July 21st, 2008
Honeymooners: The Ballacks in the Balearics
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I like them. They're nice couple. And I love his glasses xD but Nando Torres have better ^^
While the suit is cute, it’s white! So many possible problems could arise! Also, imagine the tan lines! It would take weeks to undo the damage!
she looks great… i love him…
Oosh, look at his shorts
Simone’s kept her weight down, despite of her age and 3 kids. Good for her!
Yes nice er swimsuit! Sorry I was slightly distracted there!
*leaves, all of a fluster*
Brandy it was my first reaction as well!
Yes, Brandy, I believe it is. God, he needs to keep that thing on a leash. It’s frickin’ scary.
I like the swimsuit too.
i like her swimsuit….
Here’s another one that makes me feel better about my cellulite
She’s really bland…but I like the swimsuit.
Is that another rather large expression of Ballack’s prowess I can barely make out amoung the wet-foldiness of his trunks?!
her bathing suit is boring, but she looks amazing for having had three children.
as for him, I never notice what goes on below the belt.
I’m sorry but that persistent German sausage really freaks me out
! Doesn’t Simone notice? Michael, there’s a time and place. Public beach, no. Football pitch, no. Honeymoon suite, dingle-dangle away!
Nice swimsuit.
Oh my gosh. I don’t care if he is married – he’s still quite lovely. Simone looks ace as well.
With all those erections, it’s amazing they get anything done – you know, invading small nations, inventing the Blackberry, etc.
Ignoring nipples and pant movement, is he wearing knuckle dusters????
WOW – to Ballack and his pointy things, nipples, boy parts and to her having had three kiddies
I read that men have on average 11 erections a day… I think Ballack is something closer to constantly, 24/7!!!!
I really like her swimsuit too. She looks fab!! Used to be OBSESSED with Ballack after 2006 worldo cup,used to think he was the HOTTEST thing I had ever laid eyes on but when he moved to Chelsea, I don't know what happened!!
AWWWWW THIS IX A CUT3 PIC 0F Y0U
i love his shades! i had to zoom in at his crotch to see that mystical bulge. damn my 15-year-old boy hormones. the wifey has a nice bod!
I adore him. He's fab. I love her suit as well. Pfft – I just love both of them in general.
Her bathing suit looks good on her – particularly after three kids! Not so long ago, I was at a resort where one woman had the same style suit on…but the reverse figure! Oh my sweet lord, my eyes are still recovering! What’s worse, later on in the evening she was still wearing it but with a sarong at the bar as if that was going to compliment the top half! Eww. I don’t proclaim to rock an ‘Adriana Lima’ body, but what needs to be hidden on my body, gets hidden! lol