March 10th, 2010

Hat Trick Heroes: Nicklas Bendtner and Darren Bent

‘Ballers need breaks too, ya know. In fact, taking a mid-game breather on the pitch seems to be the preferred chillax method of treatment as of late.

Last night, in the midst of completing a Champions League hat trick against FC Porto, Nicklas Bendtner rested his head, shoulders, knees and toes. And although watching him trot around in those base layers leaves us feeling weak as well, the clear “money shot” provided Wednesday with the juice needed. Rando fact: last night’s three-goal effort was the first of Bendtner’s career. Are we the only ones demanding a repeat no pants dance party to celebrate?

In league news, Darren Bent helped Sunderland in the EPL table by scoring a trio of his own against Bolton. Just to reiterate, lying down after kicking pitch-arse is a very good look. So much so that we think both Bendtner and Bent are two fine recommendations for Dirty Tackle’s next installment of sleeping and/or napping ‘ballers; don’t you agree?

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9 Responses to “Hat Trick Heroes: Nicklas Bendtner and Darren Bent”

  1. IrishBlue says:

    Lovin the sex face :-P

  2. Kristen (Mrs. Sebast says:

    Oh that face!! It is just calling for me! <3

  3. IrishBlue says:

    Ohhh I would love to get my hads on him in that position………..yummmm…….*drifts into daydream*

  4. MrsVermaelen says:

    The picure would be complete with me on top hahaha…he’s one hawt baller for sure!!

  5. Linda (Gooner till I die) says:

    holy sh*t !! what a picture !! :D I usually don’t drool over Nick… he just doesn’t do it for me… but this is one hot position. :D

  6. Aisha says:

    Oh, how I would love to get on top of Nicky… He is one sexy man.

  7. Sara says:

    Nicklas! Shouldn’t cover his glorious thighs though!

  8. Alessandra says:

    OH, MYYYYY. this is definitely better than the chocolate chip ice cream i just had for dessert!

  9. Jen says:

    He looks like he wants me laying on top of him :D