November 24th, 2010
Hottie Spotting: The Young & The Breathless
Scott Sutter of BSC Young Boys, Switzerland. We’re considering a move, team. (Getty Images/Daylife)
Our forays into the outer reaches of global football in search of fresh meat talent are well documented. And as the weary Kickette staffers return to the office once again after their latest mission, exhausted and generously smeared in foliage and Jagermeister, we are pleased to reveal that their efforts have not been in vain.
This week’s harvest has been plentiful, boys and girls. Please feel free to enjoy the fruit of said labours.
BSC Young Boys is the location of our first deep cover mission. It’s here, in the depths of the Swiss outback known as er… Bern, that we find Scott Sutter (left), a man who has remained under the radar due to his uncanny ability to segue between man and bumble bee at will. We don’t like bees, you see. (AP Photo/Daylife)
In this case we are prepared to make an exception, however. An English-born right back, Sutter moved to Switzerland when he was sixteen, training with Grasshopper before signing for Young Boys in 2009.
We’ve never considered Switzerland as a location for a Kickette satellite office. On this evidence, we feel confident it may come up in the next meeting.
Frederik Sørensen of Juventus. Why baselayers should be abolished, reason #2,762. Images via thebackpage.com
Possibly appealing to the other end of our target demographic, this lovely was drawn to our attention by one of our wuvverly soldier boys. (Cheers, Blakey!) Young Freddie hails from Denmark but currently plays in defence for Italian giants Juventus.
In the interests of starting a gender war, we’ve decided it’s only appropriate to ask whether it’s going to be the Kickette girls claiming grabbing rights to this puppy or if the boys are going to grab him as their own for leching purposes. It’s about time you guys stepped up and marked your territory.
Ready? Aim… FIRE!
Mi piace, this Valentin guy …
I'm from Switzerland and belive me we've got so many footballers who are better looking than Scott..
I think there are many good looking guys here in Switzerland…
for example Valentin Stocker and Moreno Costanzo and Shaqiri i think is also not too bat although he's quite short…
Oier Olazabal. Adrien Brody meets David Villa meets pretty pretty goalie. That is all
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oh well done blake…he's very nice!!
God I hate getting old. Scott Sutter is 6 years younger but I still want a peice.
Four words: Clemens Fandrich & Markus Obernosterer (both FC Energie Cottbus). Look them up, Kickettes.
How about Christian Eriksen? He's danish and only 19 years old as well. You can find him in Ajax.
Alexander Gerndt,, Ola Toivonen, Oskar Wendt, Pontus Wernbloom, Marcus Berg (he's got some amazing eyes) etc. The young Swedish players are getting hotter and hotter.
Love Ola
I take it you girls haven't seen United's newest acquisition?
http://tinyurl.com/3xtz5a2
Two words: Anders Lindegaard
Oops wrong linkage
http://littlemissunited.wordpress.com/2010/11/22/…
Me you click click!
Yes he's gorgeous!
I can't wait for his move to ManU and him permanently replacing Thomas Sørensen in the danish NT!
Mille grazie!
I'll give the Swiss team a miss…
but Blake may be on to something with Freddie. I'm sure the lovely Mr. Sorenson is setting young hearts aflutter in all different kinds of chests. LOL
oooooh Sørensen is a cutie!
…. and Leo Bonucci, too.
dont forget Claudio Marchisio. wow a Milan fan talking about Juve and Inter players, Hotness really does transcend club colours eh?
…. OMG. Don't get me started on Marchisio, DO NOT. But yeah. I love my boys, but they don't exactly provide the best man candy … esp since we sold Boriello (side note: just watched that amazing goal in yesterday's CL game … god, I miss him at Milan) …. but I think Juve has the best-looking team (in Serie A.)
Let's count, shall we? ADP. Gigi (he's BACK!). Marchisio. Bonucci. Grosso. Aquilani. Lanzafame. All we gots for man candy is Ibracadabra (not that I'm complaining.) But, share the wealth, Juve.
… and now I shall sit back and wait for all the Giallorossi girls to go up in arms about how I am erroneous, because they have the trifecta of Totti, Borri and De Rossi.
I'm not up in arms, nor am I blind. I can totally appreciate the goodness that Juve has in ALL of the players you named. But yes, I have a soft spot for my trifecta of goodness as well as Brighi, Greco and Menez.
I think the Bianconeri boys should be made to play all their matches senza camice. I am going to go write a letter to the FIGC right now.
Genius at work.
… I procrastinate like a BOSS.
Two words: Davide Santon. Look him up, Kickettes.