April 20th, 2012

Good Week/Bad Week: Monochrome Madness

Don’t panic, the Kickette Special Investigation Unit are on this. They should have a definitive answer for you by the time Javi Martinez retires. Image via twitter.

If we are what we eat, call us fast, cheap and easy.

Just thought you needed to know that, Kickettes.

GOOD WEEK

Fashion Feil: After our probing interview technique last year, we didn’t think there was anything left to learn about the Benny Feilhaber. Then we saw this video of him showing the Boston Channel around his wardrobe. The hair. The metallic shoes (1:56). The er… spangly blouse (2:30). Benny? Call us. We have a whole bunch of new questions.

Harty Applause: England’s No.1 and owner/occupier of the top spot in our schedule of furry smurfs turned twenty-five yesterday. Yup, Joey Hart has hit the quarter century and to celebrate, Manchester City have put together a delicious gallery, showing the keeper in all his monochrome majesty. Altogether now, Kickettes. Wowzers!

Reading Royalty: Reading FC confirmed automatic promotion to the heady heights of the EPL this week with a 1-0 win over Nottingham Forest. This is of interest to you because new owner Anton Zingarevich’s wife is a 23-year-old lingerie model called Katsia, who, according to some reports, is going to be giving Coleen a run for her money. Watch this space. Eventually we’ll work up some enthusiasm, we promise.

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BAD WEEK

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Barber Bombing: A visit to the hairdressers can be a traumatic experience at the best of times, without crowds of people waiting outside to poke fun at your blow out. Newcastle United’s Papiss Cisse learned this when a visit to his local barber for a trim and half of Tyneside turned up outside. Despite appearing to be utterly confounded by this, the super striker got himself together and signed a bunch of autographs for his adoring fans before escaping in his swank-mobile. Aww.

Hold The Chocolate Therapy: Has Javi Martinez got a girlfriend? We’ve reviewed the evidence posted on his Twitter this week and have concluded that “he might have“. That’s not bad week for some, that’s bad month.

Down In The Demps: Fulham hero Clint Dempsey has been overlooked for the shortlist of the PFA Player of the Year Award, much to the chagrin of fellow USMNT player Stu Holden. Deuce did not make the list despite scoring 16 goals for the EPL side and Holden tweeted his disbelief at the decision on Monday. We didn’t, but will gladly offer comfort to both if they would care to pop round to the office.

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Actually, go on. Crack out the Jaffa Cakes anyway. We have.

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14 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Monochrome Madness”

  1. xoWinnie says:

    but didn't we know he had a gf before the stripper fiasco even broke out?

  2. gabriela rebelo says:

    girls,
    this is the javi's girl twitter http://twitter.com/#!/MariaImizGar
    she's really beautiful !

  3. Jayy says:

    Meh, I m still getting over the whole adult movie star fiasco.

  4. RDnt07 says:

    No need to wait till Javi retires; her name is María Imízcoz, she's a model.

  5. Rosie says:

    Whether he has a girlfriend or not, Javi's neck is begging for attention.

  6. Cryssie says:

    awww damn that must be his girlfriend! did u also see his twitter background picture of them?!!!

    • April says:

      She also has a Twitter background with them. I'm pretty certain they've been dating for a little while. I had heard he had a girlfriend some time ago.

  7. April says:

    Oh Benny Feilhaber… the fact that you also have a copy of your Improper Bostonian magazine cover hanging around your apartment (albeit on a larger scale) much like I do, must mean we're both dorks. Although you are a very attractive one. Even if your clothing choices sometimes are not. That segment also does a diservice to Boston fashion on the whole… for those that might be wondering, we'd never tune into our news programs to find out what is fashionable!

  8. DebS says:

    Last I heard, he does have a gf. Read about it on either the Following Real Madrid or Con La Roja blog. Sorry to lazy to look up the link to the exact article. ;)

  9. IrishBlue says:

    I can handle the Javi news, I transferred my affections and daydreams to Ricky Van Wolfswinkel about 3 months ago lol.

    There was the whole hanging around with 'adult actresses' thing too of course.

    • April says:

      That Ricky is very cute! He also has a name like a darned fairy tale story. I blame Rip.

      • IrishBlue says:

        Yummy. Google images was practically crying out of the screen at me to stop looking….*blushes*

    • bri_saldana says:

      I admit that I want to make love to Javi's voice! hawt! ….tmi?