreted by some to be in response to wife Coleen’s recent abuse at the keyboards of fellow Tweeters. His profile picture is a pic (left) of the cute couple, natch. With that area covered, Wayne was then moved to apologise to the Manchester United fans peeved that he voiced a desire to leave the club last year. A genuine effort or a publicity driven ploy, peeps?

Image: via Twitter

Bad Week

We love you just the way you are, Frankie. Siriusly.

Say Hello, Wave Goodbye: More Manchester United related Twitter news, with Darron Gibson making a brief appearance on the site before cancelling his account. Apparently, Rio Ferdinand’s tweet announcing the midfielder’s arrival prompted ‘fans’ to bombard Gibson with abusive messages questioning his skills and right to play for the club. Gibson’s account then vanished, although it has been claimed that he quit because ‘he couldn’t be bothered with it’.

Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

Ratings Wrath: Having premiered with 248,000 viewers, we would have thought that Yolanthe Sneijder (our best effort at shortening her name) would have her fingers crossed that ratings would improve for the second episode of her TV show ‘The Perfect Image’. Unfortunately, they didn’t and her devil-may-care attitude to the problem has angered the chief of broadcasting in The Netherlands, Paul Romer. Whoopsie.

Going Up?: Our gorgeous girlcrush Frankie Sandford has hinted that bigger boobs might be on her mind. The Saturdays singer and girlfriend of West Ham defender Wayne Bridge admitted she suffers from body hang ups and although her bottom half makes her self-conscious, a bit of inflation in the top half wouldn’t go amiss either.

Frankie. Luv. It’s too soon in our relationship for you to be provoking the Kickettes. They no likey the fakey.

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21 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Let Them Eat Cake”

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  2. mamaly says:

    The dress is lovely, but those earrings … euw!

  3. @mezz98 says:

    Ah, the woman is a total BAMF.

  4. Meisme says:

    I don't think the owl killer has learned to respect anything http://youtu.be/t7O7mfryaWI

  5. Iker'sMyMan says:

    Serves that Moreno bum right.! And I really hope the buffalo sits on him.

  6. Eleanor says:

    Aw Frankie, I would kill to have your body the way it is.

  7. Kat says:

    No, Frankie, no! You're gorgeous the way you are!

    And that punishment for the owl kicker is brilliant. Still not enough, but brilliant. Maybe they could have an elephant kick him just for him to know what it feels like.

  8. Marina_Isabella says:

    that Frankie chick can get whatever fake boobies she wants! What's up with you women making comments like that about other girls who just want to change their physical appearance a bit?… Stop hatin'! It's her body, she can get bigger lolas if she wants.

  9. Angelina says:

    Aside from hoping that Moreno learns to respect the creatures we’re fortunate enough to share the planet with, we can’t help but offer a little prayer that he gets trapped in an enclosure and sat on by say, a large flatulent buffalo. At best.

    That seriously just made my night. I love you all!

    Oh and Rooney I saw that him and his wife discussing Gossip Girl. I almost threw up when I saw it.

  10. Yanks4ever says:

    Yes! More MLS coverage please!

  11. Sophie says:

    Its been a bad week for poor Cescy, appartently my favourite couple Cesc and Carla have spilt after 7 years :( Of course Cesc is just setting things up for me and him to go public so please ladies dont get any ideas.

    • JA7 says:

      Yeahhh i heard about their split :( i thought they made a lovely couple, and i was pretty sure they were guna end up gettin married! </3

      • WOW says:

        You got to be kidding pls tell me you r joking. God no they where the perfect couple, and she's my fav wag! Cesc hon call her pls you hear me call her pronto and work things out!

    • ToysForBots says:

      I've got a huuuuuge crush on Cesc, and have always been a bit disappointed that he had a serious gf, but I'm sad that they broke up. She seems like such a cool girl, and I'm always happy when footballers date women with brains and class, qualities that Carla definitely has. I hope that the next girl he dates is just as down to earth.

      • BlackRose says:

        oh? I didn't know this! Thanks for the news!

        Not that I'm glad but, well, whatever makes him happy.

    • Crackers says:

      That's sad, I actually thought they made a sweet couple and really seemed to love each other. And much as I love the idea that he's on the market, I hope they work things out and get back together :(

  12. Goonerette4Eva says:

    I know it ain’t got nothing to do with it BUT CESC BROKE UP WITH GIRLFRIEND!!! He is not with Carla anymore (such a shame as I started liking her now!) and apparently he already has a new nueva which explains his new tattoo!!! Apparently Newspaper are gonna run a story on it tomorrow….watcha think girls?? Not only is Sergio back on the Market now Cescy too!!

  13. mochara says:

    If it's possible I love Sylvie even more now! And Frankie Wooop you go girl you don't need a boob job :)

  14. JA7 says:

    sylvie is sooo HOTTT.

  15. Emily says:

    don't do it Frankie!! please!! there's a reason why Vic took hers out!

  16. Don't change Frankie! A handfull of boobs is all a man really needs!