July 9th, 2007
Hoochie City Open for Business
We continue our updates with a WAGfest of ho’s, hoochie mamas and skanks.
Apparently Gemma Atkinson has been getting it on behind Ronaldo’s back with fellow Man U mate, Alan Smith. Smith would make late night booty calls to Gemma when his girlfriend Holly Worthington was away, and Gemma would sneak over to Smith’s apt. Gemma is reportedly desperate to hang on to Ronaldo (duh) and has been trying to keep things on the hush. She’s denied all allegations.
We say: everything we hear about this girl is a) gross b) skankalicious and c) probably a lie, so proceed with slagging her off with caution.
As for SWSNBN, Danielle Lloyd, believe every nasty story you hear, this girl has issues. Latest is that she has hooked up with rapper 50 Cent, who is so into her he’s going to fly her to New York and reportedly feature her in his next video: British Wannabe Ho’s R the Best Ho’s.
Well, we’re not sure of the exact song title, but it will be something along those lines, we’re certain. Some say 50’s bedding technique is frequently based on telling girls they will star in his next video.
A story is also out about Danielle admitting to a passionate affair with Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton when she was a teenager. At the time she was two-timing him with Shaun Walker, who is currently in a Spanish jail over a gangland shootout.