August 16th, 2010

Hottie Hunting: Meet Olivier Giroud
We really need to get out more. How we have neglected to discover the talent that is 23-year-old Olivier Giroud?

It’s as if we spend most of our waking lives in a drunken stupor, oblivious to the foreign-accented hotness (with added bonus forehead wrinkles) waiting for us to stalk them until they wish they had taken up a nice, quiet job working on a farm somewhere not yet charted on a map. Things need to change.

Anywho, let’s take stock of Mr. Giroud: he’s a French striker currently on loan to Tours FC and… well, we’ve been watching his press conference videos for the better part of the afternoon.

As far as we can gather, in both vids, Olivier’s discussing his utmost and true desire to take women shopping and later celebrate their purchases by being covered in whipped cream. Top bloke.

You likey?

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39 Responses to “Hottie Hunting: Meet Olivier Giroud”

  1. SoccerDuckie says:

    Oooooh, me likey a lot!!! Nice discovery! I do prefer him with shorter hair. Not that I speak French or anything, but hawtie Giroud can help me polish his French or hell, just polish him, I'll be pretty happy. :D

    Kickette, still waiting with hope you'll feature another French hottie Matthieu Delpierre; even sent pics, hope you got em. Good thing I used to live in Germany, it'll give me a chance to go to Stuttgart to "interview" their captain, ahem… :lol:

  2. mila_casillas says:

    We need a “like” button here

  3. Jessie says:

    trés beau :)

  4. Coffee says:

    As a Montpellier girl, I'm really happy to see Olivier on Kickette! He's adorable ^^

  5. tigerS says:

    Ooh La La!! Mon Dieu!!

    Thanks for introducing me to this guy!

  6. Ronald says:

    just beautiful. what is it about a man speaking french?! how come all the ones i know who do don’t look like this handsome man.

  7. Steph says:

    Oh, wow. He's pretty hot! :D

  8. senora ramos says:

    O.M.G. beautiful. just beautiful. what is it about a man speaking french?! how come all the ones i know who do don’t look like this handsome man.

    Je t’aime!

  9. missbubbles says:

    wow…this man is freaking beautiful….:))

  10. xoWinnie says:


    MY GOD!

    DAYUM! <3

  11. Inés says:

    nice to meet you hottie! age?

  12. Nando and Stevie&#03 says:

    Bonjour!! He is so yummy, and with a french accent!! Merci!!

  13. JulieFromParis says:

    He plays for Montpellier FC now (L1)

  14. DebS says:

    You ladies never fail to make me laugh, Kickette and posters! :)

    This one's hot and he speaks French…what more could you ask?! Oh wait…I just answered my own question…a pic sans shirt! :P

  15. Adri says:

    *guh* <3 <3

    … Excuse me ladies…. I need a second to mop up the drool.

  16. Sophie says:

    Viva la France, mais oui je t'aime!!!!

    Yoann + Olivier, come to mama!

  17. chefdi says:

    oh la la! Merci Kickette!!

  18. Amandinha says:

    oh, and Kickettes, it is Olivier Giroud, not Giraud! :)

  19. ba says:

    he's hot enough :P

  20. JV says:

    Oh boy, another one to add to the list. He is seriously hot. I googled him and he even looks great with longer hair (rip lovely locks of SR4). Plus, he's 6'3''. Good find, Ladies.

  21. Maria says:

    Well Bonjour monsieur!

    Welcome to our eyes

  22. Liz says:

    ok i need to move to Europe asap!

    this man is GORGEOUS!!!

  23. Mrs. Navas says:

    oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. come to barcalona darling. we promise you'll have the time of your life

  24. Rosey says:

    Well hello hottie :)

  25. Maple_lee says:

    Handsome. That's all I can say. Very handsome.

  26. JulieFromParis says:

    Hey, It's funny. The girl interviewing is Francesca and she appeared in a our "Star Academy" like 5 years ago to become a singer :) I didn't know she was into football but totally understand this sudden interest for sitting on a bench next to such a hottie…

    First thing she says is "We'd like to get to know U better", U bet she wants!!

  27. laurie says:

    He;s scored 11 goals in 13 matches, his favorite player is Zlatan, and he'd love to play for Barcelona. And he talks a lot about his "baguette magique" which could translate to "magic wand," except in this case I'm pretty sure it's a code phrase for something else.

    • zztop says:

      i couldn’t stop giggling at that double entendre, seems so obvious. How did the interviewer keep a straight face?

    • tigerS says:

      lmao hahaha, he better get in line, because he will need to get PK out of the way first.

  28. zztop says:

    awww, he has a crush on the Barça boys too.

  29. Amandinha says:

    I'M IN LOVE!

  30. Amanda says:

    Hoooooooolllly geez. Watch out, Yoann, you now have competition on the list of French Footballers I want to bang COUGH I MEAN MARRY.