August 24th, 2012

Good Week/Bad Week: Thighs, Sighs & Other Guys

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It’s Friday! In between planning our weekends, panicking about our hair and looking at pictures of Prince Harry in the nude, we wrote this for you.

There may be typos. We’ve burned our eyes on the scandal of it all.

GOOD WEEK

Nice To Tweet You! Bayern Munich have a Twitter account, but so far, they’re just tweeting news about the team. When they get bored of that they’ll start posting pics of players in the shower. We’re sure of it, Kickettes.

Thanks For The Memories: The man who brought underwear modelling to the footballing glitterati has retired. Freddie Ljungberg announced the news on his Twitter feed this morning and while it’s sad, the announcement did give us cause to stare at this picture again. Every cloud, etc.

Thank Him Later: Football is just so popular these days, isn’t it? Mere seconds after Usain Bolt expressed interest in a large contract wit Manchester United, Drake let’s us all have a peek at his colours by slipping into a Toronto FC kit recently and having a knock about. No word yet on a contract, but it’s only a matter of time, surely?

BAD WEEK

The thighs in happier times. Image: AP Photo/Lai Seng Sin.

Hampered Hammies: Sergio Aguero’s thighs are only going to be absent from EPL pitches for a month, according to his boss Roberto Mancini. The thighs* were involved in a collision during Manchester City’s opening EPL match vs. Southampton, and there was speculation they might be out for up to six months. *It was actually his knee that was injured, but we’ve yet to turn knees into an object of desire. We’re working on it, though.

Deuce Ding Dong: Fulham must be used to illegal approaches for Clint Dempsey (we’ve made enough) but Martin Jol has got so peed off with Liverpool’s reported flirtations that they’ve reported ‘em to the FA. Dempsey has yet to appear for Fulham this season and has been left out of the team to face Manchester United tomorrow.

Short Memories: Cologne manager Holger Stanislawski had issued a plea to footballs fans to have sex in the stands instead of fighting. This might sound like good news, but we remember this. And shudder with horror.

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11 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Thighs, Sighs & Other Guys”

  1. I think the bundesliga is awesome,its the best football league ever

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  3. Milla says:

    I'm so sad with Freddie's retirement :( I just want to say a huge thank you to him for all the wonderful memories and wish him all the best :)

    Oh, and Kickette, I think this (his retirement) deserved its own post.

  4. Audrey says:

    I think you could add Thierry Henry to the "Good Week" list– he's got a new baby son.
    http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/soccerblog/birth_bu…

    • BarcaM10 says:

      OMG really?? I had no idea!!! I´m happy for him….Kickettes I wanna see pictures pleaseeee!!

  5. Kristina says:

    Goodbye Freddie! You really made the football world a lot more attractive! Plus, you made a swedish girl proud.

  6. Rachael says:

    Hot football players, a strip billiards competition thanks for my new favourite fantasy Harry

  7. gin_in_teacups says:

    I think we should applaud the prince for his…erm…openness…with his adoring public.

    Would love it if the Clint situ would get sorted. I love him. Even if he hasn't been on his best behavior, I just want to see him back in action already. Liverpool would be my preference, but whatever. Get that man back on a pitch.

  8. OhDear says:

    Unless I'm missing something, the comments Liverpool have made about Dempsey are no different from the usual during transfer season, so why the complaint?

    CD needs to get over himself; even RvP had a hard time getting sold. And given the Sahin rumors, he may be "stuck" until at least the January window.

  9. lydia says:

    Oh Bastian…. Speaking of hot Germans, when is the last member of the F5 list going to be revealed?

  10. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Yes I want to see Mario Gomez taking a shower, it is fantastic!