March 19th, 2008

Hottie or Nottie: David Villa

We know David Villa has many admirers that catch highlights of his Valencia games every week and hope he’ll make that move to the EPL. Are you a fan?

A few random DV facts: the Spanish striker turns twenty-seven on December 3, his nickname is El Guaje (The Kid), and he has a daughter named Zaida with his wife Patricia.  Sure, he’s a little pocket-sized in stature, but the young Al Pacino-esq vibe works in his favour, and so do his creative hair choices – modified mullets are good on this dude. Still, we’re not fully on board with the Villa-love and ultimately can’t grant him sizzle status. 

We put it to the Kickette army: David Villa, hottie or nottie?


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110 Responses to “Hottie or Nottie: David Villa”

  1. Rajiv Nair says:


  2. Rajiv Nair says:

    You are my favourite footballer of all times.

  3. Lyn says:

    those eyes especially when he has a huge smile, is so damn cute!


  4. jess says:

    no i do more

  5. Vanessa says:

    Totally hot! The dude it well fit and he can actually play good football :) Oooft x

  6. royjamrock says:

    its good that you use protection babes… you need to realize that as females or guys every time you have sex with someone its a spiritual connection no matter how casual it maybe. and you are gonna develope feeling for that person. if he doesnt want you just move on. cause a guy who says he love you would never disrespect you by going with other women

  7. Dollface says:

    If he loves you he will stop messing around and if you have feelings for him you will do the same. Tell him how you feel and see whats up.

  8. Sade4life33313 says:

    Like Dollface said, if he loves you, he’ll stop that bullshit. Not saying that he doesn’t really love you, but sometimes men say things that their dicks wanna say to our pussies. Its up to us to look through that shit. But ma, to save you the heartache keeping it like it is, just fucking because once your heart is on the line, you are in a vulnerable stage to be hurt.

  9. Nadine says:

    Totally agree!! Lol! He is so damn fine!

  10. Nadine says:


  11. donna says:

    i wanna fuck him. suck his cock and have sex with him

  12. youdontcare says:

    small?hes 1,,75 m thta not small thats average besides hes fottballer not model he doesnt need to be a fucking giant

  13. Meagan says:

    OMG lovee David Villa . Hes My Ultumite Hottieeeee .! Love Em .! Total Obession .! Fitter than Fernando Torres <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> xX

  14. patricia says:

    you are awful

  15. ashley says:

    110% HOTTIE
    The man is gorgeous.

  16. ashley says:

    Hottie defo!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />

  17. niksluvslfc says:

    I think David Villa is hot but i’m sorta embarassed to day this xcuz he’s marrried with a child…! But yeah i agree with most of you i have a huge thign for spanish guys ! I abosoluetly adore nando ,villa,SILVA (hotest ) , cesc , xabi (even he is married ) , iker,ect !!! They are all yummy !

  18. dina says:

    david villa,when you go to indonesia for play with indonesia football team?..i hope someday you can play in GELORA BUNG KARNO Stadion.. Coz,i will wach if you play..

  19. ibra honey says:

    i 100 % believe David Villa is one of the hottest footballers in the world

  20. ines and vanne says:

    yes! he looks divine on that suit and without it too! i love his hair style and also that tiny beard that makes him look so cool! he burns on fire!

  21. aysgull says:

    david villa seni

  22. kayleigh says:

    is nottie even a option?!?!

    i LOVE david villa

    fit fit fit!

    ide shag him anyady ;];]

  23. emilia says:

    He’s a hottie!
    He’s looks just like my boyfriend LOL

  24. ZuZA says:

    hottie of course…he, fernando torres, iker casilias and cesc are the most beautiful players..:X

  25. Lou says:

    Omg, hes married :(
    I mean i love spanish boys, but he is just tooo fineee, Lol.
    Soo jealous right now :(

  26. KindaStrange says:

    Definitely hottie!

  27. Danielitto says:

    All of that people who write here that David Villa like he is an ordinary man… you are crazy!!! He is recognized for institutes like he is one of the Hottie and very special man… He-s the best for what he do at his team and how he look. He-s special he-s unique… …!!!

  28. ella_rose says:

    hottie! in the top pic anyway. i definitely have a thing for the Spanish as well <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  29. FT9FTW says:

    HOTTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and not just because he kicked arse against RM today.raspberry The second picture is just oozing sex.

    BTW, thank you for pointing out his “young Al Pacino-esq vibe,“ Kickette. That’s one reason why I fell in love with him several years ago.raspberry

  30. michelle TN says:

    HOOOOOOOOTTIE.  He was ONE of the reasons for why I bought this sports magazine in Japanese since there were photos of him inside.  I didn’t understand the text but I understood him! Ha ha ha!

  31. Pau says:

    HOTTTIIEEEEE!!!!!! totally!!!!

    I love the guy!! AMOUNT VALENCIAAAAAAA!!

    ps: love the new site, Kickette

  32. Genevieve says:

    He looks like 10000000000 other Spanish men.. which doesn’t really do it for me. Give me an Italian/French any day.

  33. MrsLuis&&David; says:

    Villa has a new baby???
    Tres Bien could you show me a source please???

  34. MrsDVLG says:

    David Villa is my <33333333 & has been for almost 2 years now =D
    That typical Hispanic look is GORGEOUS
    I hate his chin fluff but the hair are sideburns are just BEYOND SEXY.
    I just hope he comes to the PL but LIVERPOOL only. If he goes to Chelsea or Tottenham I am going to DIE. I <3 Valencia too so its all gooood
    Viva Valencia && Viva Villa!

  35. Nic says:

    LOL perfect!! I think we have the beginnings of a beautiful life set up here. And let’s face it- how could any of us be innocent with the likes of Totti, Oddo, Cassetti, Gilardino, etc. etc.?? haha.
    I’m also going to leave my pickle comments to myself!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />

    PS- I love that this is what I do while I’m at work haha

  36. Tera says:

    Hottie. A very dirty looking hottie.

  37. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    When I’m,through?? God what do you think of me Nic?! I am an innocent lady <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> OK well sometimes I can be………

    Mexes is all yours, he doesn’t tickle my pickle!!

  38. Nic says:

    Mrs.Xabi- you can definitely have first pick. I somehow don’t think there will be any shortage when you’re through. God I love Italy. As long as you leave me Mexes—yes I know he’s French, but I just can’t help it. Maybe I should change my name on here to Mrs.Mexes… mmm! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  39. god-damn says:

    what?! he’s cute. not hot. but if i must choose hottie/nottie, i think he’s hot!

  40. Ronny'sgurl07 says:

    Hottie… somewhat. I don’t know why, but just the mere fact that he has a soul patch just drives me wild. I liked him in the WC but right now, the soul patch is the reason he’s hanging by a thread in my hotties book <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  41. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    No chin? I think he is all chin he’s jaw is never ending!!

    (Everyone has stolen my Mrs…. idea *grumbles*)

  42. pussycat says:

    Nottie! I just watched them beat barca and the man has NO chin.

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    It’s the chin!

  44. Sarah says:

    Definitely HOTTIE!  I love my Spaniards.  I remember noticing (and possibly drooling over) him during the last World Cup; he scored several goals for my lovely second-favorite international team. smile

  45. brandy, aka CR's Official Mistress in Perpetuity : says:

    He is in that “sometimes hot, sometimes not” category for me. In theory he is hot, ie, Spanish, dark hair, olive skin, spikey hair, nice bone structure and bod….. yet, there is something… off? And I can’t put my finger on it… any suggestions?!

    The Dirty Hot scenario had piqued my interest… I know exactly what you are talking about!!!!

  46. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Can I just point out that David Beckham does not represet Englishmen, he is a one off!! We do not have any others like him, they are more like Rooney!

  47. Sarah x says:

    Hottie! smile
    I Take It They Dont Like It When We Go Off Topic raspberry

  48. kaya says:

    I think he’s a cutie, but yeah, I’ve seen hotter spanish guys. TFO’s (first) observation reminded me of what I think of kickette stalwarts Lampard and Gerrard (and JT, albeit I find him actively unattractive) in the english sense. Even Beckham, who is the perfected version of the englishman (ok, in looks, anyway), is still not terribly interesting to me (OK, that armani undy ad made me look twice).
    Now take me to Iberia, and the law of averages starts looking mighty fine to me! Funny thing is with Mr Villa, I think I’d be doing the tying… His expression in the 2nd photo could just as easily be transposed to him on my poster bed as I tie the 2nd ankle up… he’s begging me to be nice.
    I like his shoes, btw.

  49. Jenn says:

    He’s quite handsome, although to be honest I’ve never really ‘fancied’ him the way I fancy other footballers…
    …it’s his Spanish charm that intrigues me I suppose. smile

  50. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    MrsXabi im with you in lovin bein called the kickette army …. lol did you get my post on one of the other stories with the Xabi Website….

    lets here it for Kickettes army girls

  51. Nic says:

    ahhh sadly I’m going to have to go with Nottie. Though, I’d just like to inform everyone, I’ve always liked fellow Spaniard Cesc, but as of late, I’ve REALLLLY been appreciating him! There’s something there that’s drawing me in…

  52. Pussycat says:

    Eh- I’d need more proof. Until then a nottie.

  53. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Btw I’m loving being called the Kickette Army!! We are a man hunting army, just with cuter outfits and more sparkle smile

  54. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    He’s a cutie rather than a full blown hottie.  I’m liking the second pic, always a sucker for a man in a suit.  wink

  55. MrsXabiAlonso says:


  56. The Fourth Official says:

    Two Yellows, you just got my full attention.  Dirty hot?  My fave!!!!  Let me look closer . . . . Hmmm. . . I think you might possibly be right.  Yes, you’re definitely right.  He looks the type to leave you tied to the bed after doing something deliciously nasty to your body, and then wanders off into the living room to watch footy and have a cerveza.  I think I’ve changed my mind!

  57. Rusty says:

    Knowing that he’s 26 makes him better-looking to me.

    He’s medium. Wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers, but wouldn’t be the one inviting him into said bed.

    Kickette army? I’ll be a general.

  58. Two Yellows says:

    David Villa is a dirty hot. He’s the type of man who would do unspeakable acts to you, that you will thoroughly enjoy, but you won’t be able to tell anybody about it. He’s got my vote, that sexy bitch.

  59. c9 says:

    TFO- I know, how unbelievable for Tottenham today! I was switching back and forth between games!

    MrsXabi, you make me laugh <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  60. April says:

    He is looking mighty fine in that second picture.

  61. Erinti says:

    While the Mediterranean type is perhaps my favorite and there is absolutely nothing wrong with his hair, the lower half of his face is somehow…not *there* enough. Give me Iker or even Cesc over this guy any day.

  62. Tari says:

    Perfec Hottie..I had crush on him for the past three years. He’s a great striker more than Raul.I fond of his sideburn.It’s very Hot

  63. I do not know what it is, but he definitely lights my fire. He reminds me of someone, I think.

    And in some odd way, his hair helps a lot. I’ve seen pictures when he hasn’t done anything with it, and that leaves me blank, but that false mohawk turns me on…

  64. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, I noticed that too, Malin.  Oooopsy.  red face

    And yes, there are certain Hispanic/Latin types who light my fire (yes, you, CR), but they have to have charisma.  David doesn’t.

  65. And, eh, fellow kickette readers, they seem to have noticed that we wander away in our discussions sometimes. We need a forum. Oh yes we do.

  66. He’s a hottie!

    Fourth, that is exactly why I find him soo attractive, how can you not love that typical hispanic look? Dark hair, olive skin and dark eyes. Grrr…

    I’m so with you here Dani wink

  67. goalkeeperette says:

    Eeeeew no!  shock  There’s something about his hair and sideburns and that ridiculous tiny beard spot that is totally freaking me out….everything’s so thin and spiky and just YUK! No Mr Villa for me!

  68. dani,, MrsHarryKewell says:

    hottie he can have my votee
    i have a thing for the spanish ,, yum
    iker pepe nando xabi david cesc
    i dont need to go on

  69. The Fourth Official says:

    Nope.  He looks like a million other Spanish dudes.  Nothing special.

  70. Trainee Wag says:

    yess!! very.. he’ll et my vote any day.

  71. carly says:

    In the football kit: OK.
    In normal clothes:  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" /> he’s soooo…earrings, jewelry, awful clothes…

    I’m so proud of Ronaldo tonight. :D Captain!

  72. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    This pictue is why I will never join you all over in the filth…,…

    Mmmmmmm attractive lol

  73. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Leave me be on my Xabi cloud!! I’m not joining you lol
    And seriously that Fabio picture is the hottest thing EVER!!! I fell in love as soon as I saw that!! Oooh the sweat and muscle, YUM!!

  74. The Fourth Official says:

    c9, heheheheheheh – great day. Three points clear.  And that fine Irish lad Robbie Keane did a number on Chelsea.  hehehehehehe.

  75. c9 says:

    MrsXabi- that’s so sweet of you. You’d make a wonderful convert to the dark side angels <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Oh, and I definitely do melt at the sight of a hot Fabs pic, much thanks for that!

  76. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I said youth team c9, not the pre-school team!! LOL Only joking, but I might fight ya for him (once he has the tracks removed)

    Awww HoneyBee, you poor woman. A day without Kickette is too much for me, let alone a few weeks!!
    I shall miss you, while I won’t admit it I like people trying to convert me! It will never happen tho, you DO know that!!

    A few piccies to get you through the week…

    When your bored of studying and go into your Ronaldo daydreams, imagine this is you…
    Makes me feel a little ill sick

  77. HoneyBee says:

    Not great pics of David.We need pics of thighs and shirtless picks and then we can start talking.
    I have to study,have some exams-woman in her 2O’s(me) should not be condemned to such horrible faith (reading hundreds of pages written by people who are already dead and if they weren’t I would kill them myself).
    But I promise I will be back(with hot picks of the dark&other;sides).Will miss you.Will have to live of pics you’ve posted so far(especially of c9’s).
    Admit it Mrs.Xabi Alonso-you will miss me.(say it even it isn’t so).
    smile I will try to survive with some of your picks too.

  78. c9 says:

    The youth players, haha MrsXabi, since you brought that up, I need to get Pato ASAP before he gets serious with that horrible soap actress   sick

    Oh and United won (squeels and sighs, jumps up and down all at the same time) 2-0, Cris with both goals and Captain! Broke Best’s record today too!  cheese

  79. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    The devil’s tail?? You talking about his little beard?? Eughhh!!

    I would love to come America, need to get my ‘queens english’ in gear tho. We don’t all talk like her lol

    Sorry Dani, Im taking them both! And you don’t want lil Harry???  big surprise
    OK well there’s lots of hottie’s left, Aurelio, Riise, Finnan, Carra, Agger, Pepe, Torres (might have to fight Malin tho) or you could seek out the youth players, get them while their young wink

  80. Tres Bien says:

    He’s definitely hot.  Gotta love the devil’s tail… I know I’m a sucker for them.  I’ll prefer if he stays in the confines of the Primera, though.

    And fyi- he’s also got a new baby.

  81. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    haha it wud defoo be rong if you had em both at the same time and it will incest on there part

    i dont want harry no more :( hmm hu can i have…a looker on the liverpool team help ??

  82. Pusycat says:

    Will people PLEASE stop surprising me with pics of CRon? Put a warning label on it or something. Squick!
    I’m on the plane to Italy too – but I want to sightsee and go to Tuscany as well…

    MXA – come to the US! Your accent will have men at your feet. And women too!

  83. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    How about I don’t marry Xabi, then I can just have hot raw sex wih them both!! Not together tho, that would be wrong. Think I’m gettin a bit dirty-hot now <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

    You’ll have to make do with lil Harry, sorry!

    Congrats c9, hopefully he’ll be all outta goals for sunday!!

  84. c9 says:

    Here is my hottie:…

    Captain today! And with 2 goals as well!!!!!

  85. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    isnt it just… hmmmm i think im goin to take mikel off of your hands tho lol

    because if you marry Xabi lol and lust after Mikel tht wud be rong lool

  86. tammyv says:

    I vote dirty hot…

  87. Shell says:

    I think the ‘dirty hot’ comment is perfect for Villa!! Well done kickette army, we have another rating- hottie, nottie or dirty hottie????? wink

  88. LFCgal says:

    Nottie!!! I have discovered an unnapealing Spaniard <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  89. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Can’t I have both??? Now there’s a thought <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  90. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    mikel alonso ok dont blame ya MrsXabi… can i have Mikel then if you have Xabi lol x

  91. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    see it stopping my concerntration

  92. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    im gnna join you on your flight to italy something bout the accent tht makes my knees wea

  93. c9 says:

    Absolute, NOTTIE!

    MrsXabi- I presume you’ve seen the pic of Xabi and Mikel I posted for you in the ICON thread? I hope you liked it, they’re both so cute <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="surprised" style="border:0;" />

    All aboard kickette flight #c9 bound for Italy <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  94. Eveline says:

    Absolute hottie!

  95. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    which one !!

    tut tut tut wot wud Xabi say lol

  96. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    And yes, I’ve just spent about an hour on there.  Thanks <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />
    Although I am feeling a bit guilty, I’ve been having thoughts about Mikel!!!!!

  97. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    No Dani, we don’t have Stevie, Alex does.  And one guy in a whole country, who is married, doesn’t fill me with hope lol
    OK see you there Nic, I get first pick tho wink

  98. dani,,MrsHarryKewell says:

    did you get my post on one of the other stories with the Xabi Website….

    but MXA we doo have stevie he doesnt look like least i dont think soo i hope im not imagining it am i ?

    i hardly watch the england games i mostly watch the spain games.. fitter men

  99. Nic says:

    Mrs. Xabi—I’m right behind you on that plane to Italy. Dear god what I wouldn’t do…

  100. Becca x says:

    Im Saying Hottie <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    I Wanna See More Of This Man <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

    I Love The Kickette Army. And I Love All My Kickettes x

  101. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    It’s not funny pussycat, how are we expected to find our perfect man?? Think I’m gonna move to Italy, get me an Italian <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    Now I’m usually a big fan of the Spanish men, but Villa really doesn’t do it for me.

  102. Pussycat says:

    MXA – ‘they’re like Rooney’ ahahahahahahaha!
    It’s true – I’ve seen the fans in the stands at matches. They all have round heads. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  103. Aubrey15 says:


  104. Sophia says:

    Well, while the Match yesterday I thaught "Damn, there are still more gorgeous players in the spanish team above the Portuguese Team." And then I put the name "David Villa" into google, to look for fotos of him and so me and my bad English got to this page here^^ I adore his bad-boy gaze and the way he frowns and his hair Style^^ Although he's a little small, defenetly HOTTIE :D

  105. missy says:

    I know this is a late vote but… How about hottie and naughty?

  106. Carmi says:

    ok, first off….u are not in a relationship…he has the right to fuck around if he wants. BUT if u do start to gain feelings for him (which ARE ok) u need to sit down and have a conversation…if u both really feel it, try saying that maybe u 2 wont fuck others….start slow….if not move on

  107. Georgia Girl ♥ says:

    if it’s not going to be anything more than sex then you need to tell yourself that and know if you gain feelings for him that will only hurt you in the long run. but if he’s saying he wants to be in a faithful relationship with you, then of course it’s ok.

  108. rvpstar says:

    David Villa = Pocket sized HOTTIE