June 25th, 2010
Hola! – The 5 Hottest Spanish Players In The World Cup
Xabi Alonso explains the merits of ginger beard wearing to a correctly skeptical Fernando Torres & David Villa (Images: Reuters, AP Photos and Getty Images via Daylife)
We’ve sort of done this before, y’know. But since the World Cup kicked off (and we’ve seen fit to offer our little insights into our favourite players on various national teams), the dull roar of dissent and disappointment in the comments area has increased to such a volume we’re unable to enjoy torturing the interns with the office vuvuzela anymore.
We’ve brought you Portuguese boys, Italian macho-men, and the English crumpets we love so dearly, but it’s still not enough, really, is it? We can’t sign off on Hot NT lists without leaving you to feast upon the menu of tasty tapas that is the 5 Hottest Spanish NT players playing in the World Cup.
No, not some horrifying popular beat combo from hell. (Although we’re thinking it’s kinda snappy.) Ladies, we’re breaking with tradition here to offer our top spot to all three delightful hunks of loveliness that currently keep goal for the Spanish NT. They’re a trifecta of tasty and we make the man-meat sandwiches around here. Rules meant to be broken and all that.
Is it possible that this bitch-facing bundle of loveliness could do anything to destroy our love? He cut his hair. We loved it. He had a baby. We loved her. Quite conceivably if the guy announced he was a big fan of bog snorkelling we’d seriously consider taking it up. We would look so hot in flippers.
Actually, to be honest, The Ramos is a loon bag who wears a hairband (left) that states his name. Speculation that it also states his address and mother’s phone number is as yet unconfirmed.
Unsettled at Arsenal, uncertain in the NT – it’s going to be a long and difficult summer for Cescy. Wherever he ends up though, you can guarantee we will be following closely to ensure maximum exposure of this.
The third of our Spanish boys to feature in the Kickette Finest Five (where would we be without this lot, seriously?!) even Xabi’s ill-advised foray into the world of ginger beards hasn’t been sufficient to dampen our ardour. Xabi? Please stop it. Our love for you is actually starting to hurt.
David Villa: We suspect that David Villa’s inclusion as an honourable mention only will be one of many points of controversy in this list. However, we have carefully… er… ‘reviewed’ each player thoroughly and have decided we could make a case for practically every single player apart from Carlos Puyol.
He’s here. He’s scoring goals. Get used to it.
Raul Albiol: This wouldn’t be one of our lists without a fancied outsider. Cute, fluffy and already bearing the Kickette seal of approval, we’ve decided we’d like to kiss his face. You?
Do spill the beans on your Top 5, Kickettes!