October 8th, 2010
Helen Flanagan: Troubled In A Turban
Certain fashion disasters have explanations that we are prepared to cut the offender some slack on. Petrol station first thing in the morning, for example, slightly raddled and still wearing last night’s micro ensemble? Yuppers. We’ve all been there. Who are we to judge?
But, Helen Flanagan, squeeze of Swansea City’s Scott Sinclair, you really are testing our patience. There was the ‘Reptilian Shoes vs. Bovine Jacket’ incident. The ‘I love your hair, did you come on a motorbike?’ debacle.
And now you offer us the ‘Helen Flanagan and Turban of Doom’ (above)? Helen mate, there’s nothing else for it. If this doesn’t stop, we’re gonna have to stage an intervention.
We know you’re capable of better. Reward our faith in you. Please?