October 8th, 2010

Helen Flanagan: Troubled In A Turban

Certain fashion disasters have explanations that we are prepared to cut the offender some slack on. Petrol station first thing in the morning, for example, slightly raddled and still wearing last night’s micro ensemble? Yuppers. We’ve all been there. Who are we to judge?

But, Helen Flanagan, squeeze of Swansea City’s Scott Sinclair, you really are testing our patience. There was the ‘Reptilian Shoes vs. Bovine Jacket’ incident. The ‘I love your hair, did you come on a motorbike?’ debacle.

And now you offer us the ‘Helen Flanagan and Turban of Doom’ (above)? Helen mate, there’s nothing else for it. If this doesn’t stop, we’re gonna have to stage an intervention. 

We know you’re capable of better. Reward our faith in you. Please?

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22 Responses to “Helen Flanagan: Troubled In A Turban”

  1. Nicola says:

    What is it with her and her horrible choices in lipstick? Bright pink, bright mauve?!

  2. sheila says:

    She's a cute girl – but wtf? she puts the 'fit' in outfit.

  3. Dreamer says:

    That outfit looks awful! I'm so jealous of her skin though. It looks flawless.

  4. Missy Manchester says:

    Gloria Swanson called. She wants her turban and her eyebrows back.

  5. Marianni says:

    wot about the shoes… which are also a major disaster in my opinion…they look über weird…

  6. GracieB says:

    she needs to take a crash course in "WAGS Fashion 101"
    maybe have Becks teach her

  7. Missy Manchester says:


  8. @iicecream4 says:

    Ummm,wtf is she wearing???
    Who is she in the first place??? :p Srsly,who is she?

  9. Georgina Sanders says:

    My dear Kickette, I'm sure that the turban is not the only problem. I'm having a hard time choosing which is the bad part: the turban, the pants, the shoes or the fact that these three were combined to form this look? It looks like she is both Morticia Adams and Professor Quirrel.

  10. senora ramos says:

    O_O speechless

  11. Says_Who says:

    Am I the only one who thinks Helen looks insane in this picture? There's no saving this fashion wreck!

  12. C16 says:

    My eyes!!!!! God, what is going on with that outfit? She needs help ASAP!!!!!
    She's gorgeous but her fashion sense is making her no justice at all.

  13. Says_Who says:

    Am I the only one who thinks—no wait, knows—that she looks insane in this picture? Everything from the shoes to that god awful jacket to that ridiculous turban needs to go! Somebody get me a plane ticket to England and a blow torch so I can put this oufit out of its misery!

  14. Kylie says:

    Ok, that outfit just hurts to look at. I think i'll run back to the Marco Borriello post, to soothe my eyes.

  15. LoseThatGirl says:

    She dresses about as well as Liz MacDonald! Me thinks Hels been spending far much time in the Corrie wardrobe department.

  16. Bebo Ronaldo says:

    ‘EPIC FAIL!’ just about describes it, well said batso!!!

  17. DutchGooner89 says:

    What the duece, a fricking turban!! I can't even defend her on this one….what else is there left to say but Gurl let me Upgrade You, a bit of my swagger needs to rub of on her lol just kidding but foreal epic FAIL!

    She's got some striking eyes though wooower

  18. Alessandra says:

    talk about freaky friday! ughhhhhhhhhhh

  19. blitzenTO says:

    Oh, man. I don't even know what to say. And to make it even crueler, her shadow blends into the pants and makes her bottom half look enormous!

    She's a pretty girl, but her fashion sense is about as good as that of the character she plays on TV. LOL.

  20. Keri says:

    Aww, I like her.