November 24th, 2010

Hottie Spotting: The Young & The Breathless

Scott Sutter of BSC Young Boys, Switzerland. We’re considering a move, team. (Getty Images/Daylife)

Our forays into the outer reaches of global football in search of fresh meat talent are well documented. And as the weary Kickette staffers return to the office once again after their latest mission, exhausted and generously smeared in foliage and Jagermeister, we are pleased to reveal that their efforts have not been in vain.

This week’s harvest has been plentiful, boys and girls. Please feel free to enjoy the fruit of said labours.

BSC Young Boys is the location of our first deep cover mission. It’s here, in the depths of the Swiss outback known as er… Bern, that we find Scott Sutter (left), a man who has remained under the radar due to his uncanny ability to segue between man and bumble bee at will. We don’t like bees, you see. (AP Photo/Daylife)

In this case we are prepared to make an exception, however. An English-born right back, Sutter moved to Switzerland when he was sixteen, training with Grasshopper before signing for Young Boys in 2009.

We’ve never considered Switzerland as a location for a Kickette satellite office. On this evidence, we feel confident it may come up in the next meeting.

Frederik Sørensen of Juventus. Why baselayers should be abolished, reason #2,762. Images via

Possibly appealing to the other end of our target demographic, this lovely was drawn to our attention by one of our wuvverly soldier boys. (Cheers, Blakey!) Young Freddie hails from Denmark but currently plays in defence for Italian giants Juventus.

In the interests of starting a gender war, we’ve decided it’s only appropriate to ask whether it’s going to be the Kickette girls claiming grabbing rights to this puppy or if the boys are going to grab him as their own for leching purposes. It’s about time you guys stepped up and marked your territory.

Ready? Aim… FIRE!

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24 Responses to “Hottie Spotting: The Young & The Breathless”

  1. Rossanera says:

    Mi piace, this Valentin guy …

  2. mia says:

    I'm from Switzerland and belive me we've got so many footballers who are better looking than Scott..

    • yb<3 says:

      I think there are many good looking guys here in Switzerland…
      for example Valentin Stocker and Moreno Costanzo and Shaqiri i think is also not too bat although he's quite short…

  3. spinspinsugar says:

    Oier Olazabal. Adrien Brody meets David Villa meets pretty pretty goalie. That is all :-) .

  4. senora ramos says:

    oh well done blake…he's very nice!!

  5. londres says:

    God I hate getting old. Scott Sutter is 6 years younger but I still want a peice.

  6. Mrs.Pique says:

    Four words: Clemens Fandrich & Markus Obernosterer (both FC Energie Cottbus). Look them up, Kickettes.

  7. Maria says:

    How about Christian Eriksen? He's danish and only 19 years old as well. You can find him in Ajax.

  8. Sergo says:

    Alexander Gerndt,, Ola Toivonen, Oskar Wendt, Pontus Wernbloom, Marcus Berg (he's got some amazing eyes) etc. The young Swedish players are getting hotter and hotter. :D

  9. littlemissunited says:

    I take it you girls haven't seen United's newest acquisition?

    Two words: Anders Lindegaard

  10. Rossanera says:

    Mille grazie!

  11. Missy Manchester says:

    I'll give the Swiss team a miss…

    but Blake may be on to something with Freddie. I'm sure the lovely Mr. Sorenson is setting young hearts aflutter in all different kinds of chests. LOL

  12. Alex Samuel says:

    oooooh Sørensen is a cutie!

  13. Rossanera says:

    …. and Leo Bonucci, too.

    • BarceLisa says:

      dont forget Claudio Marchisio. wow a Milan fan talking about Juve and Inter players, Hotness really does transcend club colours eh?

      • Rossanera says:

        …. OMG. Don't get me started on Marchisio, DO NOT. But yeah. I love my boys, but they don't exactly provide the best man candy … esp since we sold Boriello (side note: just watched that amazing goal in yesterday's CL game … god, I miss him at Milan) …. but I think Juve has the best-looking team (in Serie A.)

        Let's count, shall we? ADP. Gigi (he's BACK!). Marchisio. Bonucci. Grosso. Aquilani. Lanzafame. All we gots for man candy is Ibracadabra (not that I'm complaining.) But, share the wealth, Juve.

        … and now I shall sit back and wait for all the Giallorossi girls to go up in arms about how I am erroneous, because they have the trifecta of Totti, Borri and De Rossi.

        • DeeRoma says:

          I'm not up in arms, nor am I blind. I can totally appreciate the goodness that Juve has in ALL of the players you named. But yes, I have a soft spot for my trifecta of goodness as well as Brighi, Greco and Menez.

  14. Rossanera says:

    Two words: Davide Santon. Look him up, Kickettes.