December 19th, 2007

Hottie or Nottie?: James McFadden

Well, James McFadden may be the colour of day-old mayonnaise, but that’s nothing a few months’ intensive St. Tropez application won’t cure.


Plus, the Scottish accent is sexy.

Still.  Mayonnaise legs… never good on any occasion.

We can’t decide and so we must put it to our people:

Is Everton’s James McFadden a hottie or nottie?


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50 Responses to “Hottie or Nottie?: James McFadden”

  1. charisma says:

    McFadden is a good player i guess. but not my type of guy.

  2. paruresis says:

    I dont actually like that british style, but hes some kind of a cutie wink

  3. Not hottie, not nottie ! HOTTIE and NOTTIE ! ! ! I’m in love with him !

  4. hann. says:


    cogratulaions on his wife (GRR) havin a baby (DOUBLE GRR.)

  5. simba says:

    Muy caliente mmmmmmmmmmmm

  6. Jenni says:

    Me and my mate ran in2 him once, and she’ s always said, nottie – monobrow, pale etc, but then we met him in person and she soon changed her mind.  He’s got some kinda vibe that just makes him a hottie!  Shame he’s so luved up grrr

  7. shevaun says:

    hottie woooop

  8. IkumilavLFC says:

    Nottie! He has fur on his chest! Even his face is quite good looking

  9. Elise says:

    Let me get this straight, Fourth.  You’re an admirer of the hairy muscular thigh and yet you are somehow not a Lampard enthusiast?  I am no longer able to even think the word ‘thigh’ without thinking of Frank. His thighs have become the standard by which all others are now judged. I could write poetry about his thighs.

  10. Sarah says:

    Really girls, there’s nothing wrong with a little pastiness.  I’m a redhead, so I’m very sensitive about this subject.  Although I would never go for a ginger guy…our children would pretty much glow in the dark.

    And yeah, I’m not wild about the Everton thing, but I could live with it.  It’s not like I want to marry the boy.  The scottishness is hot.

  11. Louise says:

    I really don’t think pastiness is a Kickette disqualifier—Iker is the Finest of the Finest Five (which I wholeheartedly agree with), but he is one of the palest men I’ve ever seen.

  12. tammyv says:

    I have to disagree 4th… some manscaping of the neather-region is important depending on how thick the perverable forest is.  Neat, trim, under-control is key for me, I don’t like shaggy untamed hair anywhere.

    As for Louise’s arguement… yeah that was an awesome use of photo evidence.  Well done and now I feel all gooey inside, Fabio wet and drity, Faddy all wet and dirty and angry.. YUMMY-OLICIOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR US ALL

  13. joeycole<3 says:

    he aint that bad
    he has his off days
    he luks lyk robin hood

  14. Becca x says:

    This Is A Hard one.. But I THink Im Gonna Have To Say Nottie.

  15. Lisa says:

    I personally would never turn someone down given the chance cos of the team they play for, i HEART ronaldo and he plays for Man Utd, altho i dont mind them

    Unless of course they played for the scum of the slabthrowing earth Red Shite C*nts.. (Liverpool)


    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  16. The Fourth Official says:

    On the chest hair debate, I have to say I enjoy a moderate amount of chest hair to comb my fingers through, however NOT on the shoulders or the back. Get thee to a wax artiste, my friend!  I also enjoy hairy, muscular thighs.  But WTF is going on with the male pubic shaving/waxing/trimming thing?  Don’t like it, don’t understand it, don’t enjoy it.  Any man who takes precious minutes of his day – minutes that should be spent wooing and worshiping moi – to groom himself down there is a man not worthy of my attention.  As long as it’s clean, leave it alone.  Think of it as a frame for a beautiful picture.  Utilitarian, handsome even, but still just a frame.

  17. Elise says:

    Ella, I’d probably show up to see that, too. As a means to assist Gina in studies for scientific advancement of course. wink 

    Of course.

  18. michelle TN says:

    Sort of hot.  I’m surprised at myself for saying this because usually Hottie or Nottie (one of my most favourite subjects) is a nottie pour moi. 
    Anyways, why would you even need to wax your chest with that amount of hair? It’s not like he’s gorilla hairy or anything.  smile

  19. Ella says:

    After Louises picture I could definetely see him throw Cannavaro round the bedroom.

  20. xlxcx says:

    there is definitely a cuteness to him, kinda reminds me of Michael Vartan, but I wouldn’t say I’d drag him into the back seat of my car and do him like there’s no tomorrow….

  21. Deka says:

    i find him decent lukin he aint up there wiv torres and santa cruz but there r worse lukin nd i actually like da fact that he luks soo manly

  22. lose that girl says:

    I want to say hottie because of his Scottish-ness but I just…can’t…do…it.

    Make my vote: nottie.

  23. Cate says:

    He’s questionable and plays for Everton, so… no.

  24. Louise says:

    Ever since this?


  25. Just Me says:

    nottie…and evertonian…definately no!

  26. Amelie says:

    nottie purely for the fact he plays for Everton. <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Although put him in a scottish shirt…or even, OUT of a scottish shirt, the situation improves slightly and may i just say CHEST HAIR IS A GOOD THING. in moderation, obviously, but i’m not up for the pre pubescent look or for the waxing… (okay i’m sure i can find an exception to this but i’m still voting for chest hair’s manly.)

    um…what was my point? oh yes. not too bad, but ultimately, too bitter. No thank you.

  27. Gina says:

    In the interest of scientific progress, I am willing to test whether filth-talking-while-being-flung-
    about-the-bedroom cancels out pastiness and chest hair.

    So pack him up after the Boxing Day fixtures and send him out to SoCal <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="cool smirk" style="border:0;" />

  28. Lisa says:

    A definite HOTTIE!  He looks like he could throw you around the bedroom and really talk some filth.  Bring back chest hair!  I love it.

  29. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    He’s a Nottie.  Too pale, too weedy.  Too Blue.

  30. LISA says:

    hottie purely for the fact he plays for Everton.

  31. Elise says:

    Okay, I was going with 4th on the spiked eggnog thing until I read Lisa’s comment about him looking like he could ‘throw you around the bedroom and talk some filth’.  Magic words.  lol So I decided to take another look and she does have a very good point.  I see it mostly in the third picture.  And I must say that looked at in that light, he does improve. But he’ll never be Gerrard Butler.

  32. Cherry says:

    He plays for Everton so that immediately makes him unacceptable.

  33. The Fourth Official says:

    Ummm, Kickette, has someone been spiking your egg nog????  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="hmmm" style="border:0;" />

    I’d do him in the dark maybe, with my sleep mask on, whilst fantasizing that he’s Gerard Butler.

  34. Malin says:

    I’d say nottie. I agree with Gina, you get used to, er, waxed chests…

  35. dani says:

    NOTTIE !!!
    hes too pale and he may be scottish but he really doesnt work for me

  36. Ella says:

    Everton scum? Next please

  37. deb says:

    umm, he reminds me of wayne, so…no.

  38. c9 says:

    Uummm, I have to agree with the fourth official, has someone not only been spiking kickette’s drinks, but has someone been smoking something as well? <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smirk" style="border:0;" />  He’s a definite NOTTIE <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />

  39. j says:

    Ehhhh, nottie

  40. klyn312 says:

    um, not the pick of the litter but defo a hottie.
    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  41. Kelly says:

    Hot or not, I don’t care. After his goal against France, Faddy is a legend.

  42. robin says:

    Meh – not for me. I think his chin is too weak and his mouth is just unappealing. I could find him attractive if I put a blindfold on and just paid attention to his accent and body!

  43. Gina says:

    I think I’ve been brainwashed by all the waxing going on in the Prem, but Mr. McF just doesn’t appeal to me with that chest hair.

    Which is insane since he’s from Scotland, so you just know he has to be crazy sexy.

  44. steph says:

    I have no qualms about taking him to the Maldives so he can top up his tan.

  45. tammyv says:

    He is Scotish, which makes him a hottie.  I LOVE the accent and the simple manliness of them, not so much the metrosexuals there..

  46. RedGirl says:


  47. Pau says:

    yeeei!! I am the first comment! w0o0ow je je ok sorry…returning to the main theme: A NOTTIE! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" />

  48. Mariko says:

    I have to agree with Sarah on this one. He’s not tragic looking. He just needs to get rid of the unibrow and maybe get a tan.

  49. Sarah says:

    Sorry girls, I’m gonna have to go with hottie on this one.  I mean, he’s no Cesc (hee) but he’s certainly not unfortunate looking.  I’m a fan of the scruffy sort of guy…unless he’s too short.  Really short guys are a definite turnoff.