February 11th, 2011

Good Week/Bad Week: Trousers & Tattoos

Now you have had your fill of merriment at our photoshop frolicking, catch up on the best and worst in the footballing world this week. **

**If you weren’t planning to ‘Read More’ we suggest you rethink your stance. There is a video after the jump involving Lionel Messi, an airport and a pair of collapsing trousers that any Kickette worth their salt can’t afford to miss.


- Total Tattoo Coverage: Scoring a goal for your country against England is usually a surefire way to guarantee a few headlines for oneself. But Daniel Agger’s strike was cast into shadow an hour and a half later when he pulled his jersey off to reveal the mother of all tattoo collections.

- Paul Long: His may be a name you’re not immediately familiar with, but this week Paul Long found himself in a position that most Kickettes have been striving for since they learned to drive. Yes, upon breaking down on a busy English thoroughfare, Paul was gallantly rescued by a passing Mr David Beckham. We are heading out in the Kickette-mobile (think Ant Hill Mob plus cocktails) as we speak.

- The Pope: first he gets his own iPhone app and then we learned he’s lining up a meeting with the Spanish National Team. LUCKY.


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Of all the times. Siriusly. (via Dirty Tackle. Because they’re worth it)

- Messi Trousers: This guy suffered the most embarrassing and ill-timed wardrobe malfunction since Janet Jackson bumped into Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl. Watch and laugh learn, people.

- Identity Crisis: When pulling sickies to get out of International Friendlies, it’s best to keep a low profile and not appear in a club friendly, like some Sparta Prague players did. In order to fool FIFA, they wore jerseys with the wrong names on. Good grief.

No, we haven’t photoshopped our own faces over Caroline’s. But we have thought about it. Image: Copyright Elle magazine.

- Nicklas Bendter: First up, he gives advice to Fabio Capello on team management before his team get beaten by uh… Fabio Capello’s boys. Then Danish magazine Se & Hør stated that former beau Caroline Fleming has never been happier; now that Nicky (and his partying) is out of her life, so they say, Fleming is able to focus on being a mother.

Worse still, when Nicky + friend turned up at her London home last week, she barred their entry and met the Arsenal man on her doorstep intead. Nicky and friend then slunk off to a cafe. On their own. For his part, when asked whether the whole divorce situ would affect his playing, he answered ‘Do I look like it affects me?’

Ooh, snappish! Regardless, we’ve forwarded our location coordinates to Nicky, along with an open invite to proceed straight through Kickette HQ’s front doors. He’s providing the cake.

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48 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Trousers & Tattoos”

  1. Homeskillet07 says:

    i don't think he dropped his pants by mistake… :P i don't know how Leo didn't laugh! i would have been ROFL'ing!

  2. @linvinnaar says:

    Did you know that Daniel Agger is a certified tattoo artist?

    That being said, I don't think he tattooed himself. Or did he…?

  3. One of these days, Daniel Agger is going to make me combust.

  4. @AgnesWonka says:

    Well done Nicky!!!! very well done!!!

  5. simone says:

    I think he looks absolutely hot with the tats

  6. Nat says:

    Ahhh men with tattoos… They just make my day. I didn't even bother to scroll down and see the rest of the page. Man I need my Kickette pills !

  7. mochara says:

    Ahh wow I don't normally like guys with loads of tattoos but…… yummy! He's a trained tattoo artist isn't he?

  8. Xantheina says:

    Is it at all possible not to use The Sun for anything Liverpool related?

    read this if you want to know why -> http://dontbuythesun.co.uk/site/

  9. carolina says:

    very fuuny leo's arrival!!!!

  10. Niina says:

    What, like you wouldn't be dropping your trousers at the first opportunity if you were following Leo… ;)

  11. Ohh Agger. He is so cool, he hates the press and he keeps his private life prvate. He was interviewed after the England match and you can tell he just hates it. Just concludes what he journo asked him and seems annoyed if he is asked an obvious question. Imagine if he was really made captain of Denark, he would have to speak a lot more to the press

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  13. blake2108 says:

    Found another pic of Daniel Agger from Wednesday. Feel free to admire his amazing tattoos (if you can take your eyes away from his gorgeous chest, pecks, face…)

  14. chay says:

    i fail to see anything attractive about daniel agger.

    that leo messi clip was funny–he doesn't even bat an eyelash when the guy's trousers fall.

  15. Sarah says:

    aww that poor guy. I would be like Messi and just stare back and than laugh when I got home and also cringe for the poor guy. But I bet that if it had happened to Cristiano Ronaldo and he didnt stop and did what Messi did people would be giving him alot of shit for just walking away. Its true and everyone knows it. hehe

  16. C16 says:

    I developed a crush on Daniel Agger thanks to those pics… And he's making me think MANY things.

  17. Messy is so sexy that pants just want to come off at the sight of him! I love to see him looking sexy in his street clothes.

    I love Agger's tatts covering his body! My mouth won't close after looking at that. I'm practically drooling people!

    • anfield_girl says:

      Haha, same here, same here, I like tatts generally, but on Danny's gorgeous body, they look even better <3

  18. Melanie Gedeon says:

    is it just me,
    or is messi looking extremely good.
    like his outfit is sensational.
    lmfao (:

    • Belen says:

      omgg that boy has just become so ….. omgg. wanna have my babies boy?

    • LosAngeleno says:

      No, it's not just you. His hair is looking super cute and he totally rocks that scarf (unlike some others in a recent Kickette fashion post).

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  20. JulieFromParis says:

    nevre thought i would say that but i wish i was the Pope….

  21. aps says:

    Leo is better than I am cuz I woulda burst out laughing. If I were that guy though I would have forgetten about the pants and get the pic taken. Aggers's tats are really nice and they have some meaning. When does anything ever affect Nicky? He has confidence for ages.

  22. LosAngeleno says:

    Poor Leo. Even unshaven he still looks like a kid being stalked by some creepy pedophile. Would have loved him to crack a smile though, since he does at other times. Maybe he watched it later and had a good laugh.

    As for those tattoos…Aggers has pretty much crossed over into Russian prison territory with all that ink.

  23. Anahi says:

    How did the pants even fall off?? doesnt he wear a belt? hahaha regardless it was tres amusant!

    Also, dear Nicky, how about i help you in 'not letting it affect you' ;)

  24. Elisa says:

    I generally dislike tattoos, but I kind of love Agger. And, I don't know, they just kind of fit him. Also, he can do no wrong after doing what every Liverpool fan secretly wanted to do to Torres at the Chelsea game (no, I don't hate Torres and I wish him well at Chelsea, but I can't say that I'm sad that he got that…parting gift from his former team).

  25. strawberrysexcapade says:

    Daniel Agger gives me naughty thoughts. I want to trace the lines of all of those tattoos with my…. uh, fingertips. Yeah, fingertips, if we're keeping this PG…….. uuuunnnnffffffff

    • blake2108 says:

      I think that every single person that reads these forums has an incredibly dirty mind,, so I wouldn't worry about keeping it "PG"

  26. blake2108 says:

    Have any of you ever heard Danny Agger speak in english?

    One of the sexiest things ever

  27. Alexandria Samuel says:

    Oh…well hello there Lionel ;) For a minute there, I wanted to call him Nigel because I forgot his name. Awww I wonder what's up with him? He looks as if he is in no mood to stop and chat! Didn't even crack a smile when the guys trousers fell down! It's times like this I feel sorry for footballers-people always in your face expecting you to be all happy and cheerful, when sometimes they just wanna be left alone. I know journalists have a job to do aswell though…

  28. SoccerrLoverrr says:

    OMMMGGGG i feel so bad for the dude's who's pants fell down :O (though i will admit i burst out laffin, come on it was hard not too!) on the other hand i wud like to say Nicky B u are SO MUCH better off without caroline fleming!