April 6th, 2012

Good Week/Bad Week: Unpleasant Sightings

real or fake

Image: Sky Sports News.

Daniele De Rossi has a yellow and black tattoo that looks like a caution sign on his right calf. It’s either fake or real.

The tattoo, not his right calf.

GOOD WEEK

Supermodel, Work! FC Edmonton posted a behind the scenes video from their new kit launch photoshoot. F5 member, Lance Parker, brought the model and as one Kickette said, “he’s totally smoldering!”

Clothing Removal Contract: In a move that will provide joy to sculpture fans everywhere, Bayern Munich have secured the services of Mario Gomez for another four years. At this point we have not had sight of the paperwork so cannot confirm whether the contract carries a requirement for the striker to remove his clothing at every conceivable opportunity, but we will keep you updated.

Brainy ‘Ballers: Yet again it’s been proven that footballers aren’t as dumb as they dress. We plan on celebrating this fabulous Good Friday news tonight with vodka shots and quiz games.

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BAD WEEK

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San Booger: It’s always painful when an object of our deepest affections does something so egregious we can barely bring ourselves to watch the footage. If you, like us, have solid plans to marry Iker Casillas, have his babies (if biologically appropriate) and live happily ever after in a clean home, we suggest you don’t watch this video of him sharing his um… genetic material with a small child. Honestly, we never thought we’d say this, but, it’s better if you don’t.

Big Pictures, Big Trouble: Virgin is investigating claims about one of its in-flight Virgin Atlantic crew members tipping off Big Pictures photo agency and its paparazzi whenever celebrities are scheduled to fly with the airlines. Coleen Rooney is said to have been one of the many celebs whose info was apparently leaked.

Lower League Leakage: Twitter fails are as much a part of our world as caffeine and hangover meds these days. But usually our feeds are filled with news of bad hair days and photos of Robbie Savage vs. anything remotely newsworthy. This week, that changed when Preston¬†manager Graham Westley¬†accused his players of leaking team tactics and personnel on the social network, before their 2-0 defeat to Sheffield Wednesday. Chairman Peter Ridsdale sought to play down rumours of a rift between the manager and the team, but we’re going to keep an eye on this one. It could get juicy.

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10 Responses to “Good Week/Bad Week: Unpleasant Sightings”

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  2. Mims in NZ says:

    Speaking of brainy ballers, we have them down here too – Tim Brown from Wellington Phoenix is heading over your way to do an MBA. Most likely at LSE. That does mean he has to quit playing, but yeah. Pretty brainy.

  3. nayet21 says:

    Iker is perfect is so many ways but this is just disenchanted :( … On the other hand, Lance looks really cute and good news about Mario he seems happy in his team…

  4. Agnes Wonka says:

    Danielle De Rossi's tat is very cool!

  5. Scoop says:

    If that is real he is a disgrace to the city of Rome and all the beautiful art there is in that city. He should play for Sunderland next with that hideous mess on his leg.

  6. jen says:

    Yet again DDR proves that he has the absolute worst taste in tattoos. Such a beautiful man, it's a shame he has such bad taste in body art.. but he's still dreamy and he's still my favorite player in Serie A.

  7. DebS says:

    Iker, that is just NASTY! Bad enough he's picking his nose but then use THAT hand to touch the kid's face. Gross!

  8. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    Lance Parker, no words just plain HOT!!
    Iker, eww!!! yuck!!

  9. IrishBlue says:

    Iker, Iker, Iker. There are no words. NO WORDS. Except one: Yuck.

    Lets just focus on Lance Parker looking hot in that other video huh? Loved the oohs and aahs of the ladies present during the shoot and the balls skillz of number 14!

  10. Loninha - Brasil says:

    Viva Mario!!