November 24th, 2010
Hottie Spotting: The Young & The Breathless
Scott Sutter of BSC Young Boys, Switzerland. We’re considering a move, team. (Getty Images/Daylife)
Our forays into the outer reaches of global football in search of fresh meat talent are well documented. And as the weary Kickette staffers return to the office once again after their latest mission, exhausted and generously smeared in foliage and Jagermeister, we are pleased to reveal that their efforts have not been in vain.
This week’s harvest has been plentiful, boys and girls. Please feel free to enjoy the fruit of said labours.
BSC Young Boys is the location of our first deep cover mission. It’s here, in the depths of the Swiss outback known as er… Bern, that we find Scott Sutter (left), a man who has remained under the radar due to his uncanny ability to segue between man and bumble bee at will. We don’t like bees, you see. (AP Photo/Daylife)
In this case we are prepared to make an exception, however. An English-born right back, Sutter moved to Switzerland when he was sixteen, training with Grasshopper before signing for Young Boys in 2009.
We’ve never considered Switzerland as a location for a Kickette satellite office. On this evidence, we feel confident it may come up in the next meeting.
Frederik Sørensen of Juventus. Why baselayers should be abolished, reason #2,762. Images via thebackpage.com
Possibly appealing to the other end of our target demographic, this lovely was drawn to our attention by one of our wuvverly soldier boys. (Cheers, Blakey!) Young Freddie hails from Denmark but currently plays in defence for Italian giants Juventus.
In the interests of starting a gender war, we’ve decided it’s only appropriate to ask whether it’s going to be the Kickette girls claiming grabbing rights to this puppy or if the boys are going to grab him as their own for leching purposes. It’s about time you guys stepped up and marked your territory.
Ready? Aim… FIRE!