June 13th, 2008

Hook Ups: Victoria Beckham and Corey Haim

Kickettes that were living it up in the 80s, do you remember this bloke?

Corey Haim, formerly of hit film The Lost Boys and teen magazines everywhere, currently of lard arse and reality TV attempted comeback, has spoken on record about his relationship with Victoria Beckham. 

Back in the early Spice Girls days, he and Victoria hooked up and were a bit of an item.  He even met her parents.  She liked to knaw on his lip, apparently.  He says the attraction between them was instant:

“Five girls in these crazy outfits piled out of a car. They were like these punk chicks, Sid Vicious chicks. They walked into the studio and I met Vic. I put the lock on her, sniper eyes. I had to hang out with her. It was my obligation as a man to do that.“

Victoria’s version of how they split up is slightly different than his – she says she got sick of his jealousy over her like of Take That and she threw him out of the car. His version? We can’t really remember, we were too busy staring in horror at what this man currently looks like. 

Props to Victoria for showing him the door. Shall we do a direct comparison of her current partner vs Mr. Haim today?  Yes, and that’s just the physical. It’s pointless to compare the financial situs, but we’re sure you can guess who comes out on top.

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Click through to watch the video before Posh’s people pull it off the internet.  Dis-enjoy!

 

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21 Responses to “Hook Ups: Victoria Beckham and Corey Haim”

  1. Betsy says:

    Oh yeah. He is not annoying and creepy at all…Poor Victoria. He might have been normal back then.

  2. AJ says:

    LOL, I don’t even know where to begin with this and since none of it’s with a civil tongue, I’ll pass. :) We were all young and stupid once so, THIS is her only ‘pass’ with me. I may have given her a couple if it was Joey Lawrence, one of the New Kids on the Block, or a bit of a ‘bi’ thing with Tiffany but she’s clearly crossed the line of tolerance. :P BTW, I loved Lost Boys, but like most pre-teens, I fancied Jason Patric or Kiefer Sutherland…not the dork. lol.

  3. sepideh says:

    yeah.your site is good.can you send the pic of each day for me to sooooop1371 it is my id

  4. lose that girl says:

    Ew. If I was Posh, I wouldn't admit to any of it *at all*!

  5. Becca x says:

    Well THeres No Comparison Is There?! I Think Everyone On THis EArth Would Rather Be With DAvid Then Him!!

  6. Meredith says:

    Maybe this wouldn't be so bad if it was Corey Feldman and not Corey Haim?

  7. sarabee says:

    Ewww…what a berk. He could do with scrubbing his fingernails too.

  8. TammyV says:

    THAT IS THE BEST STORY EVER!!!!!

  9. Elise says:

    TFO, I cannot even imagine you with a big scary 80s perm! I'm already laughing!

  10. The Fourth Official says:

    Um, yeah. Corey Haim. I’m having an ’80s flashback: shoulder pads and a big perm. I should dig out some photos sometime – you girls would laugh. Don’t be embarrassed, Victoria, we all have one (or more) of those skeletons in our closets.

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  11. Brandy says:

    Good choice V ;) This guy is a total tool.

  12. c9 says:

    That vid is hella’ funny! Classic stuff kickette!!!!!!

  13. sarabee says:

    Ewww…what a berk. He could do with scrubbing his fingernails too.

  14. carly says:

    LOL!!!

  15. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Dear lord!!! After dating this man, she deserves Becks!!

  16. TammyV says:

    THAT IS THE BEST STORY EVER!!!!!

  17. lose that girl says:

    Ew. If I was Posh, I wouldn’t admit to any of it *at all*!

  18. carly says:

    LOL!!!

  19. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Dear lord!!! After dating this man, she deserves Becks!!

  20. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Oh wow. Poor Vic.. this dude obviously needs more cash for those “extracurricular” purchases from the gangster down the street…

  21. linz826 says:

    oh. my. god. I’m, wow, I had no idea…and the worst part about it is that I used to see a guy who looks like the “now” Corey—eeww…tho perhaps I will find my Becks! I realllllllly hope thats the case, but i’m still in shock of this news, way to upgrade Vic!