October 21st, 2011

Guys & The Ground: Open For Business

Image Credit: Getty Images Europe.

Guys on the ground – as well as those who are going to the ground, whether it be purposely or accidentally – are generally more fun to gawk at. This isn’t a question or one of our curazy theories, Kickettes. It’s just how the world works.

Since there’s been an explosion of unhinged football flesh in various states of public showcase lately, we’re elated to photo spam your places of employment while we scour the internet for ‘real news’.

Had Ronaldo not taken a beauty time out, we would’ve never gotten this up-short shot. Base layers begone! Image Credit: AP Photo.


As long as some body part is making contact with the pitch, the result is always good. Image Credit: Getty Images Europe.


Flip Tim Howard over like a pancake and we still like what we see. Image Credit: Getty Images North America.


Hands free is the way to be. Image Credit: Getty Images Europe.


The sliding crotch shot is a perving pastime of ours. Image Credit: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.


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When the ground gives back (five times over). To us, of course. Image Credit: Paul Gilham/Getty Images Europe.


Guys on the ground

Occasionally, the godforsaken sod fight back. And when that moment strikes, it rarely ends well (shown: Nicholas Kalmar, Melbourne Heart). Image Credit: Mark Nolan/Getty Images AsiaPac.


The only time we’re left wanting more of the guys on the ground is when the photographer’s zoom lens misses ‘the money shot’. Image Credit: Getty Images.


BONUS: We decided to throw in one sandy ground and galloping dog for good measure.

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8 Responses to “Guys & The Ground: Open For Business”

  1. die steel says:

    Your place is valueble for me. Thanks!…

  2. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Look at this glorious thigh! cristano!

    I don't like this photo for la roja only because it didn't capture much of the assest presented on the pitch! fail!

  3. Agnes Wonka says:

    I love CR…he never wears base layers! let that be a rule: NO BASE LAYERS!!!

    The Liverpool manpile…amazing!

  4. Lauren_BCN says:

    I am sorry but that picture of Spain NT is taken from the WRONG ANGLE!!! ;-) Just like picture of Iker Casillas the other day! C'mon people LET'S STAY FOCUS!!! :-)