June 13th, 2008
Hook Ups: Victoria Beckham and Corey Haim
Kickettes that were living it up in the 80s, do you remember this bloke?
Corey Haim, formerly of hit film The Lost Boys and teen magazines everywhere, currently of lard arse and reality TV attempted comeback, has spoken on record about his relationship with Victoria Beckham.
Back in the early Spice Girls days, he and Victoria hooked up and were a bit of an item. He even met her parents. She liked to knaw on his lip, apparently. He says the attraction between them was instant:
“Five girls in these crazy outfits piled out of a car. They were like these punk chicks, Sid Vicious chicks. They walked into the studio and I met Vic. I put the lock on her, sniper eyes. I had to hang out with her. It was my obligation as a man to do that.“
Victoria’s version of how they split up is slightly different than his – she says she got sick of his jealousy over her like of Take That and she threw him out of the car. His version? We can’t really remember, we were too busy staring in horror at what this man currently looks like.
Props to Victoria for showing him the door. Shall we do a direct comparison of her current partner vs Mr. Haim today? Yes, and that’s just the physical. It’s pointless to compare the financial situs, but we’re sure you can guess who comes out on top.
Click through to watch the video before Posh’s people pull it off the internet. Dis-enjoy!