August 16th, 2010
Hottie Hunting: Meet Olivier Giroud
We really need to get out more. How we have neglected to discover the talent that is 23-year-old Olivier Giroud?
It’s as if we spend most of our waking lives in a drunken stupor, oblivious to the foreign-accented hotness (with added bonus forehead wrinkles) waiting for us to stalk them until they wish they had taken up a nice, quiet job working on a farm somewhere not yet charted on a map. Things need to change.
Anywho, let’s take stock of Mr. Giroud: he’s a French striker currently on loan to Tours FC and… well, we’ve been watching his press conference videos for the better part of the afternoon.
As far as we can gather, in both vids, Olivier’s discussing his utmost and true desire to take women shopping and later celebrate their purchases by being covered in whipped cream. Top bloke.