Comments on: Hoochie City Open for Business

By: m.a

m.a — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:50:34 +0000

if i were her i would have sleep with alan coz he is wayyyyyyy hotter than c.ronaldo

By: DRE@M*LOVER

DRE@M*LOVER — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:14:03 +0000

I THINK GEMMA IS A HO!!!!! SHE S A PLAYER AND I THINK ITS BEST TO STAY AWAY FROM CRISTIANO BECAUSE IM HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!11

By: Natasha

Natasha — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:34:00 +0000

What the hell is a WAG???

By: Orangina

Orangina — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:03:15 +0000

I know Alan well and he was on a break from a long term relationship when he went on a couple of dates with Gemma but nothing particularly scandal-worthy happened. Alan’s no saint don’t get me wrong but Gemma has been pulling out all the stops ever since she left Hollyoaks to do a Danielle Lloyd and get linked with as many footballers and cringeworthy “stars” as possible to promote her latest boob-flash or barely there knicker promotion in FHM and the likes. Funny how Mr Smith has kept a dignified silence on the subject and she’s been protesting like butter wouldn’t melt – I think half the stories are as souped up as the Beckham’s “exclusives” in Hello and the likes. I worked at PA for a while on work experience you wouldn’t believe the amount of editing of stories that goes on, well before they hit the shelves. Alan is a private guy and has always let the football do the talking, for that he’s been punished at a bigger club where the paparazzi will hunt you down and speculate forever more about the slightest thing. I hope blokes read the NOTW article and think crikey I better keep away from this one!! All publicity is good publicity for people like Gemma, deep down she’s loving it!

By: Robin

Robin — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:15:17 +0000

Ah man – I like that brand of jam.

By: Paula

Paula — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:23:03 +0000

Wouldn’t it be hysterical if the new Premiership season was delayed by a week because half of it’s players (we know who you are!!) contracted herpes???!!

By: Helena

Helena — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:58:28 +0000

Gemma and Danielle are just desperate wag wannabe whores.
I hope they both get herpes.

By: carly

carly — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:33:08 +0000

(sigh)
Is there a rehab clinic for wannabe wags? These two need it desperately.
Is she promoting jam in her bra?

By: application outsourcing

application outsourcing — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 15:00:00 +0000

A fine figure of a woman! i just wish the tits were real. apart from that she’s gorgeous though. and it’s a refreshing change she’s not too skinny.