August 27th, 2008

Hottie or Nottie: Deco

He’s the new man at Chelsea, and Anderson Deco certainly has his fair share of female fans – are you one of them?

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He’s 31-years-old and hails from Brazil, he’s played for Barcelona FC and Porto prior to becoming a Blue, and his personal life rivals any daytime soap opera. 

Let us fill you in: Mr. Deco is quite the man-about-town (ie, man-ho) and is currently in the middle of his second divorce.  His first divorce happened because his wife Scylla, who was with child, strangely didn’t seem to appreciate Deco’s mistress also becoming pregnant at the same time.  He then shacked up with the mistress, now second wife, Jaciara, who had two children with him (he has four in all). 

Alas, the laws of comeuppance are buzz killers, and Jaciara is now heading to the courts to claim her cash prize because her hubby was caught – on camera -  exiting some sort of orgy situation with a stack of prostitutes in London last year.  Oh yes, Kickettes. This is a man who likes to put it out there both off and on the pitch.

Relationship shenanigans aside, he’s looking very good right now for Chelsea – and scrubs up well in a suit – see below.  Not our cup of tea, but we know many readers have been Deco-ized and are happy about it.

Does he do it for you? Hottie or nottie?

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58 Responses to “Hottie or Nottie: Deco”

  1. martine whelan says:

    hes hot hot hot

  2. Callie says:

    The man-whorishness turns me off him But I totally would :D

  3. mrs jt ;) says:

    ahh, cant really see the picture,
    I’ll put it on my profile so yous can have a closer look :P x

  4. mrs jt ;) says:

    <img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/6dyb9w.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> looking pretty good with the shades, no?taken by me on chelseas training day, about a second before his car nearly ran me over!!i don think hes a hottie, but theres just something about him that makes me like him…

  5. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Nottie. He has a cute face, but not sexy. His height and off pitch activities make me ewwwwwwww. Don’t like the tattoos either, but I’m not a tattoo fan anyway

  6. Tres Bien says:

    It's knowing that he's such a totally dirty, orgy- loving, 'but I'm innocent' guy that makes me want to tie him down and have my way with him. Which, of course, would be something he loved.Don't forget, though, there's the definite ass side, as he did leave Jaciara when their second kid has a disease/illness.

  7. klyn312 says:

    nonononononottie. hi girls, it’s been a loooong time- Iv’e had a busy summer but now its back to the desk and back to you all (and the boys, of course, the boys!!)

  8. carly says:

    TammyV – Nooooo! I'm speechless. The dirty rag. I still like him though. You know your gossip, girl ;)

  9. autumnmaple101 says:

    Nope nottie for me. Frankie’s hotter by a mile

  10. carly says:

    TammyV – Nooooo! I’m speechless. The dirty rag. I still like him though. You know your gossip, girl ;)

  11. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    NO WAY! I was aware about Deco´s hum "tastes".. (a friend of a friend that knows a friend that knows someone who hangs with Deco) or something like that.. like a thousand years ago he came to Mexico, and then and only then he looked sexy to me. But now, I dont understand such an erradic behave.

  12. AJ says:

    I've always thought his face is cute, but he's just too short for me to find hot. And after reading of his exploits, he seems like a little sh*t. I wouldn't mind him on my team though. ;)

  13. diziet says:

    I don't really care about his morals, but he has a face like a hamster, so it's a definite no from me.

  14. TammyV says:

    Carly, he allowed JT to cheat on his couch and he was with Lamps in Vegas as part of that p*ssy playhouse party thing. He is a manho too.

  15. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    nottie for sure

  16. TammyV says:

    He always reminds me of a diry little Mikey O. but a dirty-hot, very, very dirty, hot version of a Muchkin from the Wizard of Oz.

    I have wanted him and Lamps in the same midfield forever, and finally I was right and it is paying off. Now, getting them both in Newcastle’s midfield would be better thought.

    As for the exploits, lets be honest… total Manho and you know JT, Lamps, Cashley, Bridgey and the rest are looking to him for advice and up at him (so to speak) in revenced awe. All but Cech – Petr, I will personally kick your ass if you cheat)

  17. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    NO WAY! I was aware about Deco?s hum “tastes”.. (a friend of a friend that knows a friend that knows someone who hangs with Deco) or something like that.. like a thousand years ago he came to Mexico, and then and only then he looked sexy to me. But now, I dont understand such an erradic behave.

  18. TammyV says:

    Carly, he allowed JT to cheat on his couch and he was with Lamps in Vegas as part of that p*ssy playhouse party thing. He is a manho too.

  19. TammyV says:

    He always reminds me of a diry little Mikey O. but a dirty-hot, very, very dirty, hot version of a Muchkin from the Wizard of Oz. I have wanted him and Lamps in the same midfield forever, and finally I was right and it is paying off. Now, getting them both in Newcastle's midfield would be better thought. As for the exploits, lets be honest… total Manho and you know JT, Lamps, Cashley, Bridgey and the rest are looking to him for advice and up at him (so to speak) in revenced awe. All but Cech – Petr, I will personally kick your ass if you cheat)

  20. Kia says:

    Oh, God, no!
    I wish he’d stayed in Spain.

  21. mulki says:

    I think he is cute n hoottttttttttttt……

  22. bookmole says:

    Nottie.  Nice tat, though.

  23. c9 says:

    Deco is a HOTTIE! Rocks the suit and the tat. I think the tat is what did it for me. I love men who are inked, I love running my hands all over it and……..okay too much information for you all <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> lol

  24. allie says:

    naaaaah… but if i met him id be nice so i could meet joey cole, lamps n jt <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  25. Fairings says:

    It’s so sad that a good looking guy like that do such things…

  26. Pat~Nando's girl says:

    Sorry kickette, but NO.

  27. Mickyb17 says:

    I meant short, sorry xx

  28. Mickyb17 says:

    Nope not my type dunno why, he has a okay face but he hasnt got “it”. Hes a bit sort too!
    xxxx

  29. He’s got *something*…but I’d be afraid to go near in case I caught it!

  30. Susan says:

    HOT- yes he’s a man-ho, but you know, no reason you can use and discard the same way he does wink

  31. ^^K^^ says:

    Deco’s always been a hottie for me but lately the Chelsea blue has made him drop off my list… Without the Chelsea kit on, hottie <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  32. BloomyBecks says:

    Nottie!  He has a sweet smile, but he’s a total dirtbag.  Still, I can’t feel too sorry for his 2nd wife…

  33. Rusty says:

    no, his eyebrows scare me. Lucy, you’re right, he looks like that dog.

  34. laura terry says:

    Oh deco is defo a hottie. He is good looking,fit and best of all he playes for chelsea. Deco all the way x

  35. Memory says:

    I remember learning on a previous Kickette thread that one must refer to someone roaming the field the manner in which Deco does as a “talented whore”. Not just a scumbag, or walking disease, no no, this is a “talented whore”. Talent makes all the difference in the world when it’s time for judgment.

  36. Moonie says:

    Hmmm im almost tempted by the tatts but he's just too smug looking for his own good! Plus his fingers are too stumpy which makes him a definite nottie in my world!

  37. Dreamgirl says:

    I used to think he was kind of ok. But now that I know the gory details he reminds me too much of someone I used to be with. No absolutely OFF the hot list!!

  38. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Nottie! I do like watching him play though. His eyes are waaaay too small…

  39. Smurfette says:

    Nottie!

  40. Ali says:

    i like little deco but have to go with nottie. The back tattoo however is a definite hottie!! yes, just the tattoo.

  41. LynxKitten says:

    He's a good football player, apart from that, quite a little prick.

  42. The Fourth Official says:

    A talented footballer and a good signing for Chelsea and he's on my Fantasy Football team, but hottie? No.

  43. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Theres something about him that I like. He's cute and cuddly but his man-whoring is a bit off-putting but still, he's a great player and he earns me lots of points on my Fantasy Football Team so he's hot in my books!

  44. Blair says:

    As long has he keeps doing his job for Chelsea I'm to think he's a hottie! LOL!

  45. carly says:

    Tammy, do you include Bridgey in the man-ho section? Is he that kind of man? Don't disappoint me…

  46. carly says:

    Happy Birthday little man. I love you (like a brother, k?)! I'm deeply grateful for the joys he brought to me and I really admire him, even if he is a bit of a man-ho.

  47. Lucy says:

    I'm probably the only one, but I seriously think Deco looks like Sweep: <img src="http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll76/lucy884/random/Sweep.jpg&quot; alt="Photobucket" border="0"> Anyway he's ok, not entirely a nottie but not a hottie either.

  48. Elise says:

    For what he's doing at Chelsea, I'm loving the little guy. He and Frank on the pitch together make me very, very happy. But hot? No. Cute? Yes.

  49. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I'm undecided on him as well. I can't decide if he's hot or just pleasant looking.

  50. aristeia says:

    Just physically– not really, but I could do worse. Throw in his mad skills on the pitch and he becomes THAT much hotter. Throw in his whoring ways and I become a little turned off. I think the whoring cancels out the skills, so he’s back to “not really, but I could do worse”.

  51. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    hells no…! good player tho.. rhyming not intended…

  52. Becca says:

    Im undecided here, maybe hes a bit old for me… but i dont know.
    Them storys just make me go for the more ‘nottie’ side. but i actually DONT KNOW! lol

  53. Alexandra Pato says:

    Iono, his face is pretty adorable…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..but no

  54. Venice says:

    I agree with everything AJ said, his face is cute, but he’s a hobbit really and therefore a no-no for me. And the orgy incident doesn’t help him at all.

    Terrific player though.

  55. carly says:

    Tammy, do you include Bridgey in the man-ho section? Is he that kind of man? Don’t disappoint me…

  56. carly says:

    Happy Birthday little man. I love you (like a brother, k?)! I’m deeply grateful for the joys he brought to me and I really admire him, even if he is a bit of a man-ho.

  57. Lucy says:

    I’m probably the only one, but I seriously think Deco looks like Sweep: Photobucket
    Anyway he’s ok, not entirely a nottie but not a hottie either.

  58. Erin says:

    A good player. I suppose he’s not unattractive, but there is just something about him that doesn’t appeal to me. He has a kind of flat, dead look to him.