April 3rd, 2012
Hair Raising News: Fernando Torres Tops Up His Butter Blond Manlights, Adds Bangs?
Image: Leo Bancroft Twitter. Cheers for the spot, Mumtaaz!
Few moments in our history are as big as this. Cristiano becoming a baby daddy. The Iker beard-shaving incident. Victoria Beckham wearing flat shoes.
Deep breaths.
So, let’s just state the obvious: our beloved bottle blond, Fernando Torres, has touched up his manlights. Leo Bancroft, the man who we assume is responsible for this, debuted the fresh dye job (plus bangs?!) via Twitter earlier today – and let’s just say we’re numbing the pain with cake/mainlining margaritas.
While Fernando appears to be pleased with his new ‘do, we want to know what you think: Is FT looking more fabulous or fug than ever, Kickettes?
I really like his blonde hair. Glad that he coloured it again!
oh babe babe babe pleeeeaaasee
I'l always adore Nando but this haircut/colour makes him look like he should be wearing a Roman or Greek toga!
We need to kidnap this Leo Bancroft and talk some sense into him. BROWN DYE NEXT TIME PLEASE. (If there is a way to turn Fernando into a brunette and a goalscorer at the same time.)
I once read somewhere that Nando said he always cuts his hair short whenever he's playing bad. I'm not sure if he really said that himself or if some blogger wrote it but that explains why he cut his hair before the world cup, doesn't it? By the way, he is so lucky that he looks hot no matter if his hair is short, long, blonde or brown.
horrible
[...] Torres the natural blond from [...]
April Fool's Day is over, Nando. You know my love for you is both unconditional and eternal but this isn't funny.
Nothing more sexual then a lady boy
OMG!!! He looks like a meercat!! NOOOOOOOOOO!
get out
This is too cute.
http://www.fem.com/fileadmin/content/5_Private/20…
I know!!! Where is that hairdo? Was Nando unhappy being perfect?
Lol!
Please tell me that is Photoshop! Please, please!…..No seriously, please!
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fernando+torres+20…
^^^THIS
Or this…slightly grown out but oh so sexy.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fernando+torres+…
The Nando with a fierce look and brown hair…
i just cant handle this…
I know, right??
This one isn't bad either. Love the bitchface…among other things, lol.
http://www.gettyimages.de/detail/nachrichtenfoto/…
AND shirtless? oh lady ur killing me! http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fernando+torres+20…
Awww, that is such a cute one! Love his hair – it looks so fluffy. You just want to run your fingers through it.
if only..~~~***
I wonder what it smells like?
apricot and peach. …..ur guess?!
apricot and peach.. ur guess?
At the moment probably peroxide.
Better this hair! *sigh*
He is gorgeous as always but the hair nnnnoooooo to light
[...] photo, uncovered by Kickette, was floating around the Twittersphere, and showcases Torres showing off his locks, his hair [...]
[...] Maybe it will help his marketing potential in the Far East. His hair sure does look horrible, though. // Kickette [...]
and if you can't stand anymore fuck off. you talk too much about his fucking hair
you know what ? Most of Chelsea fans love his blond hair and Its time to stop complaining about his hair. I can't believe It's The fans who talk him down.
Err.. because it's hair? I am a Chelsea fan and a Torres fan, and just because I think this hair color is bullpooh doesn't mean I think he or the team are. Okay? Okay. Glad we cleared that up.
I have to say: That hair looks HORRIBLE! I liked it better the way it was before.
But I have to admit: He looks good with both, blonde hair and brown hair! I really like both haircolors equally on him. He's simply gorgeous and nothing can ruin his beauty
But with this hairstyle he looks a little bit like Bruno (you know that movie "Bruno" by Sacha Baron Cohen)
But I'm ok with this hair because on the pitch he wears a hairband and that makes it look way better. And I have to admit: I always liked Nando with blonde hair a little bit more than with brown hair. But he looks good with both.
I loved him the first time I saw him in WC 2010. He was extremely cute back then. Tello reminds me a bit of what I thought Nando looked like. I have never been a big fan of Nando, but that clip of him that I saw is stuck in my mind forever. I hope he goes back to his natural hair.
I think it's tactical; the Benfica goalkeeper and defenders will be so blinded by the luminosity (read: ridiculousness) of his hair that Torres will be scoring all night long.
I actually think he look better with shorter brown hair. When I saw him in the WC, I was like "who is that handsome man I never did see?!" Then I realized it was the Fernando I knew and loved.
Everybody thinks he looks better with short brown hair! Everybody but Fernando it seems…
Sorry for re-posting this, but I just love his hair in that pic.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fernando+torres+…
lol gurrlll!
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=fernando+torres+20…
OMG, that's tragic. I was kinda hoping that this was an old pic but hey, we all have bad hair days.
my mother says ''never trust a male hairdresser who's not bald. they're too narcissistic to pay attention to your hair properly''. and she's right.
i really liked nando's hair during september 2010. not summer 2010 in the world cup because it was too short, but during his pre-season in liverpool after the tournament he looked amazing
ur mom is a wise woman
I really liked the cut he got last month in Spain. This needs a couple of weeks' growth. And he needs a new hairstylist in London.
Nando could have a rainbow fro as big as David Luiz's and he'd still be beautiful. But please, someone get him to the hair ER right away, he needs some time in the Intensive Hair Care Unit.
what the hell, Nando? How could you let that guy apply a hair product called 'Blissfully Bouncy' on your head?? and the fringe…why does it make me want to climb up a mountain and sing 'The Sound of Music'?
Lol!
He Looks like a blonde barbie. He looks adorable as usual. Perhaps he decided to keep his hair blonde because his natural colour was too hot for others to handle.
SANTA MADRE.
look, he can color his armpit hair blonde and he will still be volcano magma hot.
however, to help you recover: http://hairwegoproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/20…
If it makes him score goals, I will consider it beautiful.
Pretty much. I'll submit to this helmet hair if it has results.
He's lucky he's got such a gorgeous face…
Oh Nando, so cute not matter what. But next time, don't let that man touch your hair.
If it makes him score more, I will consider it beautiful.
This Leo person always makes him look like a cheap barbie. I found these pics that I'm guessing were taken after his makeover and the hair looks much better when he combs it himself and with the headband:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1…
http://www.newscom.com/nc/wmark/Newscom-zumawirew…
http://www.newscom.com/nc/wmark/Newscom-zumasport…
And I still can see some dark roots there so it's all good, he looks lovely. But he really must cut all his ties with that stylist lol.
Wow, thanks for that picture link. I know we're all about Nando's hair on this feed, but damn I love Chelsea's three adorable Spaniards!
The dark roots mean it is pre-today, unfortunately. That is the hair he'd been rocking for the last month that ChelseaTV reported on. Okay… I officially know too much about this man thanks to the interwebz.
Okay.. second thought… I am willing to accept these could be post-makeover. I can only hope!
They are! They're from today's/yesterday's training session, don't worry lol.
I just realized the last two links don't open, sorry.
I hope they work this time (and in better quality!): http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1… http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1…
Again, I don't see much difference up close. He still looks good.
Nando, go back to your WC 2010 hair PLEASE. That was so hot.
Yes, yes, yes!
so true
Can't one of you London-based Kickettes just show up at Stamford Bridge and toss some rich brown foam dye on him, like one of those cream-pie activists that assaults people at political events. Then he'd be perfect.
One of my best friends works at Stamford Bridge in the VIP dining area – you want me to have a word with her? Organise a hair intervention
Awwww he's even got a fringe!
Fugly Fail.
His face is gorgeous as always. His hair… No comment.
fug??
LOL, that's a good one, kickettes!
never.
He looks like Rocky from RHPS. Quite prepared to be his Dr. Frank-N-Furter though!
Ahahaha he totally does!
I love Nano no matter what… but stop torturing your own hair darling…. please
Well I hope it look better with his Chelsea uniform and soccer boots.
He looks ridiculous, well his hair at least. He will always be a handsome man, but his hair is just WTF.
He looks like Fred Jones… o_O http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/goddess/420/…
Need more proof? http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/26993-2…
OMG!!! FAIL
It looks like a 60's boyband wig
I totally agree with you, with a mix of Little Lord Fauntleroy. I don't know why he agreed to this hairstyle. I agree with several of those on here that mention how great he looked with his short brown hair. He looks good au naturelle.
It looks like a wig. Awful colour/cut. Smh Nando!
He is lovely. Stop Complaining -.-
My love for Nando is unconditional. However, I think I just need time to process. Wouldn't mind seeing a few more photos though
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preferably shirtles, eh?
**shirtless
dammit, i can't even write properly when he's involved
Oh yes!
OH MY GOD. First time on here in a week and this is what I see?! o_O
What are you doing to yourself Nando??
I'm sorry, but I think Leo Bancroft should be charged with assault for that haircut, awful isn't the word!
And Fernando, please please please go back to your natural colour. You are gorgeous just as you are hun.
He always looks like a kid no matter what he does with his hair!!
Bad photography, not bad hair? Or am I just hoping?
It's a terrible color. I'd take the highlights because his roots were a given. This requires constant upkeep and makes him look like his next step is to put blue contacts in. It's so unnatural it is just weird. The cut is pretty similar to what he already had the last few months or so- no shocker there. The styling is strange, too, but he seems to favor it.
If I could get him back to brown hair, I'd give myself an award for that. At least he didn't touch up the eyebrows a second time… and his face is still pretty. Makes me happy that the only real time I see it is on the pitch, pulled back in a hairband. Never loved a hairband so much!
Ugh… it looks like a helmet. The more I look the more I want to look away!
Oh no, don't say that! He needs your love and support no matter what his hair is doing! And he will visit this Leo Bancroft hairdresser guy in two weeks time again anyway…
I think our boy is a bit superstitious when it comes to his hair and the natural brown look didn't bring him lots of luck. So I guess the blonde , at least, is going to stay for a while.
Leo will bring it more blonde. He was the one that did the more blonde thing in January, with the not real haircut he said was a haircut. Nando went to Spain and then got it chopped for reals. Then he did this….
I love the boy and I will support him on that field, but the hair is NOT good. I will only tolerate this color if he feels fabulous on the pitch. Otherwise, I am ambushing him in the locker room with some dark brown dye. Don't worry ladies, I'll have an undercover camera on me while I do so. I'll go to jail for a cause as just as his hair color.
Agree 100%.
I know he isn't fond of WC 2010 given his performance, but seriously, if he could only know how devastatingly attractive he was… even more so in the months after the cup.
Remember fondly: http://www.kickette.com/the-friday-fit-fernando-t…
*Sigh* I wish I knew what made him feel so comfortable in such plainly fake hair color, but who knows? Maybe he feels like a blonde in a brunette's body. Shame though, lol.
Yes, he was gorgeous back then!
I've often wondered myself why on earth he feels the need to keep dying his hair, especially when he looks so good with his natural colour, but I guess we'll have to learn to accept it.
Who knows, maybe one of these days he'll surprise us all and go back to short and dark. We can dream, can't we?
I LOVE this.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=fernando+torres+…
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Kickette got this news from me! Wohooooo welcome back auburn-haired hotness!!
Lets face it, it looks better than a lot of the stuff he had been doing to his hair in the past few months… he is almost back to normal…